riding girlfriend's yoga mat like aladdin
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This poster has the sauce, juice, marinade, etc
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I heard your man making up allegories and the figure intended to represent the position of ignorance bore a striking resemblance to you
November 18, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I heard your man making up allegories and the figure intended to represent the position of ignorance bore a striking resemblance to you
(to the tune of freed from desire) My love smells sort of funny, he's got his bear deceased
November 15, 2025 at 2:35 AM
(to the tune of freed from desire) My love smells sort of funny, he's got his bear deceased
Alright, time to share some thoughts with The World's Most Infamous Pedophile. I think I'll do it via email. No way this backfires, ever!
November 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Alright, time to share some thoughts with The World's Most Infamous Pedophile. I think I'll do it via email. No way this backfires, ever!
Imagine getting a picture of the Right-Size Workplace Cat in your inbox
August 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Imagine getting a picture of the Right-Size Workplace Cat in your inbox
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This is genuinely western liberalism summed up in a 30 second video. Incredible. Put it in an art gallery.
August 8, 2025 at 11:54 AM
This is genuinely western liberalism summed up in a 30 second video. Incredible. Put it in an art gallery.
The King Boiled His Deep State
August 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
The King Boiled His Deep State
Posting increasingly preposterous reasons for why I'm not at work in the all employees chat and seeing how long it takes for them to fire me
July 31, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Posting increasingly preposterous reasons for why I'm not at work in the all employees chat and seeing how long it takes for them to fire me
Today is the 25th anniversary of Georgia's 9/11
July 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Today is the 25th anniversary of Georgia's 9/11
"slapping fannies and killing grannies" immediately etched itself into the part of my brain where "one of the wettest we've ever seen, from the standpoint of water" lives
July 17, 2025 at 3:17 AM
"slapping fannies and killing grannies" immediately etched itself into the part of my brain where "one of the wettest we've ever seen, from the standpoint of water" lives
Is there anyone more pathetic than these liberal scolds? How dare you demand that your leaders lead!
I've been pointing this BS out for awhile.
Rank and file Americans have the nerve to demand that Democratic officials subject themselves to manhandling, arrest, or being disappeared because voters fucked up royally.
Messiah ain't the job they applied for and ain't the job they were elected to.
Rank and file Americans have the nerve to demand that Democratic officials subject themselves to manhandling, arrest, or being disappeared because voters fucked up royally.
Messiah ain't the job they applied for and ain't the job they were elected to.
July 7, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Is there anyone more pathetic than these liberal scolds? How dare you demand that your leaders lead!
Fuck, not the poker players
July 2, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Fuck, not the poker players
Shit you do when your conscience is good and extremely not guilty
June 2, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Shit you do when your conscience is good and extremely not guilty
"Sir, sir, are you too much of a pussy to crash the economy?"
May 29, 2025 at 2:38 PM
"Sir, sir, are you too much of a pussy to crash the economy?"
Got his ass
May 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Got his ass
This is the most appealing picture they could take?
May 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
This is the most appealing picture they could take?
This rocks. Enjoy your pot of gold, king
April 24, 2025 at 1:04 AM
This rocks. Enjoy your pot of gold, king
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🎵 life is like a hurricane /
here in duckburg /
flat beaks, quackers, budget cranes /
those are duck slurs 🎶
here in duckburg /
flat beaks, quackers, budget cranes /
those are duck slurs 🎶
April 18, 2025 at 1:48 AM
🎵 life is like a hurricane /
here in duckburg /
flat beaks, quackers, budget cranes /
those are duck slurs 🎶
here in duckburg /
flat beaks, quackers, budget cranes /
those are duck slurs 🎶
lol
April 18, 2025 at 12:35 AM
lol
Republicans: Let's eviscerate the public sector. Let's deport or prosecute every student protestor we can get our hands on. Let's rip the copper wiring out of the world economy.
Democrats: Erm, sir. I am going to tell you about a little thing called a colloquy,
Democrats: Erm, sir. I am going to tell you about a little thing called a colloquy,
April 9, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Republicans: Let's eviscerate the public sector. Let's deport or prosecute every student protestor we can get our hands on. Let's rip the copper wiring out of the world economy.
Democrats: Erm, sir. I am going to tell you about a little thing called a colloquy,
Democrats: Erm, sir. I am going to tell you about a little thing called a colloquy,
Obvious point about how Obama paved the road to hell aside, it is sort of galling how his response to massive catastrophe is "erm, double standards much?"
April 5, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Obvious point about how Obama paved the road to hell aside, it is sort of galling how his response to massive catastrophe is "erm, double standards much?"
Welcome to the Cave of Unutterable Truths. The best European cuisine is German
April 5, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Welcome to the Cave of Unutterable Truths. The best European cuisine is German
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In short:
1. Booker finishes with a little Oscar speech. All Dems applaud.
2. Senator Risch (R-ID) is recognized and requests unanimous consent for speeches an an immediate vote on another Trump nominee. (This is the place to object and grind the Senate to a halt.)
3. No Dem objects.
1. Booker finishes with a little Oscar speech. All Dems applaud.
2. Senator Risch (R-ID) is recognized and requests unanimous consent for speeches an an immediate vote on another Trump nominee. (This is the place to object and grind the Senate to a halt.)
3. No Dem objects.
April 2, 2025 at 3:29 AM
In short:
1. Booker finishes with a little Oscar speech. All Dems applaud.
2. Senator Risch (R-ID) is recognized and requests unanimous consent for speeches an an immediate vote on another Trump nominee. (This is the place to object and grind the Senate to a halt.)
3. No Dem objects.
1. Booker finishes with a little Oscar speech. All Dems applaud.
2. Senator Risch (R-ID) is recognized and requests unanimous consent for speeches an an immediate vote on another Trump nominee. (This is the place to object and grind the Senate to a halt.)
3. No Dem objects.
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so glad billionaires exist. without them i wouldn’t be getting hunted for sport this saturday
April 3, 2025 at 1:44 AM
so glad billionaires exist. without them i wouldn’t be getting hunted for sport this saturday