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Stat Nova @stat-nova.bsky.social · May 21
Noli cedĕre improbis
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lolennui.bsky.social
I’m cold stratifying the milkweed seeds, I’m caterpillarcore, we’re butterflymaxxing, in my Lepidopt-era
January 2, 2026 at 9:02 PM
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nameshiv.bsky.social
RIP 2025

2025-2025
December 31, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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jbf1755.bsky.social
Sometimes I recall that my great grandpa was an egg-candler. Held eggs in front of candles to check yolks

Brought double yolks to his family

And I’m a college professor

And I think: the US, land of immigrants, land of hope

It takes a nanosecond to see how out of step this regime is w/that truth
December 27, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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sheologian.bsky.social
Cutting off toxic family is harm reduction.

I am a huge advocate of harm reduction.
December 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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emilyoram.bsky.social
Some absolutely top notch orange cattery here
October 24, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
told my landlord he no longer has to apologize for being white and he lowered my rent by 25%. told the grocer it's now the trump kennedy center and he sold me potatoes for $1. told PG&E it's a christian nation now and electricity is free. try it sometime
December 22, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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mirandakeeling.com
Man listening to a busker: Ah, he's warming up I think.
Other man: No, he's playing.
December 18, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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mirandakeeling.com
Conductor of a band playing carols in Durham: Now turn to the next page. There are two ways to say the number. If you’re from here, you’ll say page ee-ay-ut-ee and if you’re from further away, you’ll say ay-tee.
Woman in the audience: Ah, yes, that’s reet.
December 18, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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mirandakeeling.com
Man answering his phone on the train: Yes? Correct, I’m not at work (pause) I’m not going to answer that because I am not at work today. No, you’re going to have to ask someone who is. Goodbye.
December 17, 2025 at 9:30 AM
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shakespeare.lol
Look here comes a pilgrim.
November 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
stat-nova.bsky.social
QUIET PIGGY
numb.comfortab.ly Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · Nov 26
lol Trump saw the NYT piece calling him old.
The Creeps at the Failing New York Times are at it again. I won the 2024 Presidential Election in a Landslide, winning all Seven Swing States, the Popular Vote, and the Electoral College by a lot. I one our Nation’s Districts by 2750 to 550, a complete wipeout. I settled 8 Wars, have 48 New Stock Market Highs, our Economy is Great, and our Country is RESPECTED AGAIN all over the World, respected like never before. The last Administration had the Highest Inflation in history - I have already brought that down to normal, and prices, including groceries, are coming down. To do this requires a lot of Work and Energy, and I have never worked so hard in my life. Yet despite all of this the Radical Left Lunatics in the soon to fold New York Times did a hit piece on me that I am perhaps losing my Energy, despite facts that show the exact opposite. They know this is wrong, as is almost every thing that they write about me, including election results, ALL PURPOSELY NEGATIVE. This cheap “RAG” is truly an “ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE.” The writer of the story, Katie Rogers, who is assigned to write only bad things about me, is a third rate reporter who is ugly, both inside and out. Despite all of this, I have my highest Poll Numbers, ever, and with record setting investment being made in America, they should only go up. There will be a day when I run low on Energy, it happens to everyone, but with a PERFECT PHYSICAL EXAM AND A COMPREHENSIVE COGNITIVE TEST (“That was aced”) JUST RECENTLY TAKEN, it certainly is not now! GOD BLESS AMERICA & MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!
November 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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numb.comfortab.ly
lol Trump saw the NYT piece calling him old.
The Creeps at the Failing New York Times are at it again. I won the 2024 Presidential Election in a Landslide, winning all Seven Swing States, the Popular Vote, and the Electoral College by a lot. I one our Nation’s Districts by 2750 to 550, a complete wipeout. I settled 8 Wars, have 48 New Stock Market Highs, our Economy is Great, and our Country is RESPECTED AGAIN all over the World, respected like never before. The last Administration had the Highest Inflation in history - I have already brought that down to normal, and prices, including groceries, are coming down. To do this requires a lot of Work and Energy, and I have never worked so hard in my life. Yet despite all of this the Radical Left Lunatics in the soon to fold New York Times did a hit piece on me that I am perhaps losing my Energy, despite facts that show the exact opposite. They know this is wrong, as is almost every thing that they write about me, including election results, ALL PURPOSELY NEGATIVE. This cheap “RAG” is truly an “ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE.” The writer of the story, Katie Rogers, who is assigned to write only bad things about me, is a third rate reporter who is ugly, both inside and out. Despite all of this, I have my highest Poll Numbers, ever, and with record setting investment being made in America, they should only go up. There will be a day when I run low on Energy, it happens to everyone, but with a PERFECT PHYSICAL EXAM AND A COMPREHENSIVE COGNITIVE TEST (“That was aced”) JUST RECENTLY TAKEN, it certainly is not now! GOD BLESS AMERICA & MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!
November 26, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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carlquintanilla.bsky.social
Still underperforming Fartcoin. 💩
November 20, 2025 at 9:25 PM
stat-nova.bsky.social
SCOTT GALLOWAY is THREE MANOSPHERES IN A LIBERAL TRENCHCOAT
substack.com/@thespeechpr...
SCOTT GALLOWAY: THREE MANOSPHERES IN A LIBERAL TRENCHCOAT
One thing you may have noticed from those of us online who spend much of our time combatting misogyny and the manosphere is our shared dislike of Scott Galloway who, as a marketing professor and a bri...
substack.com
November 19, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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rgarner.bsky.social
I don't think there's anyone I've ever met who's into Calvin and Hobbes who isn't a great human.
November 18, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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mole9.bsky.social
There's no such thing as a perfect cartoo...oh hang on
A four panel Calvin and Hobbes cartoon (printed here as a 2x2 grid, sorry). In the first panel, Calvin is hammering nails into a coffee table. The second shows his mother rushing in, yelling "Calvin! What are you DOING to the coffee table?" The third (priceless) panel shows Calvin staring at the table, hammer in hand, with a little empty star above his head, obviously deep in thought. The final one is him asking his mother, "Is this some sort of trick question, or what?" Bless you, Mr Watterson.
November 18, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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stealthygeek.bsky.social
"Things happen slowly, then all at once."

-Hemingway
November 18, 2025 at 11:38 PM
stat-nova.bsky.social
Sounds like a real sweetheart
November 17, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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shakespeare.lol
O graceless men!
November 17, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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stealthygeek.bsky.social
Democrats fight to feed poor Americans and let them keep their health insurance during a recession caused entirely by the GOP.

The GOP fights to protect billionaire pedophiles.

How is this a difficult choice?

Seriously. How?
November 14, 2025 at 4:46 AM
stat-nova.bsky.social
I’m old enough to look up what shouting “six seven!” means just to find out it doesn’t mean anything 😩
November 14, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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saltymactavish.bsky.social
I will break into your house to turn down the thermostat so help me
November 13, 2025 at 3:33 PM
stat-nova.bsky.social
Using @paulgp.com ‘s database search I found this.
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November 13, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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paulgp.com
For folks (and journalists) who want to search the Oversight Committee email texts, I made a database for searching the 20k text files:

splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
Epstein Document Search
splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
November 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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jordangerous.bsky.social
personally, I prefer to get revenge years later, when they think they’re in the clear.
November 12, 2025 at 12:30 AM