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not your real Dad
@meholt.bsky.social
11K followers 2.8K following 2.9K posts
be prepared for thirst traps, cat pics, nerdy excitement & teacups. Vers/switch, Sometimes awkward, sometimes a pup, Demisexual, and Polyamorous. 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺 (he/they)

Partner: @kevinreader.bsky.social

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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · Apr 17
Suns out, buns out. Jock strap hiking is the best.
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What’s your best advice for sleeping on a stupidly hot night?
A naked hairy person with a beard, laying in bed, with a sheet annoyingly draped over the goods.
January 7, 2026 at 12:22 PM
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The sky orb is angry at us.
January 7, 2026 at 2:28 AM
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Me right now with my air conditioner remote and block out blinds.
January 7, 2026 at 1:55 AM
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POV: you might have sat in something sticky, so you’re trying to discreetly check out your own butt
January 4, 2026 at 10:48 AM
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Definitely need to work on the base tan, I’m paler than the Pantone colour of the year!
January 4, 2026 at 12:34 AM
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*giggles in homosexual*
January 3, 2026 at 2:44 AM
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Typical morning in Australia.
January 2, 2026 at 11:30 PM
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I guess we’ll have to improvise……

💛
January 2, 2026 at 10:37 AM
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What would you do with this rip in my undies?
December 27, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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Damn it. I tore a hole in one of my favorite pair of undies.
December 27, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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“This cheese tastes like cheese”
- @poundpuppy.bsky.social
December 26, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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Alright, which one of you sneaky buggers turned up the gravity?
December 25, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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What is Santa bringing you for Christmas this year?
A hairy person with a beard, lying in bed wearing only a Santa hat. There’s a small bottle of “leather cleaner” and silicone glide gel on the empty pillow.
December 24, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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It just occurred to me that I am an adult with free will and if I want to eat ice cream at 3pm on a Tuesday, I can.

So I did.
December 23, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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Would you rather be High & Firm, or Low & Soft?
December 22, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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Well, that went everywhere…..

Who wants clean up duty?
December 20, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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No, my son’s name is also Bort……

@poundpuppy.bsky.social
December 20, 2025 at 7:44 AM
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Our brownies are ready, who wants some?

😏
December 20, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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My hatchling and I saw you from across the burrow and we really liked your vibe. Hiss hiss.

@poundpuppy.bsky.social
December 19, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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Everyone show my adorable friends some love. ❤️
lukie-dacus.bsky.social Lucy loo @lukie-dacus.bsky.social · 19d
Got married literally 1 minute ago to the most handsome man ever.

@thaddeusdickbush.bsky.social
December 19, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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The plus side to putting some extra weight, my neck is looking thicc af.
December 18, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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Living for this. 😍
astrazero.bsky.social ASTRA ZERO @astrazero.bsky.social · 22d
My revamp of Male with Arms Up-Stretched by William Etty , 1828

I’m kind of in love with how this one turned out

Also getting close to finishing Vol.3 of my Dark Vintage books! I’m hoping to have it done by January

Prints: astrazero.com/product/arms...
December 17, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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December 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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I’m sweaty everywhere. 🥵
December 13, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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Just in case anyone in US customs sees this: Trump is a cunt. ✌️
December 13, 2025 at 5:33 AM