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Stephanie Tolliver
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ACD. Mom of 3. Probably hiding in the bathroom.
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No, Democrats, these little auction signs aren't it. You're acting like Wes Anderson characters who don't understand that they're in a Tarantino movie.
March 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Never Forget
February 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Stop letting unfunny men tell you there’s something wrong with you for not getting their “jokes”. Stop fake laughing. Let their reality reflect the truth of how fundamentally they misunderstand humor. Neuter their ability to use “it was a joke” for emotional cover. Make them see nobody laugh.
January 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Here is how to disable Copilot in Word on a Mac. My version was slightly different. It was this:

Expand "Word" menu > Preferences > Personal Settings > Privacy > go down to "Connected Experiences" and click Manage Connected Experiences > uncheck all the boxes > restart Word (cont'd)
January 16, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Extremely proud of my friend who was interviewed for this.
There Is No Safe Word
How the best-selling fantasy author Neil Gaiman hid the darkest parts of himself for decades.
www.vulture.com
January 13, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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“Today I woke up and chose violence” you are afraid to call a restaurant on the phone
January 12, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Fact: The Counting Crows lyric “it’s been a long December” was written halfway through the first day of December.
December 1, 2024 at 4:17 PM
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after MeToo and BLM we had a national conversation about "what if, theoretically, even the rich and powerful could be held accountable" and the next day every techbro in management was a Trump supporter
November 29, 2024 at 11:46 PM
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Here’s how I made the tiny scissors and tape dispenser for my gift wrap kit/ornament. Get yours here: bobosnook.etsy.com
November 27, 2024 at 10:18 PM
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My physical therapist: Hold your arms out and then bend them at a 90-degree angle.

Me: Like Cornholio?

My pt: Yes.
November 26, 2024 at 12:23 AM
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Note for the upcoming holiday season,,, some of us are on a sobriety journey and mocktails or non-alcoholic beer options make a big difference 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
November 26, 2024 at 5:18 PM
Me jumping from Silo to another tab:
a boy in a yellow shirt is dancing in front of a wooden wall
ALT: a boy in a yellow shirt is dancing in front of a wooden wall
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Finally kicking back with the new season of Silo
November 27, 2024 at 12:34 AM
I will never put my work email on my phone. If it's not important enough to call or text me after hours, it can wait until I take my unnecessary and dumb commute into the office.
can I get off an incredibly Old Person Take
November 26, 2024 at 11:52 PM
I asked my Mom if we could trade what we’re bringing to Thanksgiving because I’m having a work meltdown and she said, “Hell no, go to Costco.” 😭
November 26, 2024 at 1:28 AM
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"they won't stop at trans people" - ok even if they did stop at trans people they still need their ass beat, right?
November 21, 2024 at 7:32 AM
November 19, 2024 at 6:02 PM
Ok, so Threads is going to be the app that pisses me off daily, isn’t it.
November 19, 2024 at 5:59 PM
I keep getting lured to Threads thanks to Instagram, but it seems to be 100% engagement bait by the most insufferable people on Earth?
November 19, 2024 at 2:13 AM
Okay, when are we all moving to Parler?
November 19, 2024 at 2:12 AM
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When Twitter is nothing but paid blue checks and brands, we have to go back in and rescue the Sesame Street accounts
November 17, 2024 at 12:07 AM
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A very wise college professor once told me:

If you don't know what kind of day you're going to have until you know another person's mood, leave that boyfriend, leave that boss, leave that wife.
Do not EVER, no matter what gender you are, let a man or a woman tell you the limits of what you can do and who you can be.

That is the beginning of death.

NO ONE defines you but you. NO ONE gets to tell you who you are. NO ONE gets to defeat you before the battle begins.
November 16, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Can someone like text me when Tyson and Logan Paul are up?
November 16, 2024 at 2:09 AM