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Kris
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my thoughts have to go somewhere
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DO YOU EVER LOOK AT CATS AND WONDER

HEY WHY DOES THIS LITTLE ANIMAL LIVE IN MY HOUSE?

WHAT IS IT DOING?

HOW DID I GET SO LUCKY?
January 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
“I wonder if that’s going to cause an issue, probably” - something a surgeon shouldn’t be saying
December 22, 2024 at 8:14 PM
[mellow metal music playing in background]
I love when the subtitles tell you what kind of mood the music is evoking.
December 21, 2024 at 11:40 PM
surgery was successful, so I now have the correct number of holes in me
December 21, 2024 at 9:40 PM
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🎶 can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like unidentified drones 🎶
December 19, 2024 at 7:10 PM
sorry I’ll try harder
"What do you mean you're still ill, I told you to get well SOON..."
December 19, 2024 at 9:49 PM
every day my cat wakes up and just chooses violence
December 19, 2024 at 9:47 PM
I want to replace my bones with those yellow tube things that go weoooow weeooww every time you flip it over
December 19, 2024 at 1:25 AM
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I can’t believe we’re now living this
December 18, 2024 at 1:59 PM
I feel more like linguine most days
You know, in a lot of ways man is just like a ravioli
December 18, 2024 at 7:30 AM
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grind them to a fine paste at room temp. the ingredients too
December 18, 2024 at 2:50 AM
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"Are there beavers here?!" - @starlightrenewal.bsky.social
December 18, 2024 at 12:41 AM
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"They're currently upside-down and holding a bird" @starlightrenewal.bsky.social #outofcontext #it'sfine
December 17, 2024 at 10:47 PM
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"Do trees know that they're trees?" @starlightrenewal.bsky.social
December 17, 2024 at 12:21 AM
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"But then it's like compasses are a lie!" - @starlightrenewal.bsky.social
December 17, 2024 at 12:03 AM
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"If I put my hand in water, why doesn't it get soggy? I mean squishy" @starlightrenewal.bsky.social
December 17, 2024 at 12:44 AM
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"Why doesn't it get soggy!" @starlightrenewal.bsky.social 12/16/2024
December 16, 2024 at 11:47 PM
my middle child sat on the oldest one’s head
#thoughts
December 16, 2024 at 4:09 AM
Jack really trying to eat the poptart box and not the poptarts
#thoughts #gifted
December 16, 2024 at 1:37 AM
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This is... actually a fairly reasonable takeaway from this year.
December 10, 2024 at 4:25 AM
having hEDS and using a foam roller is just “will my back finally crack or will I break my spine this time”
#thoughts #heds #ehlersdanlos #hypermobility #chronicpain
December 15, 2024 at 9:13 AM
the send has been sent
thoughts and prayers for my hair
#thoughts #fullsend
December 15, 2024 at 5:04 AM
thoughts and prayers for my hair
#thoughts #fullsend
December 15, 2024 at 1:29 AM
my cat can either see ghosts or hallucinates
#thoughts #cats
December 14, 2024 at 7:14 AM