Stephanie Rondeau, Author
@stephrondeauwrites.bsky.social
MG and PB author. Lives in a haunted house. Rep: Ann Rose @ Tobias Lit
My daughter just told me she was on the “ipoligoo” of her book, and it took me a minute to realize she meant Epilogue.
And from now on, I will only refer to it as the ipoligoo.
It just makes sense.
And from now on, I will only refer to it as the ipoligoo.
It just makes sense.
Eh Meh GIF
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October 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
My daughter just told me she was on the “ipoligoo” of her book, and it took me a minute to realize she meant Epilogue.
And from now on, I will only refer to it as the ipoligoo.
It just makes sense.
And from now on, I will only refer to it as the ipoligoo.
It just makes sense.
Me: settles in to do some work
My kids: put on Wicked
Me:
So much for productivity!
My kids: put on Wicked
Me:
So much for productivity!
patrick star from spongebob squarepants is laying on a table with his hands on his face
ALT: patrick star from spongebob squarepants is laying on a table with his hands on his face
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May 10, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Me: settles in to do some work
My kids: put on Wicked
Me:
So much for productivity!
My kids: put on Wicked
Me:
So much for productivity!
When life gives you lemons…
throw them in the compost and go buy yourself a book.
throw them in the compost and go buy yourself a book.
April 28, 2025 at 5:20 PM
When life gives you lemons…
throw them in the compost and go buy yourself a book.
throw them in the compost and go buy yourself a book.
Me: is afraid to be alone in my house at night because of the ghosts
Also me: reads this book at night 😬😬😬
Also me: reads this book at night 😬😬😬
April 26, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Me: is afraid to be alone in my house at night because of the ghosts
Also me: reads this book at night 😬😬😬
Also me: reads this book at night 😬😬😬
Last night I leveled up my reoccurring dream of heading into a HS final without having gone to class all semester.
Last night, I dreamt I was a college professor and had not yet uploaded the final exam when students were supposed to start taking it 😆
At least my stress is growing up.
Last night, I dreamt I was a college professor and had not yet uploaded the final exam when students were supposed to start taking it 😆
At least my stress is growing up.
April 2, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Last night I leveled up my reoccurring dream of heading into a HS final without having gone to class all semester.
Last night, I dreamt I was a college professor and had not yet uploaded the final exam when students were supposed to start taking it 😆
At least my stress is growing up.
Last night, I dreamt I was a college professor and had not yet uploaded the final exam when students were supposed to start taking it 😆
At least my stress is growing up.
We’ve lived in our house for almost 5 years and have never seen a fox.
I’m currently reading a book where the MC keeps seeing a silver fox, and guess what I’ve seen trotting around the yard 3x in the past week?
You guessed it. Not silver, but a beauty nonetheless.
BUT WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
I’m currently reading a book where the MC keeps seeing a silver fox, and guess what I’ve seen trotting around the yard 3x in the past week?
You guessed it. Not silver, but a beauty nonetheless.
BUT WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
a close up of a fox with its eyes closed
ALT: a close up of a fox with its eyes closed
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March 17, 2025 at 4:15 PM
We’ve lived in our house for almost 5 years and have never seen a fox.
I’m currently reading a book where the MC keeps seeing a silver fox, and guess what I’ve seen trotting around the yard 3x in the past week?
You guessed it. Not silver, but a beauty nonetheless.
BUT WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
I’m currently reading a book where the MC keeps seeing a silver fox, and guess what I’ve seen trotting around the yard 3x in the past week?
You guessed it. Not silver, but a beauty nonetheless.
BUT WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
Resist resist resist. Standing with AABB and the rest of these organizations AGAINST this tyranny and censorship.
AABB stands with our trans members, friends, colleagues, heroes, and the countless trans Americans who will be affected by this needlessly cruel Executive Order from the Trump Administration.
We are proud to do so alongside so many of our comrades in the fight against book bans.
We are proud to do so alongside so many of our comrades in the fight against book bans.
February 7, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Resist resist resist. Standing with AABB and the rest of these organizations AGAINST this tyranny and censorship.
Earthquake in New England!! 4.1 from York, Maine that shook our house way down here in MA. Who else felt it??
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a screen that says did you feel it ?
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a screen that says did you feel it ?
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January 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Earthquake in New England!! 4.1 from York, Maine that shook our house way down here in MA. Who else felt it??
Just like an audiobook narrator can ruin a book for me (😬), they can enhance it as well.
I’m 25% through the My Lady Jane audiobook and the narrator, Katherine Kellgren is so hilarious and talented, I feel like I’m watching it on stage.
The book is incredible. And the narration is *chef’s kiss*
I’m 25% through the My Lady Jane audiobook and the narrator, Katherine Kellgren is so hilarious and talented, I feel like I’m watching it on stage.
The book is incredible. And the narration is *chef’s kiss*
January 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Just like an audiobook narrator can ruin a book for me (😬), they can enhance it as well.
I’m 25% through the My Lady Jane audiobook and the narrator, Katherine Kellgren is so hilarious and talented, I feel like I’m watching it on stage.
The book is incredible. And the narration is *chef’s kiss*
I’m 25% through the My Lady Jane audiobook and the narrator, Katherine Kellgren is so hilarious and talented, I feel like I’m watching it on stage.
The book is incredible. And the narration is *chef’s kiss*
What—and I mean this with zero respect for those who made this decision—the f*ck.
Incarcerated. Teenagers.
These teenagers and young men — 95% of whom are Black, Latinx, or Filipino — earn between $2.20 and $4 per hour, plus an additional $1 an hour when they’re actively fighting fires, according to the DJJ. ⤵️
January 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
What—and I mean this with zero respect for those who made this decision—the f*ck.
This morning I had 1 hour to write.
I only wrote about 500 words. Later, I changed my mind about something, meaning I’ll probably delete it all.
But it’s not a loss. It’s the evolution of the story.
Not every writing session will be perfect, but all are important successes in their own way.
I only wrote about 500 words. Later, I changed my mind about something, meaning I’ll probably delete it all.
But it’s not a loss. It’s the evolution of the story.
Not every writing session will be perfect, but all are important successes in their own way.
January 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM
This morning I had 1 hour to write.
I only wrote about 500 words. Later, I changed my mind about something, meaning I’ll probably delete it all.
But it’s not a loss. It’s the evolution of the story.
Not every writing session will be perfect, but all are important successes in their own way.
I only wrote about 500 words. Later, I changed my mind about something, meaning I’ll probably delete it all.
But it’s not a loss. It’s the evolution of the story.
Not every writing session will be perfect, but all are important successes in their own way.
I love when I write some notes for my revision in my phone, some in (multiple) docs on my computer (all with similar titles), and some in random notebooks, and then spend all of my writing time searching for the notes I need.
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January 3, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I love when I write some notes for my revision in my phone, some in (multiple) docs on my computer (all with similar titles), and some in random notebooks, and then spend all of my writing time searching for the notes I need.
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Do you want another look at your MG query package? Sure you do!! And I’d love to be the one to take a look!
Join #RosebudAuthors & @thetobiasagency.bsky.social w/ our annual #SpreadTheJoy campaign. To win a query letter & first 10 pages of your MG project critique by @stephrondeauwrites.bsky.social Follow go.bsky.app/Kvshpxt, comment below, and repost. Winners chosen at random.
(Day 26)
(Day 26)
December 27, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Do you want another look at your MG query package? Sure you do!! And I’d love to be the one to take a look!
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Crow Parent: Did you know that crows hold grudges against specific humans for up to 17 years? You too can be this amazingly petty.
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Modern Parenting Styles That Are Sure To Make a Lasting Impression
Forget Tiger and Helicopter parenting and embrace your inner crow
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December 13, 2024 at 2:16 PM
Crow Parent: Did you know that crows hold grudges against specific humans for up to 17 years? You too can be this amazingly petty.
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Hey y’all! I'm Saribel Pages, a literary agent at Gallt and Zacker Literary Agency! After all this time and on the precipice of opening up to queries soon(!) I wanted to make a thread to give some info about me, my wishlist, how to submit, all that good stuff
November 29, 2024 at 9:11 PM
Hey y’all! I'm Saribel Pages, a literary agent at Gallt and Zacker Literary Agency! After all this time and on the precipice of opening up to queries soon(!) I wanted to make a thread to give some info about me, my wishlist, how to submit, all that good stuff
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Hey guys I know it's really hard to be conscious of your health right now so please remember that after every hour in the fetal position you should stand up and banshee scream for at least 5 minutes to stretch out your lower back
November 16, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Hey guys I know it's really hard to be conscious of your health right now so please remember that after every hour in the fetal position you should stand up and banshee scream for at least 5 minutes to stretch out your lower back
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Can I just take a minute to celebrate the #kidlit community here on Bluesky. Children’s book people weren’t just early adopters, they stayed. They stayed, and organized, and remained engaged, even back when it was quiet. They kept the fire burning until the sunrise.
I see you #kidlit.
💙❤️
I see you #kidlit.
💙❤️
November 16, 2024 at 2:18 PM
What’s your favorite craft book, #kidlit authors? I just finished Refuse To Be Done by Matt Bell, and absolutely loved it.
At his advice, I’m starting my detailed outline before a necessary rewrite, and have new excitement for something that felt daunting and overwhelming just days ago.
At his advice, I’m starting my detailed outline before a necessary rewrite, and have new excitement for something that felt daunting and overwhelming just days ago.
November 16, 2024 at 3:03 PM
What’s your favorite craft book, #kidlit authors? I just finished Refuse To Be Done by Matt Bell, and absolutely loved it.
At his advice, I’m starting my detailed outline before a necessary rewrite, and have new excitement for something that felt daunting and overwhelming just days ago.
At his advice, I’m starting my detailed outline before a necessary rewrite, and have new excitement for something that felt daunting and overwhelming just days ago.
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I'm in the early stages of working on a starter pack for #writers and #authors who either currently work in or have worked in #STEM fields. If this is you (any genre or age range of writing) hit me up so I can add you.
go.bsky.app/35TCYsG
November 16, 2024 at 2:35 PM
I'm in the early stages of working on a starter pack for #writers and #authors who either currently work in or have worked in #STEM fields. If this is you (any genre or age range of writing) hit me up so I can add you.
go.bsky.app/35TCYsG
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More and more I see that women are knowing themselves, loving themselves, and speaking up. And we’re not being “empowered” to do this — empowerment implies an empowerer. We’re emerging. Emerging acknowledges that we have always had the power within ourselves to become who we’re meant to be✨
#art
#art
November 16, 2024 at 1:27 PM
More and more I see that women are knowing themselves, loving themselves, and speaking up. And we’re not being “empowered” to do this — empowerment implies an empowerer. We’re emerging. Emerging acknowledges that we have always had the power within ourselves to become who we’re meant to be✨
#art
#art
There’s nothing like a brisk fall walk to wash away a morning of tears and invite new and exciting revision ideas.
Rushing to my notebook to write this flurry of thoughts down before they fly away with the leaves!
Rushing to my notebook to write this flurry of thoughts down before they fly away with the leaves!
November 13, 2024 at 7:13 PM
There’s nothing like a brisk fall walk to wash away a morning of tears and invite new and exciting revision ideas.
Rushing to my notebook to write this flurry of thoughts down before they fly away with the leaves!
Rushing to my notebook to write this flurry of thoughts down before they fly away with the leaves!
Things I was supposed to do today:
CPR recert
Training vids for my new job
Write a scene for my WIP
Clean the house
Things I’ve done today:
Cry
Eat a bag of chips
Cry
Primal scream
Cry
CPR recert
Training vids for my new job
Write a scene for my WIP
Clean the house
Things I’ve done today:
Cry
Eat a bag of chips
Cry
Primal scream
Cry
November 6, 2024 at 5:23 PM
Things I was supposed to do today:
CPR recert
Training vids for my new job
Write a scene for my WIP
Clean the house
Things I’ve done today:
Cry
Eat a bag of chips
Cry
Primal scream
Cry
CPR recert
Training vids for my new job
Write a scene for my WIP
Clean the house
Things I’ve done today:
Cry
Eat a bag of chips
Cry
Primal scream
Cry
The planning phase of writing is so lovely. I can just walk around daydreaming all day and call it work.
a young woman with long hair is sitting in a classroom with a map on the wall behind her .
ALT: a young woman with long hair is sitting in a classroom with a map on the wall behind her .
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October 28, 2024 at 2:25 PM
The planning phase of writing is so lovely. I can just walk around daydreaming all day and call it work.
I’ve been stuck on something very small, yet incredibly important for my WIP for months.
A few lines. I knew what I wanted them to say, but couldn’t find the words that felt right.
Last night, as I was falling asleep, they came to me. AND I WROTE THEM DOWN! And the best part? I still like them.
A few lines. I knew what I wanted them to say, but couldn’t find the words that felt right.
Last night, as I was falling asleep, they came to me. AND I WROTE THEM DOWN! And the best part? I still like them.
a woman is sitting at a table with a laptop and making a funny face ..
ALT: a woman is sitting at a table with a laptop and making a funny face ..
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September 1, 2024 at 1:25 PM
I’ve been stuck on something very small, yet incredibly important for my WIP for months.
A few lines. I knew what I wanted them to say, but couldn’t find the words that felt right.
Last night, as I was falling asleep, they came to me. AND I WROTE THEM DOWN! And the best part? I still like them.
A few lines. I knew what I wanted them to say, but couldn’t find the words that felt right.
Last night, as I was falling asleep, they came to me. AND I WROTE THEM DOWN! And the best part? I still like them.
In June I had almost no time to write, yet somehow I wrote. A lot. July is the only month of the summer in which I have a decent amount of writing time, and I’ve accomplished nothing so far. My brain seems to be on indefinite pause.
Make it make sense.
Make it make sense.
July 10, 2024 at 2:27 PM
In June I had almost no time to write, yet somehow I wrote. A lot. July is the only month of the summer in which I have a decent amount of writing time, and I’ve accomplished nothing so far. My brain seems to be on indefinite pause.
Make it make sense.
Make it make sense.