Press Gate Spruce
@stfu.dad
I liked the San Diego Padres back when it was illegal to do so.
Might have to go if UW plays in America's Most Exciting Bowl Game
December 2, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Might have to go if UW plays in America's Most Exciting Bowl Game
That canceled tv show you'll never stop thinking about...
“Jar Jar Binks makes the Ewoks look like fucking Shaft.”
“Jar Jar Binks makes the Ewoks look like fucking Shaft.”
December 1, 2025 at 7:16 AM
That canceled tv show you'll never stop thinking about...
“Jar Jar Binks makes the Ewoks look like fucking Shaft.”
“Jar Jar Binks makes the Ewoks look like fucking Shaft.”
It's even funnier because it's the version with the fake Ace and Peter.
November 29, 2025 at 8:23 AM
It's even funnier because it's the version with the fake Ace and Peter.
I have to admit that I once bought a shirt after seeing a picture of Mike Patton wearing it. To be fair, it pushes the right buttons.
November 29, 2025 at 8:13 AM
I have to admit that I once bought a shirt after seeing a picture of Mike Patton wearing it. To be fair, it pushes the right buttons.
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 28, 2025 at 9:58 PM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
Looking forward to leaving this era where adults in positions of authority talk like petty, childish assholes. It’s exhausting, and the answer isn’t to do your own version to counter it.
November 27, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Looking forward to leaving this era where adults in positions of authority talk like petty, childish assholes. It’s exhausting, and the answer isn’t to do your own version to counter it.
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
It’s the perfect job as Mike Shildt has been watching O’s for years
November 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
It’s the perfect job as Mike Shildt has been watching O’s for years
Aggressively slow drivers are a lifestyle up here. It’s weird and entitled, no better than the people who speed and weave in and out of traffic.
November 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Aggressively slow drivers are a lifestyle up here. It’s weird and entitled, no better than the people who speed and weave in and out of traffic.
Fuck the pain away.
Fuck the pain away.
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November 23, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Fuck the pain away.
Fuck the pain away.
Fuck the pain away.
Fuck the pain away.
Fuck the pain away.
Fuck the pain away.
Fuck the pain away.
Fuck the pain away.
Fuck the pain away.
Fuck the pain away.
Fuck the pain away.
Fuck the pain away.
Fuck the pain away.
Fuck the pain away.
Fuck the pain away.
Now that I look like Ron Perlman of '80s television's "Beauty and the Beast", I can begin my right-wing political career.
November 17, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Now that I look like Ron Perlman of '80s television's "Beauty and the Beast", I can begin my right-wing political career.
Post your favorite Star Trek character, wrong answers only
November 15, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character, wrong answers only
Official statement re: Jeff Moorad
November 14, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Official statement re: Jeff Moorad
Hello my fellow San Diegoans
November 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Hello my fellow San Diegoans
It’s cloudy, but we’ve got ‘em
November 12, 2025 at 4:55 AM
It’s cloudy, but we’ve got ‘em
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 12, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
I think I might be a little closer to the dream.
November 11, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I think I might be a little closer to the dream.