Sam Avery
@samaverycomedy.com
Scouser. Comedian. Evertonian. 2025/26 tour THUNDERSTORM onsale now! samaverycomedy.com/shows
The commentary for Scotland's 4th goal last night might be the greatest piece of sports commentary ever.
Pure chaos and joy.
McFadden on co-comms screaming 'SHOOT! SHOOT!' before Liam McLeod shouts 'He's gonna shooooOOOOT OH HAS THAT GONE IN?! OHHHHHHHH!!!'
Pandemonium! Class.
Pure chaos and joy.
McFadden on co-comms screaming 'SHOOT! SHOOT!' before Liam McLeod shouts 'He's gonna shooooOOOOT OH HAS THAT GONE IN?! OHHHHHHHH!!!'
Pandemonium! Class.
November 19, 2025 at 9:56 AM
The commentary for Scotland's 4th goal last night might be the greatest piece of sports commentary ever.
Pure chaos and joy.
McFadden on co-comms screaming 'SHOOT! SHOOT!' before Liam McLeod shouts 'He's gonna shooooOOOOT OH HAS THAT GONE IN?! OHHHHHHHH!!!'
Pandemonium! Class.
Pure chaos and joy.
McFadden on co-comms screaming 'SHOOT! SHOOT!' before Liam McLeod shouts 'He's gonna shooooOOOOT OH HAS THAT GONE IN?! OHHHHHHHH!!!'
Pandemonium! Class.
I'm in awe of what Sara Cox is doing right now for Children in Need!
5 marathons in 5 days (in British autumn weather) is frankly, ridiculous 👏
I was lucky enough to appear on her show a few years back. And I'm pleased to report she was just as lovely and down to earth off-mic as she is on air.
5 marathons in 5 days (in British autumn weather) is frankly, ridiculous 👏
I was lucky enough to appear on her show a few years back. And I'm pleased to report she was just as lovely and down to earth off-mic as she is on air.
November 14, 2025 at 9:50 AM
I'm in awe of what Sara Cox is doing right now for Children in Need!
5 marathons in 5 days (in British autumn weather) is frankly, ridiculous 👏
I was lucky enough to appear on her show a few years back. And I'm pleased to report she was just as lovely and down to earth off-mic as she is on air.
5 marathons in 5 days (in British autumn weather) is frankly, ridiculous 👏
I was lucky enough to appear on her show a few years back. And I'm pleased to report she was just as lovely and down to earth off-mic as she is on air.
WW1 - Archduke Franz Ferdinand assassinated
WW2 - Hitler invades Poland
WW3 - Nonce
WW2 - Hitler invades Poland
WW3 - Nonce
November 13, 2025 at 1:43 PM
WW1 - Archduke Franz Ferdinand assassinated
WW2 - Hitler invades Poland
WW3 - Nonce
WW2 - Hitler invades Poland
WW3 - Nonce
‘In the future, everyone will be in the Epstein Files for 10 minutes’
- Andy Warhol
- Andy Warhol
November 13, 2025 at 9:59 AM
‘In the future, everyone will be in the Epstein Files for 10 minutes’
- Andy Warhol
- Andy Warhol
Hearing reports that Jeffrey Epstein is mentioned in the Epstein Files. More to follow.
November 13, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Hearing reports that Jeffrey Epstein is mentioned in the Epstein Files. More to follow.
‘Next on BBC1 we’ll be discussing if the BBC are institutionally biased. But first up, it’s Bargain Hunt with Nigel Farage…’
November 12, 2025 at 1:35 PM
‘Next on BBC1 we’ll be discussing if the BBC are institutionally biased. But first up, it’s Bargain Hunt with Nigel Farage…’
BREAKING: BBC apologise to Donald Trump for editing a speech to make him coherent.
November 11, 2025 at 2:30 PM
BREAKING: BBC apologise to Donald Trump for editing a speech to make him coherent.
That point against Sunderland looking much better in hindsight…
November 8, 2025 at 7:40 PM
That point against Sunderland looking much better in hindsight…
John Lewis ‘British Values’
November 8, 2025 at 6:45 PM
John Lewis ‘British Values’
Why did people vote for the new Mayor of New York?
November 6, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Why did people vote for the new Mayor of New York?
If you’re working full-time and still can’t afford basic food and rent, something is severely wrong.
November 4, 2025 at 10:12 PM
If you’re working full-time and still can’t afford basic food and rent, something is severely wrong.
If Dewsbury Hall was any sloppier he’d have to go home in Tupperware.
November 3, 2025 at 9:36 PM
If Dewsbury Hall was any sloppier he’d have to go home in Tupperware.
Venue had a guest book so I wrote this.
November 3, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Venue had a guest book so I wrote this.
Having a moment.
Thinking about all the people who’ve come out to see me on this tour so far.
Leeds last night was a joy.
Thanks to Stuart for the best heckle.
Thanks to Katie Tracey for her brill support slot.
Thanks to everyone who came out, either the 1st time or the 5th.
♥️
Thinking about all the people who’ve come out to see me on this tour so far.
Leeds last night was a joy.
Thanks to Stuart for the best heckle.
Thanks to Katie Tracey for her brill support slot.
Thanks to everyone who came out, either the 1st time or the 5th.
♥️
November 2, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Having a moment.
Thinking about all the people who’ve come out to see me on this tour so far.
Leeds last night was a joy.
Thanks to Stuart for the best heckle.
Thanks to Katie Tracey for her brill support slot.
Thanks to everyone who came out, either the 1st time or the 5th.
♥️
Thinking about all the people who’ve come out to see me on this tour so far.
Leeds last night was a joy.
Thanks to Stuart for the best heckle.
Thanks to Katie Tracey for her brill support slot.
Thanks to everyone who came out, either the 1st time or the 5th.
♥️
Leeds! Let’s goooo 🤘😍🤘
November 1, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Leeds! Let’s goooo 🤘😍🤘
Parliament won’t discuss Prince Andrew?!
October 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Parliament won’t discuss Prince Andrew?!
Thanks to everyone who came to Hedge End on Friday. A really special venue for me. Shout out to Hanif who bought me a beer during the interval and Tanya who took this pic. Next up, Wrexham 🏴
October 19, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Thanks to everyone who came to Hedge End on Friday. A really special venue for me. Shout out to Hanif who bought me a beer during the interval and Tanya who took this pic. Next up, Wrexham 🏴
The biggest problem with AI is that I now presume every video / image I see to be AI-generated and thus believe nothing.
October 19, 2025 at 9:05 AM
The biggest problem with AI is that I now presume every video / image I see to be AI-generated and thus believe nothing.
Fridge is broke. Not going to bed till I’ve eaten everything.
October 18, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Fridge is broke. Not going to bed till I’ve eaten everything.
We have all been radicalised…
October 17, 2025 at 5:54 PM
We have all been radicalised…