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meholt.bsky.social
not your real Dad
@meholt.bsky.social
be prepared for thirst traps, cat pics, nerdy excitement & teacups. Vers/switch, Sometimes awkward, sometimes a pup, Demisexual, and Polyamorous. 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺 (he/they)

Partner: @kevinreader.bsky.social

https://linktr.ee/meholt
Pinned
Suns out, buns out. Jock strap hiking is the best.
My little snuggle buddy is a bit under the weather. Hopefully he’ll be feeling better soon.
February 4, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Went to check out the Loving: Photographs of Men in Love 1850s to 1950s exhibit at the City Library Gallery this week. I love old photographs, and it was really moving.
January 30, 2026 at 10:09 PM
The singlet told me I had to drink the beer.
January 28, 2026 at 11:14 AM
Unsolicited duck pic.
January 26, 2026 at 11:48 AM
Look at this handsome devil. Go show them some love.
Been a while… figured I should probably post something for 2026.
January 23, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Busy day pretending to be an adult…..
January 21, 2026 at 9:02 AM
Yes, I’m aware I need to clean my room.
January 18, 2026 at 7:53 AM
Not ready for another week, who wants to run away with me and join the circus? I’ll bring the snacks, you bring the suitcases full of money.
January 12, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Anyone fancy a swim?
January 11, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Physically incapable of not taking a selfie in a giant mirror.
January 10, 2026 at 4:29 AM
No kitty, it’s far too warm for this level of clingy neediness.

@poundpuppy.bsky.social your Son is just as obsessed with me as you are.
January 9, 2026 at 12:32 PM
What’s your best advice for sleeping on a stupidly hot night?
January 7, 2026 at 12:22 PM
The sky orb is angry at us.
January 7, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Me right now with my air conditioner remote and block out blinds.
January 7, 2026 at 1:55 AM
POV: you might have sat in something sticky, so you’re trying to discreetly check out your own butt
January 4, 2026 at 10:48 AM
Definitely need to work on the base tan, I’m paler than the Pantone colour of the year!
January 4, 2026 at 12:34 AM
*giggles in homosexual*
January 3, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Typical morning in Australia.
January 2, 2026 at 11:30 PM
I guess we’ll have to improvise……

💛
January 2, 2026 at 10:37 AM
What would you do with this rip in my undies?
December 27, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Damn it. I tore a hole in one of my favorite pair of undies.
December 27, 2025 at 1:11 PM
“This cheese tastes like cheese”
- @poundpuppy.bsky.social
December 26, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Alright, which one of you sneaky buggers turned up the gravity?
December 25, 2025 at 9:44 PM
What is Santa bringing you for Christmas this year?
December 24, 2025 at 1:24 PM
It just occurred to me that I am an adult with free will and if I want to eat ice cream at 3pm on a Tuesday, I can.

So I did.
December 23, 2025 at 4:04 AM