Sparkplug Tacklehump
@sprkplgtcklhmp.bsky.social
🏳️🌈Gay Bear🧔🏻♂️, late 4️⃣0️⃣s, ♌️Leo, 🕉️Buddhist-light, mostly here for the 👨❤️💋👨gay🍑porn🌸. But also 🎲D&D, 🍺Beer, 🏍️Motorcycling, 🪷Flowers, 🍄Mushrooms, and 🍀Weed. ➕🧿🩷emoji.
Hey.
Think about your extroverts. Have one or two been out of touch for a while? Check on them. A bunch of us are Not OK these days.
Here’s my pecker.
Think about your extroverts. Have one or two been out of touch for a while? Check on them. A bunch of us are Not OK these days.
Here’s my pecker.
November 8, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Hey.
Think about your extroverts. Have one or two been out of touch for a while? Check on them. A bunch of us are Not OK these days.
Here’s my pecker.
Think about your extroverts. Have one or two been out of touch for a while? Check on them. A bunch of us are Not OK these days.
Here’s my pecker.
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BE SO BRILLIANT NONE OF YOUR ENEMIES WOULD DARE LOOK AT YOU.
November 6, 2025 at 12:10 AM
BE SO BRILLIANT NONE OF YOUR ENEMIES WOULD DARE LOOK AT YOU.
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YOU CANNOT GRIND THE BONES OF YOUR ENEMIES INTO DUST TOMORROW IF YOU DO NOT TOUCH SOMETHING SOFT.
November 6, 2025 at 2:12 AM
YOU CANNOT GRIND THE BONES OF YOUR ENEMIES INTO DUST TOMORROW IF YOU DO NOT TOUCH SOMETHING SOFT.
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You look like you need a big curved dick to fill you up.
October 18, 2025 at 3:27 PM
You look like you need a big curved dick to fill you up.
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Any questions? 😈
October 18, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Any questions? 😈
Yeh Saturday was pretty awesome.
@tuddjazzlr.bsky.social hosted my hubby and I. Oof still aching real good!👍🏼
@tuddjazzlr.bsky.social hosted my hubby and I. Oof still aching real good!👍🏼
October 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Yeh Saturday was pretty awesome.
@tuddjazzlr.bsky.social hosted my hubby and I. Oof still aching real good!👍🏼
@tuddjazzlr.bsky.social hosted my hubby and I. Oof still aching real good!👍🏼
I am being such a bitch today. Here are some pics of me from a while back.
September 30, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I am being such a bitch today. Here are some pics of me from a while back.
So I pulled you over for driving in the HOV lane with a mannequin. Um, did it just moan?
Yes officer
I… *sigh* Hey you in the passenger seat, everything OK?
Ngk hmnk
I should ask: Anyone in the trunk I should know about?
Nope
Our prisoner restraints got nothing on you guys. Have a nice day
Yes officer
I… *sigh* Hey you in the passenger seat, everything OK?
Ngk hmnk
I should ask: Anyone in the trunk I should know about?
Nope
Our prisoner restraints got nothing on you guys. Have a nice day
September 30, 2025 at 8:28 PM
The Gaming Grandma, Shirley Curry, is quitting Skyrim. I, a fully adult human person, am bawling my eyes out right now. I think this was the final loss that it took to break me. I’ve been watching her Skyrim stories for YEARS and Years. She’s almost 90 now.
Here’s me with Orc teeth, flirting hard…
Here’s me with Orc teeth, flirting hard…
September 30, 2025 at 5:32 AM
The Gaming Grandma, Shirley Curry, is quitting Skyrim. I, a fully adult human person, am bawling my eyes out right now. I think this was the final loss that it took to break me. I’ve been watching her Skyrim stories for YEARS and Years. She’s almost 90 now.
Here’s me with Orc teeth, flirting hard…
Here’s me with Orc teeth, flirting hard…
Alright I have a complaint:
Even if I am Online familiar with you, I am not your advertising target. Not ever.
Do not DM me an ad for your JFF or OF or your JO lube recommendation you’re doing for free product.
Pushy. Unwanted. It’s like a guy at a sex party who won’t take No Thank You.
Fuckoff.
Even if I am Online familiar with you, I am not your advertising target. Not ever.
Do not DM me an ad for your JFF or OF or your JO lube recommendation you’re doing for free product.
Pushy. Unwanted. It’s like a guy at a sex party who won’t take No Thank You.
Fuckoff.
September 28, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Alright I have a complaint:
Even if I am Online familiar with you, I am not your advertising target. Not ever.
Do not DM me an ad for your JFF or OF or your JO lube recommendation you’re doing for free product.
Pushy. Unwanted. It’s like a guy at a sex party who won’t take No Thank You.
Fuckoff.
Even if I am Online familiar with you, I am not your advertising target. Not ever.
Do not DM me an ad for your JFF or OF or your JO lube recommendation you’re doing for free product.
Pushy. Unwanted. It’s like a guy at a sex party who won’t take No Thank You.
Fuckoff.
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Why Live Laugh Love when you could Live Fish Transport…
September 24, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Why Live Laugh Love when you could Live Fish Transport…
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Lowe’s seems the place to be in the mornings. This was happening right at the door in front of all the children AND their salads.
September 22, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Lowe’s seems the place to be in the mornings. This was happening right at the door in front of all the children AND their salads.
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From “The Faggots And Their Friends Between Revolutions” by Larry Mitchell (text) and Ned Astra (art)
August 15, 2025 at 3:10 PM
From “The Faggots And Their Friends Between Revolutions” by Larry Mitchell (text) and Ned Astra (art)
How’s The Rapture going for everyone?
🙄
🙄
September 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
How’s The Rapture going for everyone?
🙄
🙄
Looking at photos of dudes used to lift my spirits. But not now. All I keep thinking is a fugue of “it all ends in rot or flames.”
(ICYMI : my father died last week)
(ICYMI : my father died last week)
September 20, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Looking at photos of dudes used to lift my spirits. But not now. All I keep thinking is a fugue of “it all ends in rot or flames.”
(ICYMI : my father died last week)
(ICYMI : my father died last week)
Today I am coming out publicly as :
*Not Sir*
Frankly, I have too much decision paralysis to function as any kind of authority. In my mind “Sir” suggests at least SOME executive function. This photo shows me the last time I had to make decisions. How good to you think that went?
*Not Sir*
Frankly, I have too much decision paralysis to function as any kind of authority. In my mind “Sir” suggests at least SOME executive function. This photo shows me the last time I had to make decisions. How good to you think that went?
September 18, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Today I am coming out publicly as :
*Not Sir*
Frankly, I have too much decision paralysis to function as any kind of authority. In my mind “Sir” suggests at least SOME executive function. This photo shows me the last time I had to make decisions. How good to you think that went?
*Not Sir*
Frankly, I have too much decision paralysis to function as any kind of authority. In my mind “Sir” suggests at least SOME executive function. This photo shows me the last time I had to make decisions. How good to you think that went?
#pissing in the shower in my cabin. It definitely was a piss weekend. #watersports #pissplay #inkedcock #inkeddick #tattooeddick #daddy #daddybear #inkeddaddy #piercedcock #pierceddick #princealbert #cockpiercing
September 12, 2025 at 5:59 AM
The Cross is an instrument of Death used to bludgeon its “faith” into the Savage. A plunger, used to force $#!t down our wells. Never burned standing. Return it to soil so better mushrooms can grow.
Disagreement welcome; bring receipts.
youtu.be/YmfrddzWljs?...
Disagreement welcome; bring receipts.
youtu.be/YmfrddzWljs?...
The Gods We Buried Are Rising Again
YouTube video by Pantheon Mythology
youtu.be
September 12, 2025 at 4:41 AM
The Cross is an instrument of Death used to bludgeon its “faith” into the Savage. A plunger, used to force $#!t down our wells. Never burned standing. Return it to soil so better mushrooms can grow.
Disagreement welcome; bring receipts.
youtu.be/YmfrddzWljs?...
Disagreement welcome; bring receipts.
youtu.be/YmfrddzWljs?...
Every time I see an otherwise hairy fella with a shaved crotch I assume he mist be getting over a case scabies or something.
September 3, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Every time I see an otherwise hairy fella with a shaved crotch I assume he mist be getting over a case scabies or something.
Grey Sweatpants Season Has Begun!
September 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Grey Sweatpants Season Has Begun!
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How was your weeke…👀
October 13, 2024 at 12:29 PM
How was your weeke…👀
Right. So. 50. Huh.
Well at least I finally look my age?
Well at least I finally look my age?
August 18, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Right. So. 50. Huh.
Well at least I finally look my age?
Well at least I finally look my age?
From “The Faggots And Their Friends Between Revolutions” by Larry Mitchell (text) and Ned Astra (art)
August 15, 2025 at 3:10 PM
From “The Faggots And Their Friends Between Revolutions” by Larry Mitchell (text) and Ned Astra (art)
Keias
Chaos
Not Order
If you have order I should follow, I am all furry limbs.
Chaos
Not Order
If you have order I should follow, I am all furry limbs.
August 14, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Keias
Chaos
Not Order
If you have order I should follow, I am all furry limbs.
Chaos
Not Order
If you have order I should follow, I am all furry limbs.