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not your real Dad
@meholt.bsky.social
be prepared for thirst traps, cat pics, nerdy excitement & teacups. Vers/switch, Sometimes awkward, sometimes a pup, Demisexual, and Polyamorous. 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺 (he/they)

Partner: @kevinreader.bsky.social

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Suns out, buns out. Jock strap hiking is the best.
The beach was fun, right up until I was running through the surf Baywatch style, tore my calf muscle, fell face first into a wave and nearly drowned myself.

Now I have to spend a few days on the couch with my leg elevated.

Anyone want to volunteer to be my personal servant while I convalesce?
November 15, 2025 at 11:30 AM
First beach trip of the season.

Dear gods I’m so pale.
November 15, 2025 at 7:31 AM
This man could fix everything that’s wrong in my life.

(But I’ll fight him to the death about tea).
November 14, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Me wanting to turn the lights off and go to bed

“Hey Siri. All life off”

Ehhhh. Close enough.
November 5, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Celebrity Traitors Australia being very generous with the use of the word “Celebrity”.
November 1, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I think I nailed the work Halloween themed meeting.
October 31, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Back to work today after some much needed time off.

Currently taking applications for a sugar daddy to fund a lifestyle of not working.
October 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
The cuddly little fur demon is being super clingy today.
October 27, 2025 at 11:19 AM
What’s your question for the magic 8 ball?
October 25, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I am the liquid HO…..
October 24, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Spent some time with Doctor Who royalty yesterday. The absolutely vibrant Carole Ann Ford.
October 20, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Happy Birthday to my sleep
paralysis demon @poundpuppy.bsky.social

Go show him so birthday love.
October 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Meanwhile in Melbourne today……
a woman wearing a hat and vest is smiling with her arms outstretched
ALT: a woman wearing a hat and vest is smiling with her arms outstretched
media.tenor.com
October 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Australian chocolate milk is never as good as Dutch chocolate milk.

True facts.
October 18, 2025 at 9:03 PM
*witty caption not found*
October 17, 2025 at 5:36 AM
That was an epic journey to end an epic holiday.

47 hours door to door to get home. I’d like to sleep now, but better wait a few more hours till a decent bed time.
October 16, 2025 at 4:55 AM
The downside to travel is you end up splitting your life between multiple places, so you’re always a little bit sad and missing people you love no matter where in the world you are.

Just 12 more hours and I should (hopefully) be home.
October 15, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Always showing off the @eagleleather.com.au in other countries.

….and my shorts tan lines need some work.
October 15, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Eventually we left Azerbaijan after off boarding a sick passenger. I hope they’re ok.

I’m now in Singapore. Missed my connecting flight - so I’ll be home 17 hours later than expected, but could be worse. 🤷🏼
October 15, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Emergency landing in Azerbaijan wasn’t on my flight anxiety bingo card for today…..
October 14, 2025 at 5:48 PM
My uber is here. Time to return home.

Thank you to absolutely everyone who has made this trip so much fun!!
October 14, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Safe travels cheese thief!!

You’ll be landing about the same time I take off. See you in a few weeks.

@poundpuppy.bsky.social
October 14, 2025 at 8:28 AM
I hugged @belowthenote.bsky.social - life goal complete :)
October 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Oh no.

Did I miss #FCF again?
October 11, 2025 at 7:24 AM
In the last 28 days, I’ve walked over half a million steps (500,302) - which is nearly 230 miles. So I’ve got a way to go before I get to 500 miles, let alone 500 more……
October 10, 2025 at 12:39 PM