Steph
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Somewhere between Proverbs 31 & ‘Pac.
Omg y’all I’ve been wondering wth is going on with my skyline… turns out auntie’s been on the Discover tab for two whole days 😅
a man in a suit and bow tie is singing into a microphone and says " i am delivert "
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November 19, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Omg y’all I’ve been wondering wth is going on with my skyline… turns out auntie’s been on the Discover tab for two whole days 😅
I know how Maxx Crosby feels about Vegas but I really want him to just give us all one good season on a serious team. For science.
November 18, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I know how Maxx Crosby feels about Vegas but I really want him to just give us all one good season on a serious team. For science.
One is not enough.
You should be allowed one punch if someone spits on you I don't think anyone would disagree it should be in the CBA
November 16, 2025 at 11:15 PM
One is not enough.
What’s crazy (to me) is that this is standard operating procedure for baseball.
Like, Clayton Kershaw & Yoshinobu Yamamoto were really down in Oklahoma striking out minor league players in front of the $25(ish) per person all-you-can-eat section.
Yes. I said “all-you-can-eat section”.
Like, Clayton Kershaw & Yoshinobu Yamamoto were really down in Oklahoma striking out minor league players in front of the $25(ish) per person all-you-can-eat section.
Yes. I said “all-you-can-eat section”.
LeBron James to work out with Lakers G-League team as he nears return
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November 11, 2025 at 7:15 PM
What’s crazy (to me) is that this is standard operating procedure for baseball.
Like, Clayton Kershaw & Yoshinobu Yamamoto were really down in Oklahoma striking out minor league players in front of the $25(ish) per person all-you-can-eat section.
Yes. I said “all-you-can-eat section”.
Like, Clayton Kershaw & Yoshinobu Yamamoto were really down in Oklahoma striking out minor league players in front of the $25(ish) per person all-you-can-eat section.
Yes. I said “all-you-can-eat section”.
People take it for granted now but, Ulta was the first place in my hometown that not only carried but kept multiple options for darker skin & curly hair in stock.
They’ll forever have a customer in me.
They’ll forever have a customer in me.
For the cover of Businessweek’s December issue, I wrote about the reigning queen of America’s strip malls: Ulta Beauty, the country’s biggest beauty retailer (yes, bigger than Sephora) and quietly one of the more fascinating retailers in the country. Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
How Beauty Behemoth Ulta Conquered the American Strip Mall
The retailer built an $11 billion business by acting more like Home Depot than like Sephora.
www.bloomberg.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
People take it for granted now but, Ulta was the first place in my hometown that not only carried but kept multiple options for darker skin & curly hair in stock.
They’ll forever have a customer in me.
They’ll forever have a customer in me.
That game gave me flashbacks to high school games in SW Michigan weather.
November 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
That game gave me flashbacks to high school games in SW Michigan weather.
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Democrats have to stop bailing out Republicans from facing the consequences of their own policies. And yeah, that means they have to stop sparing voters from experiencing what GOP government truly means.
Every time Dems step in, it only emboldens the GOP & they make it even worse the next time.
Every time Dems step in, it only emboldens the GOP & they make it even worse the next time.
So Democrats get:
1. A CR that will prevent the GOP from facing the wrath of Americans for a shutdown over the holidays
2. A coupon for one (1) meaningless ACA vote that will fail
3. An end to the illegal RIF/SNAP moves that are already before the courts
Those all seem like wins for the GOP.
1. A CR that will prevent the GOP from facing the wrath of Americans for a shutdown over the holidays
2. A coupon for one (1) meaningless ACA vote that will fail
3. An end to the illegal RIF/SNAP moves that are already before the courts
Those all seem like wins for the GOP.
November 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Democrats have to stop bailing out Republicans from facing the consequences of their own policies. And yeah, that means they have to stop sparing voters from experiencing what GOP government truly means.
Every time Dems step in, it only emboldens the GOP & they make it even worse the next time.
Every time Dems step in, it only emboldens the GOP & they make it even worse the next time.
They are going for 2 even they’re up 17 lolololol
November 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
They are going for 2 even they’re up 17 lolololol
Not one of the games on in this window are serious. I need the NFL to please be for real.
November 9, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Not one of the games on in this window are serious. I need the NFL to please be for real.
That’s what my mama always told me to look for. Not how they treat their mama or waitstaff or gifts or w/e.
The man that knows you like iced tea with lunch, hate mushrooms & that your trash goes out on Thursday? The one that keeps some of that coffee creamer you like at their house?
That’s the one.
The man that knows you like iced tea with lunch, hate mushrooms & that your trash goes out on Thursday? The one that keeps some of that coffee creamer you like at their house?
That’s the one.
If you get on that woman and start studying them real good… you ain’t gotta ask a lot of questions
You gone know them better than cover 3
You gone know them better than cover 3
November 9, 2025 at 8:10 PM
That’s what my mama always told me to look for. Not how they treat their mama or waitstaff or gifts or w/e.
The man that knows you like iced tea with lunch, hate mushrooms & that your trash goes out on Thursday? The one that keeps some of that coffee creamer you like at their house?
That’s the one.
The man that knows you like iced tea with lunch, hate mushrooms & that your trash goes out on Thursday? The one that keeps some of that coffee creamer you like at their house?
That’s the one.
Hear me out: let Billy Bowman Jr. return the punt.
November 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Hear me out: let Billy Bowman Jr. return the punt.
Listen, the thing I miss most about Target is the Biscoff ice cream annnnd one of my teens works at Dunkin so, if you see me looking like the pillsbury doughboy around Christmas time, just mind your business.
Please. And. Thank. You.
Please. And. Thank. You.
I’m a Starbucks girl, but For you Dunkin eaters, they have a A NEW Holiday menu that dropped today!
November 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Listen, the thing I miss most about Target is the Biscoff ice cream annnnd one of my teens works at Dunkin so, if you see me looking like the pillsbury doughboy around Christmas time, just mind your business.
Please. And. Thank. You.
Please. And. Thank. You.
151 is of Satan.
This one right here? Once was enough.
November 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
151 is of Satan.
We are an embarrassingly unserious country.
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 5:06 PM
We are an embarrassingly unserious country.
New level of evil unlocked. Smh.
Donald Trump and Russ Vought are literally defying a court order to keep SNAP benefits away from hungry kids, even state-level GOP are pulling their hair out about this.
NEW: Trump now says he will not pay food stamps in November, even though his admin told a court yesterday it would make partial payments. The benefits are once again in jeopardy, as officials are back at court, seeking to force the release of full aid.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/04/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/04/u...
November 4, 2025 at 4:43 PM
New level of evil unlocked. Smh.
On National Sandwich Day.
I like his odds.
I like his odds.
It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.
Trial Begins for Man Accused of Lobbing a Sandwich at a Federal Agent www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...
November 4, 2025 at 1:12 AM
On National Sandwich Day.
I like his odds.
I like his odds.
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“I have a dream that one day the Jaguars will be second place in their division.”
“Will they be good, George?”
“No. No they will not.”
“Will they be good, George?”
“No. No they will not.”
November 2, 2025 at 9:52 PM
“I have a dream that one day the Jaguars will be second place in their division.”
“Will they be good, George?”
“No. No they will not.”
“Will they be good, George?”
“No. No they will not.”
Ok Chicago.
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November 2, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Ok Chicago.
Big Cam Hayward must’ve put the fear of God in those boys this week.
November 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Big Cam Hayward must’ve put the fear of God in those boys this week.
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I think this is the truest baseball tweet for me
October 6, 2024 at 2:24 AM
I think this is the truest baseball tweet for me