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“I wanna burn down his house” - my 2.5 year old requesting I play Talking Heads
January 10, 2026 at 4:34 PM
I don’t know how you guys know my brother, but tell him to get better at responding to texts.

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December 31, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Currently experiencing the winter break version of this. Doesn’t have the urgency of “need to get out the door now,” but the slow, constant fighting, neediness, complaining has me seething at all times.
my favorite part of parenting is getting my kids ready for school. cajoling, repeating myself, grinding my teeth as I shake with rage — I love starting each day the angriest I’ve ever been
December 30, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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"Okay but do you have any proof it was Manute's? I feel like this could've been anyone's warm-up."
December 11, 2025 at 11:58 PM
@fangraphs.com when Geno Suarez hits a homer off your team in the postseason and you have to remind yourself of the pain of who they traded him for a decade ago
December 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
@jayjaffe.bsky.social you made the Defector crossword!
October 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
@drewmagary.bsky.social I know we’re still a few months away from the WS Hater’s Guide, but this email caught my attention
October 20, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Let’s remember some Tigers All Stars!
September 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
@edsbs.bsky.social England or Alabama sighting in the teaser for the new season of Great British Baking Show
August 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Checked them out during my run today, “Hot Dad” really gave me the motivation I needed for that extra mile. Good call
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July 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Hey folks. I know there's a lot going on right now, but I'd really appreciate it if you read this piece I wrote on the perils of raising an autistic child during the era of RFK Jr. and his campaign of insane conspiracies and cruel scare tactics geared toward people on the spectrum.
June 20, 2025 at 3:50 PM
@benclemens.bsky.social are you the one who does the “highest pitch homered off of” article each year? Because I have a nomination.
Pirates had a 4-0 lead and Paul Skenes rolling thru three innings. It's now a 4-4 game after Colt Keith went oppo off Isaac Mattson's 0-2 fastball for a game-tying two-run HR with two outs in 7th.
June 20, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Signed my daughter up for a transitional kindergarten meeting and received this great offer
May 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM
April 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Don’t make me believe again, Tork. You’ve put me through too much!
March 28, 2025 at 1:07 AM
While I wish I could say the winter has past, the rain is over and gone, but I can’t say that it has. But we can at least take comfort in the flowers, the singing of the birds and the voice of the turtle. Happy Opening Day.
March 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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This is what supporters of charter schools and vouchers don't tell you: because those schools aren't required to admit physically or learning disabled students, or ESL students, their "improved test scores" and whatnot are completely juiced—and it defunds the schools where disabled kids DO go.
WATCH: “Instead of giving money to private schools that don’t take kids like me, please help public schools get better and fund them.”

A 6th grader with cerebral palsy speaks out against the TEXAS voucher scam. (cc: @GovBillLee)
January 29, 2025 at 7:47 PM
@davidjroth.bsky.social pulled my ski jacket out for the first time in like 6 years and found these in the pocket. I have no memory of placing them there, and I do not collect sports cards.
January 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
What an awful end to a season. Just feel like it could have been different with 25% less injuries on defense.
January 19, 2025 at 3:56 AM
You guys need anything from Famous Meat Hub?
January 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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“I’ll see you in two weeks”
January 6, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Post your parents’ holiday plush collection challenge
December 25, 2024 at 3:40 AM
This drives me nuts. They’ll do it with their own proprietary shows, too!
December 10, 2024 at 6:14 PM
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LEONARD WILLIAMS 91-YARD PICK SIX DOTS

SEVENTEEN POINT EIGHT MILES PER HOUR
December 1, 2024 at 7:05 PM