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Stabbins McGee, simple country mathematician 🇵🇸
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Palestinian-American. Cat person. Mathematics professor. Leftist. Autistic but often told it’s not obvious. Nerd but not the consumerist kind. Arrogant but can back it up.

Mathematic for the people.
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I just got a lot of new mathematician followers, so in my attempt to pander, here’s my area of interest. For the past year, I’ve been translating, solving, and writing detailed solutions for Japanese college entrance exam problems. I even code randomly-generating variants for student practice.
I‘m a mathematics professor. For the love of suffering Jesus, 𝘥𝘰 𝘯𝘰𝘵 get a 50-year mortgage.
November 16, 2025 at 5:03 AM
One of my secondary dreams is to homebrew a Game Boy cartridge as a hoax tie-in to the nonexistent Sinbad Shazam movie, just to fuck with everyone who came here from that other Mandela universe.
November 15, 2025 at 10:20 PM
You just know someone on some redpill board last year was like, “I’m not voting for her because I don’t want a president who’s sucked a dick!”
November 15, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I would lay the blame for Harvard’s grade inflation at the feet of administration. College administrators have become more placatory over the entire history of education. They’re at-will employees with higher turnover than faculty. Their shit rolls downhill onto teachers.
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Copyrighting my song lyrics:
The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
Oh Lord
Gotta wreck that Edmund Fitzgerald
November 15, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Reporters just transcribed it wrong: what he said was he was “a head on the poles.”
November 15, 2025 at 6:53 PM
November 15, 2025 at 8:26 AM
RIP Sophocles. You would’ve loved the dramatic irony that the biggest peddlers of conspiracy theories are now downplaying that there really does exist a cabal of affluent pedophiles running everything because those pedophiles happen to be their bedfellows.
November 15, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Wow, he had a Trump card but he blew it.
November 15, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Jeffrey Epstein’s e-mail address was jeevacation@gmail.com. Right now, an AI is training itself on his e-mails.
November 14, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Marty McFly gets super defensive if you call him a motherfucker. “You don’t understand! You weren’t there! IT WAS ONLY ONE TIME.”
November 14, 2025 at 4:59 AM
One thing I really don’t like about the Internet: the worst people in the world have the most power—not just the obvious kind but socially. If a Nazi likes, say, shrimp, then centrists will share that all like, “LOOK AT THE COMPANY THAT SHRIMP LIKERS KEEP.”
November 14, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Reposted by Stabbins McGee, simple country mathematician 🇵🇸
Used this way, AI is pure propaganda, it's made to stoke fears in immigrants and tourists while normalizing this behaviour further for the eyes who aren't.

We sometimes talk about "what the average German knew" about the camps, this is designed to taint what we know about US camps.
the decision to really just abandon moderation and let it rip suggests that this is what meta wants for its platform. this is the final, idealized form of the product
The most horrifying AI slop of ICE raids you can possibly imagine is wildly viral on Facebook, collectively totaling tens of millions of views from a single account. First spotted by @chadloder.bsky.social

www.404media.co/ai-generated...
November 13, 2025 at 10:18 PM
My students all had their phones out pointed at me. I thought they wanted a picture. They were trying to put me in Silent Mode.
November 13, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Updating the song “Sweet City Woman” for Gen Z. My version is “Skibidi Woman.”
November 13, 2025 at 12:35 AM
One of satire’s thousand deaths occurred when conservatives said with a straight face that a white South African is “self-made.”
November 12, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Every Veterans and Memorial Day, I think about my great-grandfather who fought in World War I. My mother used to guilt me by asking, “If he was in Heaven, and he was looking down, what would he say?” I think he’d say, ”I TOLD YOU IT WAS APPENDICITIS.”
November 11, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Happy to find out Estelle Parsons is still alive. Less so to learn that she’s a member of one of those groups that uses “for Peace” as a euphemism in place of “for colonization.”
November 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Shelley Winters only did two episodes of Batman, possibly because she was notoriously unpleasant behind the scenes. She showed up late, held up filming, and stuck the producers with a bill for her food. Tisha Sterling, who plays Legs here, said she “was a bitch and was a holy terror to me.”
November 11, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Well, this is freaky: I coincidentally looked an actress up on the day she died.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sally_K...
Sally Kirkland - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 11, 2025 at 8:25 PM
If only there was an antihistamine for someone who used to be a drill.
November 11, 2025 at 6:19 PM
An important bit of praxis you can do right now is appreciate human art, flaws and all, over AI slop. www.sfchronicle.com/entertainmen...
AI country singer Breaking Rust tops Billboard with ‘Walk My Walk’
A country hit made by artificial intelligence has climbed to the top of a Billboard chart — a first for the genre.
www.sfchronicle.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Nobody has more contempt for tacky-ass Funko Pops than I, but I have to say, Funko’s customer service was extremely professional and nice to me. I asked for one replacement part for a Robby the Robot bobblehead. They mailed me a whole new bobblehead without me asking. Seriously pleasant experience.
November 11, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Not trying to say, “I told you so,” or give into vindictiveness, but I feel like the least surprised person that Richard Dawkins hung with Epstein and hates trans people after years of liberal adoration when he “just” hated Muslims.
November 11, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Watching the worst people in the world all live in one country and destroy one Chesterton’s fence after another has been… a lot.
“I’ve been hearing that standards will be eliminated or severely cut back. Bari has told people that she wants to get rid of standards and is shocked that they have so much power. She also asked openly, ‘What’s the point of standards?’” one CBS source said.

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Bari Weiss wants to take down ‘too much power’ CBS News Standards unit: sources
EXCLUSIVE: Internal rumblings within the newsroom come after the S&P head resigned and the network disbanded its vaunted Race and Culture unit.
www.independent.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 5:31 PM