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If Britain was a house party
October 3, 2025 at 7:40 PM
If Britain was a house party
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Migrants eating swans?
September 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Migrants eating swans?
I agree, but stop jumping around on bouncey castles and get something done about it.
Elon Musk openly called for violence on our streets yesterday.
I hope politicians from all parties come together to condemn his deeply dangerous and irresponsible rhetoric.
Britain must stand united against this clear attempt to undermine our democracy.
I hope politicians from all parties come together to condemn his deeply dangerous and irresponsible rhetoric.
Britain must stand united against this clear attempt to undermine our democracy.
September 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I agree, but stop jumping around on bouncey castles and get something done about it.
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Latest Substack here martinkelner.substack.com/p/are-labour.... 'don't mention politics or religion!' Oops...too late.
Are Labour up to it, Kemi & losing my religion in an REM stylee, & how Pope Leo's against fake stuff. Eh?
Plus combovers, buffalos, & Irate Albert from Salford
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August 10, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Latest Substack here martinkelner.substack.com/p/are-labour.... 'don't mention politics or religion!' Oops...too late.
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Latest Substack. Full of farm freshness martinkelner.substack.com/p/more-gwyne...
More Gwyneth, Prince Andrew & his gran watching the ITV7 on TV, & couch potato dogs are missing Rolf Harris on Animal Hospital
...and why Sumo wrestlers wear nappies. Extra special stuff for our paying punters...
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August 4, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Latest Substack. Full of farm freshness martinkelner.substack.com/p/more-gwyne...
This place, wow. Truly breath taking
July 2, 2025 at 12:53 PM
This place, wow. Truly breath taking
Makes perfect sense, cheers
to the need for a larger site and access to the railway line.
June 20, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Makes perfect sense, cheers
How did the gas works contribute? Looks interesting
Just rediscovered this super image of Scarborough complete with the gas works chimney squashed in between Castle Hill and Sandside to the right of the image? Scarborough was a working port and harbour and needed to use the most up-to-date technology of the time, despite the limitations of the site.
June 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
How did the gas works contribute? Looks interesting
You need to evolve into the grey beardy bloke who advertises everything from cruises to sofas to funeral plans, very lucrative I guess.
Brand new Substack. On the brink over Iran; & memories of the last time the world held its breath - I’m that old - & how JFK took the credit & got to shag Marilyn Monroe
June 20, 2025 at 5:20 PM
You need to evolve into the grey beardy bloke who advertises everything from cruises to sofas to funeral plans, very lucrative I guess.
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Brand new Substack. On the brink over Iran; & memories of the last time the world held its breath - I’m that old - & how JFK took the credit & got to shag Marilyn Monroe
June 20, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Brand new Substack. On the brink over Iran; & memories of the last time the world held its breath - I’m that old - & how JFK took the credit & got to shag Marilyn Monroe
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martinkelner.substack.com/p/mushrooms-... Mushrooms, Gaza, condoms, & the Code of Jewish law. It's meshuggah, this one.
Mushrooms, Gaza, condoms, and the Code of Jewish law
and the idiosyncracies of Google Maps
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June 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
martinkelner.substack.com/p/mushrooms-... Mushrooms, Gaza, condoms, & the Code of Jewish law. It's meshuggah, this one.
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Here's the latest substack - on Liverpool, Kathy Bates, and allied matters martinkelner.substack.com/p/the-liverpoo… plus badly told Bernard Manning joke
May 29, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Here's the latest substack - on Liverpool, Kathy Bates, and allied matters martinkelner.substack.com/p/the-liverpoo… plus badly told Bernard Manning joke
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Latest substack martinkelner.substack.com/p/the-straw-... Village life, the 'Straw Dogs vibe,' Gary Lineker, the long goodbye, and why Nando's chicken is so dry....
May 26, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Latest substack martinkelner.substack.com/p/the-straw-... Village life, the 'Straw Dogs vibe,' Gary Lineker, the long goodbye, and why Nando's chicken is so dry....
Just glad I didn't wear my birkenstocks, dirty wakey
Bought a new pair of white trainers for a recent holiday in gran canaria. After 10 days they were still clean. After 1 night in wakey town centre they were dirty, greasy and scummy on the soles. WMDC, clean up your streets, wakey pubs and restaurants, try harder. Please
Where have you been putting them specifically?
May 17, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Just glad I didn't wear my birkenstocks, dirty wakey
Bought a new pair of white trainers for a recent holiday in gran canaria. After 10 days they were still clean. After 1 night in wakey town centre they were dirty, greasy and scummy on the soles. WMDC, clean up your streets, wakey pubs and restaurants, try harder. Please
Where have you been putting them specifically?
May 17, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Bought a new pair of white trainers for a recent holiday in gran canaria. After 10 days they were still clean. After 1 night in wakey town centre they were dirty, greasy and scummy on the soles. WMDC, clean up your streets, wakey pubs and restaurants, try harder. Please
@visitwakefield.bsky.social wakey gives you dirty feet. Tested and official.
May 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
@visitwakefield.bsky.social wakey gives you dirty feet. Tested and official.
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Here's the very latest - all the news that's fit to print. Jewel robbery as a retirement plan, Yorkshire, Andy Kershaw in Todmorden, Sharon Stone, & Canine ear care...martinkelner.substack.com
May 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Here's the very latest - all the news that's fit to print. Jewel robbery as a retirement plan, Yorkshire, Andy Kershaw in Todmorden, Sharon Stone, & Canine ear care...martinkelner.substack.com
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Free again, latest subcast here, incl Rafael Nadal, Mark Twain, Merle Haggard, & Huw Edwards. martinkelner.substack.com
May 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Free again, latest subcast here, incl Rafael Nadal, Mark Twain, Merle Haggard, & Huw Edwards. martinkelner.substack.com
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This works for me Martin, but you're not getting any brass just yet!
May 2, 2025 at 8:07 AM
This works for me Martin, but you're not getting any brass just yet!
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