There can’t be any gun restrictions because we have to protect against federal government tyranny, and if kids get shot we just have to live with it. Also the President can send troops to cities because the federal government can do whatever it wants. These two ideas are consistent and reasonable.

It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins

I’m proud to announce I finally have a PUPDATE. His name is Emmet. @darthbluesky.bsky.social

Republicans will mobilize a nationwide, rapid-response crisis comms strategy over a single trans athlete but just can’t seem to care about the innumerable gun deaths.

me when Obama pops out telling people to get in the streets and universities to stop caving

This bar I’m at is @weratedogs.com approved.

First and only member of the 4,000-threes club

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My GOAT

Rest easy, hero.

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In order-

NBA: Golden State Warriors
NFL: Las Vegas Raiders
MLB: Athletics
NHL: San Jose Sharks
NCAA: California Golden Bears
WNBA: Golden State Valkyries

Algorithm… do your thing