riding girlfriend's yoga mat like aladdin
@stickytable.bsky.social
This poster has the sauce, juice, marinade, etc
Alright, time to share some thoughts with The World's Most Infamous Pedophile. I think I'll do it via email. No way this backfires, ever!
November 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Alright, time to share some thoughts with The World's Most Infamous Pedophile. I think I'll do it via email. No way this backfires, ever!
Imagine getting a picture of the Right-Size Workplace Cat in your inbox
August 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Imagine getting a picture of the Right-Size Workplace Cat in your inbox
The King Boiled His Deep State
August 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
The King Boiled His Deep State
Posting increasingly preposterous reasons for why I'm not at work in the all employees chat and seeing how long it takes for them to fire me
July 31, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Posting increasingly preposterous reasons for why I'm not at work in the all employees chat and seeing how long it takes for them to fire me
Today is the 25th anniversary of Georgia's 9/11
July 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Today is the 25th anniversary of Georgia's 9/11
"slapping fannies and killing grannies" immediately etched itself into the part of my brain where "one of the wettest we've ever seen, from the standpoint of water" lives
July 17, 2025 at 3:17 AM
"slapping fannies and killing grannies" immediately etched itself into the part of my brain where "one of the wettest we've ever seen, from the standpoint of water" lives
Fuck, not the poker players
July 2, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Fuck, not the poker players
Shit you do when your conscience is good and extremely not guilty
June 2, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Shit you do when your conscience is good and extremely not guilty
"Sir, sir, are you too much of a pussy to crash the economy?"
May 29, 2025 at 2:38 PM
"Sir, sir, are you too much of a pussy to crash the economy?"
Got his ass
May 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Got his ass
This is the most appealing picture they could take?
May 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
This is the most appealing picture they could take?
This rocks. Enjoy your pot of gold, king
April 24, 2025 at 1:04 AM
This rocks. Enjoy your pot of gold, king
lol
April 18, 2025 at 12:35 AM
lol
People are going to be making fun of this era for at least a millennium. Even the most inbred medieval royalty couldn't hold a candle to this
April 3, 2025 at 1:00 AM
People are going to be making fun of this era for at least a millennium. Even the most inbred medieval royalty couldn't hold a candle to this
In my "living in a cave made out of mineralized piss and shit" era
January 17, 2025 at 5:17 PM
In my "living in a cave made out of mineralized piss and shit" era
Any violators of other moral writings on the wall in the chat rn?
January 3, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Any violators of other moral writings on the wall in the chat rn?
Here's what Elon is posting on his sockpuppet
January 3, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Here's what Elon is posting on his sockpuppet
Chinese culture is so beautiful
December 27, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Chinese culture is so beautiful
World's most overworked garbage can
December 24, 2024 at 1:39 AM
World's most overworked garbage can
AOC: I've renounced my principles, agreed to not support primary challenges against incumbents, and changed your diaper several times. May I have a morsel of power?
Nancy Pelosi: No.
Nancy Pelosi: No.
December 17, 2024 at 5:41 PM
AOC: I've renounced my principles, agreed to not support primary challenges against incumbents, and changed your diaper several times. May I have a morsel of power?
Nancy Pelosi: No.
Nancy Pelosi: No.