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Chris A.
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The King Never Left
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Gap Year in Tibet
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Avoid Bill
November 22, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The lyrics aren’t much like ‘20s pop songs, but the drum sounds are fresh. In so many ways Larry Mullen Jr doesn’t age.
On this day in 1991, U2 released their seventh studio album “Achtung Baby”
November 18, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Troy Parrott joins the Jozy Altidore club of scoring MNT goals that make me very happy while playing in Alkmaar
November 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Advent purple for apocalyptic times. Well played Madam Uachtaráin #SpeirGhorm
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Does anyone know
Where the love of God goes
When the waves turn the minutes to hours?
November 10, 2025 at 10:01 PM
You’ll find fans who’d pick any of ANH, Empire, or R1 as their fav. I love TLJ but I’ll admit it hasn’t aged into many people’s fav. (Some of TLJ’s biggest fans have since pivoted to R1. I think they have understandably mistaken R1 for Andor: The Movie in retrospect.)
GOOD:

New Hope
Empire

WATCHABLE:

Return of the Jedi
Revenge of the Sith
The Force Awakens

BAD:

Phantom Menace
Clones
Last Jedi
Rise of Skywalker
Oh boy now people can speculate and argue about the two good ones (I agree)
November 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Gotham as the bottom seed in the playoffs
harrison ford says never tell me the odds while standing next to c3po
ALT: harrison ford says never tell me the odds while standing next to c3po
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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One problem with this is it allows teams to bleed the clock. Easily solved by giving teams only a little bit of time – say, 35 seconds or so – to prepare for the next one, along with some time-outs.
The Premier League is now 5 seconds of open play then 30 seconds of prepping for a set piece.

We can fix this with rule changes:
- Teams only get four set pieces per possession
- If the set pieces are bad, the other team gets the ball
- If they're good, they get four more
- Let's call them "downs"
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Gender is a performance and I’m still working on the producers to hire a second trombone.
Gender is a performance and I don't allow video recording
Gender is a performance and I'm in a church basement playing with circuit-bent toys on the noise table at 130dB.
November 8, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Just in time for poppy szn no less
Mustard! Onions! Quick, boys!—An ecstasy of fumbling
Fitting the clumsy helmets just in time,
But someone still was yelling out and stumbling
And flound’ring like a man in fire or lime.—
Dim through the misty panes and thick Italian bread,
As under green lettuce, I saw him drowning.
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Reposted by Chris A.
It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.
November 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
What dear old Whystan wrote
About the normal heart
May be true of the median voter:
The interest set in stone,
Not social democracy
But subsidies of one’s own.
November 1, 2025 at 2:53 PM
My hometown. Heartbreaking. Respect to the many everyday people lookin out for their neighbors. evanstonroundtable.com/2025/10/31/i...
Immigration agents make arrests in Evanston - Evanston RoundTable
Federal immigration authorities were active in Evanston on Friday, making multiple arrests across the city. Timestamps in this blog reflect when the update was published.
evanstonroundtable.com
November 1, 2025 at 2:00 PM
When I was an undergrad 20+ years ago, I’d guess half or more of my women peers would’ve said “yeah men can be bad but it’s like that sometimes.”

Women/enby undergrads I meet today have way less patience with bad men’s behavior. The world hasn’t changed, but they sure have, and fair play.
the future of america: peronism with South Korean gender politics
October 29, 2025 at 4:46 PM
FULL FATHOM FIVE, @maxgladstone.bsky.social 2015
I hope there's an after for all this so I can read the tell-all of the origins and development of "We built God and enslaved him" cult.
October 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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sports analytics is effectively a stress test on a game's rules and on its governance

analysis will find better ways to win, and then the leagues need to align their rules with what the game ought to be

the NFL model of regular rule tweaks in response to stress-testing is the right one
October 21, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Just couldn’t get out, out of that damned spot.
October 19, 2025 at 11:43 AM
And I’ll be back when the day is new
I have another idea for you.
October 19, 2025 at 8:58 AM
No, no, it’s *tea* and madeleines that makes anamnesis!
Me, giving my wife a madeleine: The Body of Christ, the bread of Heaven.

Me, giving my wife her coffee: The Blood of Christ, the cup of salvation.
October 17, 2025 at 1:54 PM
The replies here are the only remaining audience for the Jungle Cruise joke about Schweitzer Falls.
Side quest for the historical Jesus
October 16, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Judy felt her spirits lift, just a little.
Omara Portuondo "El Hombre Que Se Fue"
YouTube video by Omara Portuondo
youtu.be
October 15, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Londinium Borealis est omnis divisa in partes tres
What’s so hard to understand about Tottenham’s org chart? Lange will fight the Gallic Wars, Paratici will secure power at home by controlling the grain supply, and the new director of football operations will lead a doomed campaign against the Parthian Empire
October 15, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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Anime’s like the ark of the covenant. Blesses everyone normal, fries the brains of Nazis
October 15, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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When they call it the world’s game they mean American financial institutions buy English clubs which acquire European clubs to hoard players from Africa and South America so the English club can secure a place in a Gulf State-run Super League that will inevitably play in America
October 14, 2025 at 11:47 AM