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Stabbins McGee, simple country mathematician 🇵🇸
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Palestinian-American. Cat person. Mathematics professor. Leftist. Autistic but often told it’s not obvious. Nerd but not the consumerist kind. Arrogant but can back it up.

Mathematic for the people.
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I just got a lot of new mathematician followers, so in my attempt to pander, here’s my area of interest. For the past year, I’ve been translating, solving, and writing detailed solutions for Japanese college entrance exam problems. I even code randomly-generating variants for student practice.
One day I will finally understand when football players say, “Hut,” vs., “Hike.”
January 1, 2026 at 10:41 AM
I’ve been switching between Python, C, and MyOpenMath’s coding language. Why does every language change how they handle variables and write “𝚎𝚕𝚜𝚎 𝚒𝚏” and all these other things that seem to be different for the sake of being different? This is also how I feel about Canadian English.
January 1, 2026 at 4:39 AM
I have no idea why Roddy McDowall is trending or why BlueSky is collectively watching the original Poseidon Adventure, but I’m not losing this opportunity to mention the Bookworm, arguably the best single-use Batman villain.
January 1, 2026 at 4:18 AM
New writing prompt just dropped.
January 1, 2026 at 3:51 AM
”Hello, we’re funk soul brothers. Do you have a moment to check it out now?”
December 31, 2025 at 10:38 AM
If you start playing “All These Things That I’ve Done” tonight at 11:57:18, then in 2026 you’ll finally know whether the guy from the Killers is a soldier.
December 31, 2025 at 9:41 AM
If you start playing Dancing Mad at 11:47:56, then right at midnight you’ll realize you’re under-leveled and Kefka Pagliacci Palazzo is about to fuck your ass up. www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6Ug...
Final Fantasy VI - Dancing Mad
YouTube video by tomatoshadow
www.youtube.com
December 31, 2025 at 9:20 AM
I still remember when these “Shreds” videos blew up like 17 years ago. I didn’t really get why they were funny except for the saxophonist in this one who just shows up for five seconds to toot his little heart out.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_M9...
Eric Clapton Shreds
YouTube video by Chalzfoed
www.youtube.com
December 31, 2025 at 9:07 AM
I have a major love-hate relationship with SomethingAwful. That’s where I got my youthful contrarian phase out of my system. I still flash back to the many Ls I took there, but I learned and grew from them. Now I do better. But I’m never going back. I get actual nightmares about logging back in.
rest in peace, Mike

one of the funniest dudes on SA and Twitter - but also an incredible craftsman

I think about this post of his all the time
December 31, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Almost every billionaire is on St. Barts right now. In a few days, Border Patrol will have an opportunity to do the funniest thing.
December 31, 2025 at 12:08 AM
My unpopular SNL opinion: once a cast member becomes the whole show’s main character—be it Eddie Murphy, Adam Sandler, Will Ferrell, Kristen Wiig, Pete Davidson, or even Bowen Yang—they have to go. The weakest episodes and seasons always have major imbalances of screen time.
December 31, 2025 at 12:03 AM
A passing lane implies the existence of two puffing lanes.
December 30, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Somewhere in Wilshire is a bar. Every Saturday night at 9 o’clock a group of drunks shuffles in and complains about how much they still hate Billy Joel for monetizing them 52 years ago.
December 30, 2025 at 8:55 AM
One thing nobody properly impressed upon me about living in a country that has—or is about to have—de facto restrictions on speech: I feel the constant dissimulation bifurcating me into two different people. There are so many things I can’t risk saying out loud, even alone.
December 30, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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between this and the rise of generative video meaning any kind of photographic or video evidence can be trivially faked by any dipshit bottom-feeder with a badge, there's really only eyewitness statements left in terms of 'evidence'.
Reminder that years ago it was found out that the FBI straight up made up a whole bunch of fake forensic sciences, plural. People have gone to jail and been executed due to literally pseudoscience.

Hair forensics, for instance, is totally nonsense.

They admitted it.

slate.com/news-and-pol...
The FBI Faked an Entire Field of Forensic Science
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slate.com
December 30, 2025 at 1:11 AM
When you’re right, you’re right.
December 30, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I feel like my brain is melting from how obvious it is that the United States is moving the Overton window in a bid to criminalize pro-Palestinian speech.
December 29, 2025 at 5:27 PM
A really wholesome story about Charles being a good guy starts at 4:15: youtu.be/zTxuqmkZF-Q
Staff Favorite Moments: Caissie St. Onge | Letterman
YouTube video by Letterman
youtu.be
December 29, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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This is a metaphor for the tech industry overall circa 2025
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I can’t promise you much but I can promise you that making an ad unskippable for 60 seconds is not going to make me want to use Temu.
December 27, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The Blues Brothers’ official metatext, Blues Brothers: Private, was written by Judith Jacklin (John Belushi’s widow) and Tino Insana (a Second City buddy of his). John’s and Dan Aykroyd’s brothers voiced them in the abortive cartoon, and now their kids have written this graphic novel.
December 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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You know how sweet liquor is called a liqueur? When I meet a sweet white person, I call that a craqueur.
November 24, 2024 at 5:30 AM
December 26, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I hate the word “meritocracy” because I’ve lived all my life in a society that thinks merit is whiteness.
December 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Obviously, rich people giving generous donations to charities is better than if they don’t, but it’s still a performative movement of stolen and hoarded wages.
December 25, 2025 at 7:50 AM