"If the large increases in tariffs that have been announced are sustained, they are likely to generate a rise in inflation, a slowdown in economic growth, and an increase in unemployment." -Jerome Powell, Chair of the Federal Reserve

Elon: those protestors are all paid!

Also Elon:

…or maybe the real global economic crisis caused by an unnecessary trade war was the friends we made along the way

Men will literally start a trade war with every other nation on earth instead of going to therapy.

Turns out that the simplest way to eliminate the capital gains tax is to eliminate capital gains 🍊🤡

We’ve two kids entering college in the next three years and 1. Their 529’s are down; 2. Federal funding to colleges is under threat; 3. Foreign students, who often pay full tuition, are disincentivized from coming to the US; 4. Inflation will drive up the costs of all supplies, etc. 🙄 🍊🤡

This!

Every day I wake up to the news

Self-service gas stations need to give you the option to pay extra to turn off the screens blasting ads and infotainment. I’ll seriously pay $.05 more per gallon to not listen to Maria Menounos shouting “news” between the same Wendy’s ad

Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying
theonion.com/rising-...

All alpha male content is made by beta males, discuss

I have a problem.

A few basic things to help you get promoted…

YOU’RE RIGHT- - -

📌 this one! It is spot on!

How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb??

None. That's a hardware issue.