Brendan Dillon
@starshipbistromath.bsky.social
I've written so many drafts of this fanfic, pairing Theseus off with different figures from Greek mythology, that I don't even know if it's the same ship anymore.
January 18, 2026 at 5:19 AM
I've written so many drafts of this fanfic, pairing Theseus off with different figures from Greek mythology, that I don't even know if it's the same ship anymore.
It's 2025 and we still haven't gotten automatic faucets right. The AI industry needs to fucking cool it.
November 2, 2025 at 2:36 AM
It's 2025 and we still haven't gotten automatic faucets right. The AI industry needs to fucking cool it.
The fact that Diarrhea Don's Shitbomber slop video will need to be entered into the National Archives and studied by historians perhaps hundreds of years in the future is sending me
October 20, 2025 at 7:32 PM
The fact that Diarrhea Don's Shitbomber slop video will need to be entered into the National Archives and studied by historians perhaps hundreds of years in the future is sending me
If they're going to be honest about one title, then they might as well use all four.
September 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
If they're going to be honest about one title, then they might as well use all four.
Old: The Twisted Tea guy
Cold: "Soup for my family"
Bold: Throwing a Subway sandwich at a Fed in full body armor
Cold: "Soup for my family"
Bold: Throwing a Subway sandwich at a Fed in full body armor
August 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Old: The Twisted Tea guy
Cold: "Soup for my family"
Bold: Throwing a Subway sandwich at a Fed in full body armor
Cold: "Soup for my family"
Bold: Throwing a Subway sandwich at a Fed in full body armor
So much of my experience on the Internet goes like this:
1. Find a cool new account/site/creator
2. Hell yeah
3. Follow them for months/years
4. Realize it was @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social all along
It's been happening since Kompressor
1. Find a cool new account/site/creator
2. Hell yeah
3. Follow them for months/years
4. Realize it was @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social all along
It's been happening since Kompressor
"da share z1ne issue 8: COMPUTER'S" is here and ships to patrons next week. the work in the paper zines never appears online and is not sold on its own, it only goes to patrons. to get your copy, become a patron at patreon.com/dasharez0ne
June 21, 2025 at 8:21 PM
So much of my experience on the Internet goes like this:
1. Find a cool new account/site/creator
2. Hell yeah
3. Follow them for months/years
4. Realize it was @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social all along
It's been happening since Kompressor
1. Find a cool new account/site/creator
2. Hell yeah
3. Follow them for months/years
4. Realize it was @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social all along
It's been happening since Kompressor
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Yes, confidence is attractive unless, and this is so important, unless you are also very obviously an idiot
May 9, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Yes, confidence is attractive unless, and this is so important, unless you are also very obviously an idiot
Netflix owns the rights to both Benoit Blanc and Cordelia Cupp, and if that doesn't result in an eventual team-up, I will be very cross.
May 9, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Netflix owns the rights to both Benoit Blanc and Cordelia Cupp, and if that doesn't result in an eventual team-up, I will be very cross.
If Cardinal Pizzaballa gets elected Pope, I hope he chooses John XXIV as his papal name, so that he can be Papa John.
May 3, 2025 at 11:18 PM
If Cardinal Pizzaballa gets elected Pope, I hope he chooses John XXIV as his papal name, so that he can be Papa John.
Geena Davis walked* so that Charlize Theron could run**.
* Dragged Sam Jackson out of a window while firing a machine gun at the ice-covered pond below
** Become one of the preeminent action stars of a generation
* Dragged Sam Jackson out of a window while firing a machine gun at the ice-covered pond below
** Become one of the preeminent action stars of a generation
April 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Geena Davis walked* so that Charlize Theron could run**.
* Dragged Sam Jackson out of a window while firing a machine gun at the ice-covered pond below
** Become one of the preeminent action stars of a generation
* Dragged Sam Jackson out of a window while firing a machine gun at the ice-covered pond below
** Become one of the preeminent action stars of a generation
"Transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences" is one of the reasons we declared independence from the British king.
If U.S. courts can't compel the Trump admin to release Kilmar Abrego Garcia from a foreign gulag, then it's time for the ICC to start issuing arrest warrants.
If U.S. courts can't compel the Trump admin to release Kilmar Abrego Garcia from a foreign gulag, then it's time for the ICC to start issuing arrest warrants.
Declaration of Independence: A Transcription
Note: The following text is a transcription of the Stone Engraving of the parchment Declaration of Independence (the document on display in the Rotunda at the National Archives Museum.) The spelling a...
www.archives.gov
April 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
"Transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences" is one of the reasons we declared independence from the British king.
If U.S. courts can't compel the Trump admin to release Kilmar Abrego Garcia from a foreign gulag, then it's time for the ICC to start issuing arrest warrants.
If U.S. courts can't compel the Trump admin to release Kilmar Abrego Garcia from a foreign gulag, then it's time for the ICC to start issuing arrest warrants.
It's wild that in the 90s they made a show about six friends and they just named it "Friends." And every single person in America said "Yes, please bring me that level of effort every week"
April 12, 2025 at 2:52 AM
It's wild that in the 90s they made a show about six friends and they just named it "Friends." And every single person in America said "Yes, please bring me that level of effort every week"
1996: I can't wait to find out how the internet improves our lives in the future!
2026: Klarna repossessed my burrito
2026: Klarna repossessed my burrito
March 29, 2025 at 2:35 AM
1996: I can't wait to find out how the internet improves our lives in the future!
2026: Klarna repossessed my burrito
2026: Klarna repossessed my burrito
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Favorite sign so far
February 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Favorite sign so far
Y'all remember when "Live Free or Die Hard" came out? And the villain's scheme to steal the entire U.S. government's data infrastructure and financial records was ridiculously far-fetched?
Those were good times.
Those were good times.
February 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Y'all remember when "Live Free or Die Hard" came out? And the villain's scheme to steal the entire U.S. government's data infrastructure and financial records was ridiculously far-fetched?
Those were good times.
Those were good times.
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Ah, the millennial experience of “every time you get some measure of financial and career stability, the world decides to do something extraordinarily stupid again”
February 3, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Ah, the millennial experience of “every time you get some measure of financial and career stability, the world decides to do something extraordinarily stupid again”
I never knew how much I needed an ice cream sundae made with a Bo-Berry Biscuit until Two Roosters opened my eyes. Happy National Eat Ice Cream for Breakfast Day.
February 1, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I never knew how much I needed an ice cream sundae made with a Bo-Berry Biscuit until Two Roosters opened my eyes. Happy National Eat Ice Cream for Breakfast Day.
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The price of eggs in the US is spiking, mostly due to #H5N1 bird flu. Solving the problem requires urgent, important communications from the CDC & FDA* and rapid development of research by the NIH**
* Currently paused by Executive Order
** Grant reviews now all canceled
www.kcur.org/news/2025-01...
* Currently paused by Executive Order
** Grant reviews now all canceled
www.kcur.org/news/2025-01...
Egg prices are soaring again. Here’s why and what to expect
Bird flu has killed millions of hens in recent weeks, shrinking the supply of eggs and hiking up prices at grocery stores.
www.kcur.org
January 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The price of eggs in the US is spiking, mostly due to #H5N1 bird flu. Solving the problem requires urgent, important communications from the CDC & FDA* and rapid development of research by the NIH**
* Currently paused by Executive Order
** Grant reviews now all canceled
www.kcur.org/news/2025-01...
* Currently paused by Executive Order
** Grant reviews now all canceled
www.kcur.org/news/2025-01...
We can see through the gaslighting. And we remember.
January 21, 2025 at 6:56 PM
We can see through the gaslighting. And we remember.
From 2017-2020, I woke up every morning dreading what new corruption scandal, civil rights violation, or other abuse of power had broken overnight, or would in the morning. Over the last four years, I've had the best sleep I've had in my life. I'm not looking forward to waking up for the next four.
January 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
From 2017-2020, I woke up every morning dreading what new corruption scandal, civil rights violation, or other abuse of power had broken overnight, or would in the morning. Over the last four years, I've had the best sleep I've had in my life. I'm not looking forward to waking up for the next four.
We really are living in a simulation, aren't we?
it's soup you can suck on www.generalmills.com/news/press-r...
Soup You Can Suck On: Introducing Progresso Soup Drops, the Ultimate Cold and Flu Season Comfort
It’s Progresso Chicken Noodle Soup like you never expected — a convenient, on-the-go soup experience available this National Soup Month.
www.generalmills.com
January 17, 2025 at 2:43 AM
We really are living in a simulation, aren't we?
Maybe it's just me, but I don't think we should have a Defense Secretary who couldn't pass the background check that I had to pass to enlist as an E-1.
January 15, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Maybe it's just me, but I don't think we should have a Defense Secretary who couldn't pass the background check that I had to pass to enlist as an E-1.