Allison
@stanley2chainz.bsky.social
there’s no time to explain
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Allison
@stanley2chainz.bsky.social
· Nov 8
hi friends! if you’re a new follower wondering what it is I post about: great! we have that in common
new @, same old al
January 24, 2026 at 6:44 PM
new @, same old al
I don’t know what to say except from the bottom of my heart, fuck ICE and anyone who won’t actively seek their destruction and prosecution.
January 24, 2026 at 6:05 PM
I don’t know what to say except from the bottom of my heart, fuck ICE and anyone who won’t actively seek their destruction and prosecution.
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(17th century nephew to scottish unc): have you got james on your throne
January 23, 2026 at 7:47 PM
(17th century nephew to scottish unc): have you got james on your throne
bowling for my nephews’ bdays and my brother just said to me with about 90% sincerity, “I don’t want to be mean but we can put the bumpers up if you want”
January 22, 2026 at 8:47 PM
bowling for my nephews’ bdays and my brother just said to me with about 90% sincerity, “I don’t want to be mean but we can put the bumpers up if you want”
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'Why aren't they in the streets' is answered almost every day in my small town by people in the streets! Rather than asking 'why aren't they in the streets' it's worth asking 'why isn't your media showing them in the streets' and 'who is served by downplaying resistane in its myriad forms.'
The idea that there are no protests in the US and no one is standing up to Trump is proving incredibly hard to kill over here in Germany. It’s become dogma, utterly detached from empirical reality.
I wonder if the people who keep talking like that understand they’re perpetuating regime propaganda.
I wonder if the people who keep talking like that understand they’re perpetuating regime propaganda.
January 21, 2026 at 3:48 PM
'Why aren't they in the streets' is answered almost every day in my small town by people in the streets! Rather than asking 'why aren't they in the streets' it's worth asking 'why isn't your media showing them in the streets' and 'who is served by downplaying resistane in its myriad forms.'
we’re up all night to get lucky
January 21, 2026 at 5:38 AM
we’re up all night to get lucky
let me be the first to say: hoosier daddy
January 20, 2026 at 4:17 AM
let me be the first to say: hoosier daddy
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Grond! Grond! Grond! Grond! Grond! Grond!
January 20, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Grond! Grond! Grond! Grond! Grond! Grond!
[usher voice] 🎵 this is my depression 🎵
January 18, 2026 at 9:56 PM
[usher voice] 🎵 this is my depression 🎵
“makes you wanna change the channel,” -my dad, who looked up at some point in the second quarter and said “I think I’m partial to Buffalo”
January 17, 2026 at 11:20 PM
“makes you wanna change the channel,” -my dad, who looked up at some point in the second quarter and said “I think I’m partial to Buffalo”
cold-front zoomies
January 17, 2026 at 7:27 PM
cold-front zoomies
my dog’s favorite nap is the one she takes all night right up until I decide to go to bed
January 16, 2026 at 4:02 AM
my dog’s favorite nap is the one she takes all night right up until I decide to go to bed
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accidentally became important at the unemployed factory :/
January 15, 2026 at 11:59 PM
accidentally became important at the unemployed factory :/
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yeah i’m looking for a beta guy . . . . "beta" than the last one i dated hehehe
August 3, 2023 at 12:54 AM
yeah i’m looking for a beta guy . . . . "beta" than the last one i dated hehehe
also I’m 69 days sober today
69 days until Opening Day
January 15, 2026 at 6:01 PM
also I’m 69 days sober today
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they call me tony doukopolis, my lyrics are bottomless
January 14, 2026 at 8:18 AM
they call me tony doukopolis, my lyrics are bottomless
I ran out of pill pockets and gave the dog a tiny amount of cheese with her meds and it already smells like farts in here.
also prosecute and abolish ICE/DHS/etc
also prosecute and abolish ICE/DHS/etc
January 14, 2026 at 4:28 PM
I ran out of pill pockets and gave the dog a tiny amount of cheese with her meds and it already smells like farts in here.
also prosecute and abolish ICE/DHS/etc
also prosecute and abolish ICE/DHS/etc
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big thank you to america’s team for sending him out on his back like a total fuckin loser www.texasmonthly.com/arts-enterta...
A Cowboys Skeptic’s Opinion: It’s Time to Embrace the Texans as America’s Team
The Cowboys have broken our hearts enough.
www.texasmonthly.com
January 13, 2026 at 4:16 AM
big thank you to america’s team for sending him out on his back like a total fuckin loser www.texasmonthly.com/arts-enterta...
houston texa(n)s baybeeeee
January 13, 2026 at 4:01 AM
houston texa(n)s baybeeeee
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