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Dante
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She/her | Lesbian | Shiny Pokemon Hunter and Disney fan
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CARTOON OF THE DAY

(From Clay Bennett)
February 1, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I can’t get into Pokemon card hunting again but I’d love to open a box of prismatic evolution

If I could find one LOL
January 29, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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prepare for carbonated trouble
January 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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I don't think I need to clarify my stance on the topic but these soccer folks summed it up
January 21, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Please buy books and read them. It will matter moving forward.
January 20, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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We do not throw away perfectly good food in this house.

We put it in Tupperware & wait for it to go bad & then we throw it away.
January 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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January 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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CARTOON OF THE DAY
January 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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January 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Open Your Heart (2021)
#art
January 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Librarians moving dystopian novels to the nonfiction shelves.
a woman standing in a library with a book titled room on the shelf
ALT: a woman standing in a library with a book titled room on the shelf
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2024 at 2:06 AM
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remember to brush your raichu
November 2, 2024 at 8:37 PM
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they accepted him
October 20, 2024 at 1:47 PM
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October 17, 2024 at 11:54 PM
It’s very peaceful here
October 18, 2024 at 12:06 AM
Shiny pidgey in SoulSilver at 5196 encounters. Not a Sentret so starting over!
October 4, 2023 at 8:31 PM
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me: can you hold this paper on my fridge?

magnet: hell yeah easy

me: what about 2 papers

magnet: do i look like a fucking gorilla to you
September 21, 2023 at 12:38 AM
Anyway some cat tax
September 19, 2023 at 6:11 AM
Trying to be more active on Bluesky and phase out my Twitter account. Sad but needs to happen since I guess Musk wants to make Twitter a paid service apparently?
September 19, 2023 at 6:05 AM
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welcome to bluesky! every week we do a fun little thing called the bone tithe. its a fun and mandatory way of bringing the community together by constructing a bone monster out of parts of everyones skeletons
September 19, 2023 at 4:21 AM
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wife: *calling me* put syrup on the shopping list

me: ok

[one minute later]

wife: hello?

me: I can't read it now
August 10, 2023 at 6:36 PM
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If you’re over 30 you probably had a moment after 9/11 where you were like “freedom fries are as dumb as it gets, right??” and now here we are in 2023
August 10, 2023 at 5:01 PM
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your boss is not your friend. never help your boss
August 10, 2023 at 4:35 PM