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@meholt.bsky.social
be prepared for thirst traps, cat pics, nerdy excitement & teacups. Vers/switch, Sometimes awkward, sometimes a pup, Demisexual, and Polyamorous. 🏳️🌈🇦🇺 (he/they)
Partner: @kevinreader.bsky.social
https://linktr.ee/meholt
Partner: @kevinreader.bsky.social
https://linktr.ee/meholt
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Repost with a picture of you on all fours.
(Why have one, when you could have two)
[this time without the typo 🙄]
(Why have one, when you could have two)
[this time without the typo 🙄]
November 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Repost with a picture of you on all fours.
(Why have one, when you could have two)
[this time without the typo 🙄]
(Why have one, when you could have two)
[this time without the typo 🙄]
I have again failed to wake up in my Scottish castle with obscene generational wealth. I must now go to work.
Please send thoughts and prayers as I process my way through this difficult time.
Please send thoughts and prayers as I process my way through this difficult time.
November 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I have again failed to wake up in my Scottish castle with obscene generational wealth. I must now go to work.
Please send thoughts and prayers as I process my way through this difficult time.
Please send thoughts and prayers as I process my way through this difficult time.
62 years ago, the first episode of Doctor Who aired. I’m celebrating by using the same style of tea cup that Sylvester McCoy used in the 1996 movie, just before he regenerated into Paul McGann.
November 23, 2025 at 9:56 AM
62 years ago, the first episode of Doctor Who aired. I’m celebrating by using the same style of tea cup that Sylvester McCoy used in the 1996 movie, just before he regenerated into Paul McGann.
The beach was fun, right up until I was running through the surf Baywatch style, tore my calf muscle, fell face first into a wave and nearly drowned myself.
Now I have to spend a few days on the couch with my leg elevated.
Anyone want to volunteer to be my personal servant while I convalesce?
Now I have to spend a few days on the couch with my leg elevated.
Anyone want to volunteer to be my personal servant while I convalesce?
November 15, 2025 at 11:30 AM
The beach was fun, right up until I was running through the surf Baywatch style, tore my calf muscle, fell face first into a wave and nearly drowned myself.
Now I have to spend a few days on the couch with my leg elevated.
Anyone want to volunteer to be my personal servant while I convalesce?
Now I have to spend a few days on the couch with my leg elevated.
Anyone want to volunteer to be my personal servant while I convalesce?
First beach trip of the season.
Dear gods I’m so pale.
Dear gods I’m so pale.
November 15, 2025 at 7:31 AM
First beach trip of the season.
Dear gods I’m so pale.
Dear gods I’m so pale.
This man could fix everything that’s wrong in my life.
(But I’ll fight him to the death about tea).
(But I’ll fight him to the death about tea).
November 14, 2025 at 10:33 AM
This man could fix everything that’s wrong in my life.
(But I’ll fight him to the death about tea).
(But I’ll fight him to the death about tea).
Me wanting to turn the lights off and go to bed
“Hey Siri. All life off”
Ehhhh. Close enough.
“Hey Siri. All life off”
Ehhhh. Close enough.
November 5, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Me wanting to turn the lights off and go to bed
“Hey Siri. All life off”
Ehhhh. Close enough.
“Hey Siri. All life off”
Ehhhh. Close enough.
Celebrity Traitors Australia being very generous with the use of the word “Celebrity”.
November 1, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Celebrity Traitors Australia being very generous with the use of the word “Celebrity”.
I think I nailed the work Halloween themed meeting.
October 31, 2025 at 8:05 AM
I think I nailed the work Halloween themed meeting.
Back to work today after some much needed time off.
Currently taking applications for a sugar daddy to fund a lifestyle of not working.
Currently taking applications for a sugar daddy to fund a lifestyle of not working.
October 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Back to work today after some much needed time off.
Currently taking applications for a sugar daddy to fund a lifestyle of not working.
Currently taking applications for a sugar daddy to fund a lifestyle of not working.
The cuddly little fur demon is being super clingy today.
October 27, 2025 at 11:19 AM
The cuddly little fur demon is being super clingy today.
What’s your question for the magic 8 ball?
October 25, 2025 at 6:39 AM
What’s your question for the magic 8 ball?
I am the liquid HO…..
October 24, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I am the liquid HO…..
Spent some time with Doctor Who royalty yesterday. The absolutely vibrant Carole Ann Ford.
October 20, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Spent some time with Doctor Who royalty yesterday. The absolutely vibrant Carole Ann Ford.
October 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Meanwhile in Melbourne today……
a woman wearing a hat and vest is smiling with her arms outstretched
ALT: a woman wearing a hat and vest is smiling with her arms outstretched
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October 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Meanwhile in Melbourne today……
Australian chocolate milk is never as good as Dutch chocolate milk.
True facts.
True facts.
October 18, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Australian chocolate milk is never as good as Dutch chocolate milk.
True facts.
True facts.
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October 17, 2025 at 5:36 AM
*witty caption not found*
That was an epic journey to end an epic holiday.
47 hours door to door to get home. I’d like to sleep now, but better wait a few more hours till a decent bed time.
47 hours door to door to get home. I’d like to sleep now, but better wait a few more hours till a decent bed time.
October 16, 2025 at 4:55 AM
That was an epic journey to end an epic holiday.
47 hours door to door to get home. I’d like to sleep now, but better wait a few more hours till a decent bed time.
47 hours door to door to get home. I’d like to sleep now, but better wait a few more hours till a decent bed time.
The downside to travel is you end up splitting your life between multiple places, so you’re always a little bit sad and missing people you love no matter where in the world you are.
Just 12 more hours and I should (hopefully) be home.
Just 12 more hours and I should (hopefully) be home.
October 15, 2025 at 1:57 PM
The downside to travel is you end up splitting your life between multiple places, so you’re always a little bit sad and missing people you love no matter where in the world you are.
Just 12 more hours and I should (hopefully) be home.
Just 12 more hours and I should (hopefully) be home.
Always showing off the @eagleleather.com.au in other countries.
….and my shorts tan lines need some work.
….and my shorts tan lines need some work.
October 15, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Always showing off the @eagleleather.com.au in other countries.
….and my shorts tan lines need some work.
….and my shorts tan lines need some work.
Eventually we left Azerbaijan after off boarding a sick passenger. I hope they’re ok.
I’m now in Singapore. Missed my connecting flight - so I’ll be home 17 hours later than expected, but could be worse. 🤷🏼
I’m now in Singapore. Missed my connecting flight - so I’ll be home 17 hours later than expected, but could be worse. 🤷🏼
October 15, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Eventually we left Azerbaijan after off boarding a sick passenger. I hope they’re ok.
I’m now in Singapore. Missed my connecting flight - so I’ll be home 17 hours later than expected, but could be worse. 🤷🏼
I’m now in Singapore. Missed my connecting flight - so I’ll be home 17 hours later than expected, but could be worse. 🤷🏼
Emergency landing in Azerbaijan wasn’t on my flight anxiety bingo card for today…..
October 14, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Emergency landing in Azerbaijan wasn’t on my flight anxiety bingo card for today…..
My uber is here. Time to return home.
Thank you to absolutely everyone who has made this trip so much fun!!
Thank you to absolutely everyone who has made this trip so much fun!!
October 14, 2025 at 8:59 AM
My uber is here. Time to return home.
Thank you to absolutely everyone who has made this trip so much fun!!
Thank you to absolutely everyone who has made this trip so much fun!!
Safe travels cheese thief!!
You’ll be landing about the same time I take off. See you in a few weeks.
@poundpuppy.bsky.social
You’ll be landing about the same time I take off. See you in a few weeks.
@poundpuppy.bsky.social
October 14, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Safe travels cheese thief!!
You’ll be landing about the same time I take off. See you in a few weeks.
@poundpuppy.bsky.social
You’ll be landing about the same time I take off. See you in a few weeks.
@poundpuppy.bsky.social