Stephen Maturin
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Stephen Maturin
@stephenmaturin.bsky.social
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Congratulations to the #blackcaps and #NewZealnd on their win over WI. It was a weird set of days but it was some genuine wacky fun.
#cricket
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December 22, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Patel is so good today
#blackcaps
December 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Slow clap!
Incidentally,
SO THIS IS NATHAN LYON'S SUMMER
is an anagram of
"HAMMYS SHOT. OI! NURSE!" (LAST INNS?)

#AUSvENG #Ashes
December 21, 2025 at 5:22 AM
THE MOMENT AUSTRALIA RETAINED THE ASHES!
December 21, 2025 at 4:33 AM
So happy for #Australia.
It is so nice to root for a guy like Carey. You’re numb inside if Travis Head didn’t make you happy. Choked me up a little that Boland closed it out. Sticking to my guns though and saying the true MVP of Adelaide was Alyssa Healy in the booth. 😀
#Ashes
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December 21, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Saying Stokes is a one man band is meant to be praise, but the dude is the captain and is largely responsible for that being the case. Anderson would have liked to be in the band. Fielders being positioned properly could have joined the band. Not having enough band practice is a problem.
#Ashes
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December 20, 2025 at 12:54 AM
What a match between #Heat and #Scorchers
What a 12 hours between that and the #Ashes.
#BBL
December 19, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The ennobilazation of Stokes and the relentlessness of it is genuinely one of the most baffling things in sports.
#Ashes
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December 19, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I genuinely think the biggest take away from the #Ashes is that Alyssa Healy is a fantastic commentator.
#cricket
December 18, 2025 at 7:22 AM
What an exciting Hobart Hurricanes win.
So glad the missed call at the end did not impact the outcome
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#Cricket
December 16, 2025 at 11:52 AM
His journey from being a comedian who can’t stop talking about cricket to a commentator that can’t stop being funny has been heartwarming.
December 14, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Congratulations to the Hobart Hurricanes!!
What an enjoyable season from the #WBBL
December 13, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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I don't think it's possible to come up with a better metaphor for Trump's presidency than him cheerfully flying a plane that dumps literal shit on America
October 19, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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Interrupting today’s football festivities to make a brief announcement:

Go M’s
October 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
AI would never generate a homicide scene that only came stained f-words
October 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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this is every Guy Ritchie film
showing up to grandpa's will reading like
October 7, 2025 at 12:06 AM
September 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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That felt good.
September 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I’m not generally a get too worked up during games guy, but this unfolding in such an upsetting way I absolutely flipped out on this goal
#arsenal
Soak it in, Arsenal fans ❤️
September 28, 2025 at 5:38 PM
It isn’t that fun living in Animal Farm
NEW: The Pentagon told journalists it will require them to pledge they won’t gather any information — even unclassified — that hasn’t been expressly authorized for release, and will revoke the press credentials of those who do not obey. @washingtonpost.com
Pentagon demands journalists pledge to not obtain unauthorized material
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is imposing strict new rules that would severely limit the ability of journalists to report on the Pentagon.
www.washingtonpost.com
September 20, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Tough to beat Here Comes A Regular for a final song.
‘Tim’ — the Replacements’ first album on a major label and last with their original lineup — was released 40 years ago today 💿
September 19, 2025 at 2:11 AM