According to the daily mail this CEO DOWN balloon was left at the scene of Brian Thompson’s assassination today.

The 2024 U.S. economy in a nutshell

Me *orders our food fluently in Italian to impress my date*

McDonalds drive-thru employee: what

Amazon might deliver 'convenience', but it can’t replicate the magic of stepping into a quiet bookstore on a rainy day, where the scent of old pages mingles with fresh coffee and every shelf holds the promise of a new adventure waiting to be discovered.

Reminder that this guy literally just steals popular tweets, made fun of Anthony Bourdain for comitting suicide, and called the cops on a Target cashier for not selling him a display toothbrush for $0.01

So, maybe don't like his shitty posts on here either.

falsehood that's easy to conspiracize: no murderer could evade justice this long when a manhunt is underway

truth that's harder to accept: the police are generally bad at their jobs

Taylor Swift fans having a coherent orderly exit from Twitter based on their values and interests not being respected is exhibiting more personal dignity and organizing power than any actual group of elected officials right now lol

I love that in Chinese fantasy romances if you are nice to animals and save them sometimes they are actually demons that fall in love with you and you can die tragically together in a star crossed relationship

so far the only explanation i've seen that doesn't smack of "if only she'd listen to me she would have won" is "global discontent with incumbents because of inflation and post-pandemic malaise + toxic information environments"

it's been (only) two years since i drew this

Learn foreign languages. It may save your life.

Your unusual chance to see a comet in the sky is here. C/2023 A3 Tsuchinshan-ATLAS was discovered by astronomers in 2023 — and will appear to the naked eye over the next couple weeks.

lmaooo

"How am I supposed to explain a trans person to my kids" My parents had to explain what a blowjob was because I asked what the president was in trouble for. You are WEAK. You DISGUST me.