People on Facebook will be like “I don’t trust CBS News” and then repost something from “Dr Pornography”

He was karate-chopping the neck of a transgender ghost. Calm down everyone.

it’s interesting that they’re trying to ban trans people from the military. from what i’ve heard they’re super soldiers who are too good at sports and athleticism

“What radicalized you?” Bro I was told to treat people the way I would want to be treated in kindergarten and it made sense idk what else there is to say

When Trump fired James Comey in 2017, it was a nearly impeachment-level scandal because it was (rightly) regarded as an egregious abuse of power. Now he's going to fire Comey's successor, again for no legitimate reason, but no one cares because Trump has normalized abusing power.

Temu feels like raccoons selling things they found and they don’t really understand what they’re called or how much they should cost

thanks to my simple rule “just call people whatever pronoun they want who cares” i spend less time thinking about gender issues than 95% of the population. with my free time i imagine cool battles

me seeing mcnulty in any other show or movie: hey look it’s mcnulty