begging democrats to fight right now like portland is as important as jimmy kimmel

breaking news is short for heartbreaking news

The framing from legacy media on the Ms Rachel stuff is insane. Nowhere do they say that these are baseless claims, or that what she said (every child's life is precious and worthy) is not "Hamas propaganda." If u didn't know the background to this story and saw this post, you'd believe their smear

It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—

i can’t believe all it took for tesla stock to recover a bit was to do a paid photo op with the president of the united states, have the government designate vandalism on teslas as terrorism, gift multiple politicians and police stations teslas for photo ops, and get corrupt government contracts

i think society was cooked when people started describing their own behavior as "on brand"

happy pi day to all who celibate

me: i had to have updog put down
them: what's updog
me (crying): my best friend

EXCOMMUNICATE EXCOMMUNICATE

Love this beautiful outdoor art installation commemorating Tom Hanks’ iconic scene in the movie “Big”

If you see an NYC subway cop on their phone it means they’re feeling shy 😢 get them out of their shell by repeatedly asking them for directions to the Empire State Building 🤩🤩🤩

Truah, the rabbis for human rights org, does a Purim spoof issue every year where they troll the J community and this year's is SENDING ME

Haven't read it all yet but here's a chefskiss sample