Lookin BIG

Beer counts! But also water before and after.

I require this shirt.

What would it be? Ziplock baggy? A life preserver?

I’ve seen the yellow, red, grey, and blue trim on leather. What’s the meaning behind the white choice?

That’s hot.

Yeh. They even stole the custom made stainless steel dildo I chromed myself.

I used to be a grease monkey. Drew up plans to build the mechanism. Had some parts did a bit of fabrication. Then someone stole everything out of my garage while I was in vacation. They literally tore the garage door off to get in. Used insurance money to move and go to college. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I’ll strap you in that position on front of an old pickup truck. Via a basic mechanism, you will be machine fucked by a self-lubricating polished chrome dildo that is powered by the 350 Chevy engine you’ll hear roaring behind you. We’ll find a nice neighborhood to go for a drive. You toss newspapers

Them some good lookin dicks

True. But then sometimes it’s self-preservation and it’s the best that could be hoped for.

Yup! Diving in Beard First!

“Chapter One : Almost Too Much Ass”

Where and can I bring my flogger?

GAWD I WISH I COULD DOWNLOAD THIS.