Press Gate Spruce
@stfu.dad
I liked the San Diego Padres back when it was illegal to do so.
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There's no fucking way Pete Hegseth uses em dashes.
December 3, 2025 at 6:33 PM
There's no fucking way Pete Hegseth uses em dashes.
You don't have to hate-read/listen/watch anything. We should go back to ignoring and/or ridiculing garbage, IMO.
December 3, 2025 at 6:09 PM
You don't have to hate-read/listen/watch anything. We should go back to ignoring and/or ridiculing garbage, IMO.
I would rather have The General than AJ Preller.
I’m talking about the cartoon insurance general, but also Byrnes.
I’m talking about the cartoon insurance general, but also Byrnes.
December 3, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I would rather have The General than AJ Preller.
I’m talking about the cartoon insurance general, but also Byrnes.
I’m talking about the cartoon insurance general, but also Byrnes.
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(Yes, I still have it saved in my Google Photos. One of your greatest creations.)
(Yes, I still have it saved in my Google Photos. One of your greatest creations.)
December 3, 2025 at 5:03 PM
🫡
(Yes, I still have it saved in my Google Photos. One of your greatest creations.)
(Yes, I still have it saved in my Google Photos. One of your greatest creations.)
General Upgrades is back on the job
December 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
General Upgrades is back on the job
Me, a dummy: Let's be the kind of fans who welcome new people into the fold, while only lightly gatekeeping by talking about Randy Ready and Press Gate Bruce.
Reality:
Reality:
We stopped gatekeeping and now there’s a psychopath and a weird lil guy from the uk “representing” “us” on the “fan council” lmao
December 3, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Me, a dummy: Let's be the kind of fans who welcome new people into the fold, while only lightly gatekeeping by talking about Randy Ready and Press Gate Bruce.
Reality:
Reality:
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you’re 12 years old. ask jeeves just hit the market. and you can search for one thing.
December 2, 2025 at 1:42 PM
you’re 12 years old. ask jeeves just hit the market. and you can search for one thing.
Might have to go if UW plays in America's Most Exciting Bowl Game
December 2, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Might have to go if UW plays in America's Most Exciting Bowl Game
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It’s absolutely fucking hilarious that Lane Kiffin is LSU’s chosen one.
December 2, 2025 at 6:27 AM
It’s absolutely fucking hilarious that Lane Kiffin is LSU’s chosen one.
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you gotta watch the incest coffee ad at least once a year. otherwise we risk losing it. this is called oral history and we need you to participate
December 2, 2025 at 2:41 AM
you gotta watch the incest coffee ad at least once a year. otherwise we risk losing it. this is called oral history and we need you to participate
This is hilarious. The original ad creeped me the fuck out. www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhfc...
Folgers Incest Commercial - Extended Cut
YouTube video by Above Average
www.youtube.com
December 2, 2025 at 6:02 AM
This is hilarious. The original ad creeped me the fuck out. www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhfc...
It’s telling that TP had no problem posting that essay as if it didn’t get exactly the grade that it deserved based on the content and lack of following the rubric.
December 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM
It’s telling that TP had no problem posting that essay as if it didn’t get exactly the grade that it deserved based on the content and lack of following the rubric.
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A college student complaining about a grade on a paper is not national news. Not even close. The details have minimal import outside the class itself.
Well-funded political activists targeting profs and TAs—in this case because they're trans—with the help of elected state officials? National issue.
Well-funded political activists targeting profs and TAs—in this case because they're trans—with the help of elected state officials? National issue.
December 1, 2025 at 5:31 PM
A college student complaining about a grade on a paper is not national news. Not even close. The details have minimal import outside the class itself.
Well-funded political activists targeting profs and TAs—in this case because they're trans—with the help of elected state officials? National issue.
Well-funded political activists targeting profs and TAs—in this case because they're trans—with the help of elected state officials? National issue.
That canceled tv show you'll never stop thinking about...
“Jar Jar Binks makes the Ewoks look like fucking Shaft.”
“Jar Jar Binks makes the Ewoks look like fucking Shaft.”
December 1, 2025 at 7:16 AM
That canceled tv show you'll never stop thinking about...
“Jar Jar Binks makes the Ewoks look like fucking Shaft.”
“Jar Jar Binks makes the Ewoks look like fucking Shaft.”
The Curse of Manny Machado
November 30, 2025 at 2:43 AM
The Curse of Manny Machado
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Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
I have to admit that I once bought a shirt after seeing a picture of Mike Patton wearing it. To be fair, it pushes the right buttons.
November 29, 2025 at 8:13 AM
I have to admit that I once bought a shirt after seeing a picture of Mike Patton wearing it. To be fair, it pushes the right buttons.
Going to happily freeze my ass off at the Greatest Setting in College Football tomorrow. Even if they lose, it'll be pretty.
November 29, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Going to happily freeze my ass off at the Greatest Setting in College Football tomorrow. Even if they lose, it'll be pretty.
In retrospect, what I loved about working several Black Fridays was having the “savings” veil lifted. We would suddenly start carrying televisions from brands that you wouldn’t associate with TVs or see the other 11 months of the year, like Polaroid.
Total garbage, but a $200 LCD TV!!!
Total garbage, but a $200 LCD TV!!!
November 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
In retrospect, what I loved about working several Black Fridays was having the “savings” veil lifted. We would suddenly start carrying televisions from brands that you wouldn’t associate with TVs or see the other 11 months of the year, like Polaroid.
Total garbage, but a $200 LCD TV!!!
Total garbage, but a $200 LCD TV!!!
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 28, 2025 at 9:58 PM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
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The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What a great headline
Happy Black Friday did anybody eat tremendous savings today?
November 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Happy Black Friday did anybody eat tremendous savings today?
