Chris Staines
stain.es
Chris Staines
@stain.es
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Some people were confused by my ICE post. This should clear it up.
January 17, 2026 at 1:43 AM
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January 8, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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This is NOT what I was expecting
April 26, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
April 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Pass rush win rates for this edge class in actual dropback pass situations (no screen, RPO, or PA), as well as pressure allowed rates for this tackle class in the exact same scenario.
March 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.
February 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Updated list of companies committed to DEI

Costco, Meijer, Kroger, Giant Grocery, Ben & Jerry’s, Ulta, Macy’s, Old Navy, Nordstrom’s, TJ Maxx, GoTo Foods (includes Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon, and more…), Dollar Tree, Walgreens, Wegmans
January 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Medvedev cracking the net cam with his racket, in AO Animated (on the AO youtube channel)
January 14, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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I’ve seen hour long TV shows with a less compelling narrative than the Pop-Tarts Bowl.
December 29, 2024 at 1:31 AM
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I'm not even kidding there's not merely a historical precedent for pocket sand it's DOUBLE pocket sand and ngl that would get me, I would absolutely assume the guy was out of sand after the first time
December 1, 2024 at 9:41 PM
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For some reason the X-Men animated series theme fits perfectly with the Garfield and Friends intro.
November 22, 2024 at 1:07 PM
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2025 white house cabinet meeting
November 19, 2024 at 11:35 PM