Steph Herman
@stephanherman.bsky.social
Occasional wit. Mostly sincere. Slightly embarrassed but genuine patriot 🇨🇦
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My 11-year old saw a Cybertruck and said it was 'disgusting' as a father, I had to set her straight.
"No, the cybertruck is *ugly*. It's the people who buy the cybertruck who are disgusting."
"No, the cybertruck is *ugly*. It's the people who buy the cybertruck who are disgusting."
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Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
If you ever wondered what the music loop in a #startrek theme park would be, here it is:
youtu.be/-SRu_anT0PU
I'll be by the 'romulan icee' cart. Ugh. blue raspberry.
youtu.be/-SRu_anT0PU
I'll be by the 'romulan icee' cart. Ugh. blue raspberry.
Star Trek Epic Symphony: Where No One Has Gone Before
YouTube video by SamoStudios
youtu.be
November 14, 2025 at 2:12 PM
If you ever wondered what the music loop in a #startrek theme park would be, here it is:
youtu.be/-SRu_anT0PU
I'll be by the 'romulan icee' cart. Ugh. blue raspberry.
youtu.be/-SRu_anT0PU
I'll be by the 'romulan icee' cart. Ugh. blue raspberry.
if z loses tonight, Bsky will self-immolate.
November 5, 2025 at 1:03 AM
if z loses tonight, Bsky will self-immolate.
Dude. Indy drinks from the holy grail in Last Crusade giving him an extra life. That’s the reason the stupid fridge thing works in Crystal Skull… it’s cashing in his literal miracle from the last movie. I am legit excited about this ephiphany. #watsonian #indianajones
a man in a hat is drinking from a bottle
Alt: a man in a hat is drinking from the holy grail
media.tenor.com
October 18, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Dude. Indy drinks from the holy grail in Last Crusade giving him an extra life. That’s the reason the stupid fridge thing works in Crystal Skull… it’s cashing in his literal miracle from the last movie. I am legit excited about this ephiphany. #watsonian #indianajones
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Since it is National Coming Out Day: it has been very isolating to be both Jewish and transgender during the past two years. Most of my non-Jewish LGBTQ friends dropped me after October 7, 2023.
October 12, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Since it is National Coming Out Day: it has been very isolating to be both Jewish and transgender during the past two years. Most of my non-Jewish LGBTQ friends dropped me after October 7, 2023.
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Was some pretty great protest signs on display by BCGEU members today.
October 6, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Was some pretty great protest signs on display by BCGEU members today.
We're robots on the Moon! #foundation
a group of people are standing in front of a sign that says whalers of the sea of tranquility
Alt: a group of people are standing in front of a sign that says whalers of the sea of tranquility
media.tenor.com
September 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM
We're robots on the Moon! #foundation
Stochastic terror can work in any direction and can be a real pain in the n- ass. It’s why a lot of folks thought civil society was a neat idea.
September 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Stochastic terror can work in any direction and can be a real pain in the n- ass. It’s why a lot of folks thought civil society was a neat idea.
I have thoughts. No prayers though.
September 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I have thoughts. No prayers though.
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I know it’s not #MutualAid Friday, but there’s no time like the present to pass along a GoFundMe for someone in urgent need.
https://www.gofundme.com/f/xckna-help-escape-an-abusive-household
Please do repost if you see this, thanks!
https://www.gofundme.com/f/xckna-help-escape-an-abusive-household
Please do repost if you see this, thanks!
August 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I know it’s not #MutualAid Friday, but there’s no time like the present to pass along a GoFundMe for someone in urgent need.
https://www.gofundme.com/f/xckna-help-escape-an-abusive-household
Please do repost if you see this, thanks!
https://www.gofundme.com/f/xckna-help-escape-an-abusive-household
Please do repost if you see this, thanks!
Hey @jmalikauthor.bsky.social remember this? *whistles innocently*
August 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Hey @jmalikauthor.bsky.social remember this? *whistles innocently*
Hey. @mikemcmahan.bsky.social is the black mountain sarner and shaxs cross in the afterlife the same one?
August 24, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Hey. @mikemcmahan.bsky.social is the black mountain sarner and shaxs cross in the afterlife the same one?
I played pike instead of keno
Just to play ace high.
Just to play ace high.
I drank a glass of pinot,
And I wondered why.
And I wondered why.
I wet a man in chinos
just to see him dry
just to see him dry
August 3, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I played pike instead of keno
Just to play ace high.
Just to play ace high.
I wet a man in chinos
just to see him dry
just to see him dry
I bought a man in Reno
Quite a massive slice of pie
Quite a massive slice of pie
I mutinied against a man in Reno
Just to call him Bligh.
Just to call him Bligh.
August 3, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I wet a man in chinos
just to see him dry
just to see him dry
I mutinied against a man in Reno
Just to call him Bligh.
Just to call him Bligh.
I sought a man in Reno
Just to ask the bastard “why?!”
Just to ask the bastard “why?!”
I faught a man in Reno
Just to punch his eye
Just to punch his eye
August 3, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I mutinied against a man in Reno
Just to call him Bligh.
Just to call him Bligh.
DAE think that this 'Gene Roddenberry' character on the Last Frontier parody this week was just a cheap shot at TK Bellows? I mean what does "Star Trek" even mean?
August 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
DAE think that this 'Gene Roddenberry' character on the Last Frontier parody this week was just a cheap shot at TK Bellows? I mean what does "Star Trek" even mean?
It's my birthday - what better way to celebrate than to let me inflate my social media reach by leveraging a personal event!
July 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
It's my birthday - what better way to celebrate than to let me inflate my social media reach by leveraging a personal event!
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me: i know it's silly but you feel more real to me every day. is that weird? i'm not antisocial. at least i don't think i am. something about you feels different. genuine
ai chatbot modeled after my favorite umamusume horse girl: ahaa that's crazy. you should grab the nearest police officer's gun
ai chatbot modeled after my favorite umamusume horse girl: ahaa that's crazy. you should grab the nearest police officer's gun
July 17, 2025 at 2:47 PM
me: i know it's silly but you feel more real to me every day. is that weird? i'm not antisocial. at least i don't think i am. something about you feels different. genuine
ai chatbot modeled after my favorite umamusume horse girl: ahaa that's crazy. you should grab the nearest police officer's gun
ai chatbot modeled after my favorite umamusume horse girl: ahaa that's crazy. you should grab the nearest police officer's gun
Welcome to the Ambigu-tron. Or apples new emoji game.
July 17, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Welcome to the Ambigu-tron. Or apples new emoji game.
I’m with @benjaminahr.mobi I’m a time bandits kid not a goonies kid.
July 16, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I’m with @benjaminahr.mobi I’m a time bandits kid not a goonies kid.
FWIW I concur
Oh. Yeah. And that first episode should get a Hugo nod. That was my main point with the whole thread.
Nominate #Murderbot S1E1 for BDP-short form. It's not as good as the book, it's very different from the book, but it's still very good.
Nominate #Murderbot S1E1 for BDP-short form. It's not as good as the book, it's very different from the book, but it's still very good.
July 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM
FWIW I concur
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only "Jewish Democrats," though, with their constant whining and wheedling and schemes for global domination
July 4, 2025 at 8:53 PM
only "Jewish Democrats," though, with their constant whining and wheedling and schemes for global domination