Sparkplug Tacklehump
@sprkplgtcklhmp.bsky.social
🏳️🌈Gay Bear🧔🏻♂️, late 4️⃣0️⃣s, ♌️Leo, 🕉️Buddhist-light, mostly here for the 👨❤️💋👨gay🍑porn🌸. But also 🎲D&D, 🍺Beer, 🏍️Motorcycling, 🪷Flowers, 🍄Mushrooms, and 🍀Weed. ➕🧿🩷emoji.
Hey.
Think about your extroverts. Have one or two been out of touch for a while? Check on them. A bunch of us are Not OK these days.
Here’s my pecker.
Think about your extroverts. Have one or two been out of touch for a while? Check on them. A bunch of us are Not OK these days.
Here’s my pecker.
November 8, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Hey.
Think about your extroverts. Have one or two been out of touch for a while? Check on them. A bunch of us are Not OK these days.
Here’s my pecker.
Think about your extroverts. Have one or two been out of touch for a while? Check on them. A bunch of us are Not OK these days.
Here’s my pecker.
Yeh Saturday was pretty awesome.
@tuddjazzlr.bsky.social hosted my hubby and I. Oof still aching real good!👍🏼
@tuddjazzlr.bsky.social hosted my hubby and I. Oof still aching real good!👍🏼
October 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Yeh Saturday was pretty awesome.
@tuddjazzlr.bsky.social hosted my hubby and I. Oof still aching real good!👍🏼
@tuddjazzlr.bsky.social hosted my hubby and I. Oof still aching real good!👍🏼
I am being such a bitch today. Here are some pics of me from a while back.
September 30, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I am being such a bitch today. Here are some pics of me from a while back.
The Gaming Grandma, Shirley Curry, is quitting Skyrim. I, a fully adult human person, am bawling my eyes out right now. I think this was the final loss that it took to break me. I’ve been watching her Skyrim stories for YEARS and Years. She’s almost 90 now.
Here’s me with Orc teeth, flirting hard…
Here’s me with Orc teeth, flirting hard…
September 30, 2025 at 5:32 AM
The Gaming Grandma, Shirley Curry, is quitting Skyrim. I, a fully adult human person, am bawling my eyes out right now. I think this was the final loss that it took to break me. I’ve been watching her Skyrim stories for YEARS and Years. She’s almost 90 now.
Here’s me with Orc teeth, flirting hard…
Here’s me with Orc teeth, flirting hard…
Today I am coming out publicly as :
*Not Sir*
Frankly, I have too much decision paralysis to function as any kind of authority. In my mind “Sir” suggests at least SOME executive function. This photo shows me the last time I had to make decisions. How good to you think that went?
*Not Sir*
Frankly, I have too much decision paralysis to function as any kind of authority. In my mind “Sir” suggests at least SOME executive function. This photo shows me the last time I had to make decisions. How good to you think that went?
September 18, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Today I am coming out publicly as :
*Not Sir*
Frankly, I have too much decision paralysis to function as any kind of authority. In my mind “Sir” suggests at least SOME executive function. This photo shows me the last time I had to make decisions. How good to you think that went?
*Not Sir*
Frankly, I have too much decision paralysis to function as any kind of authority. In my mind “Sir” suggests at least SOME executive function. This photo shows me the last time I had to make decisions. How good to you think that went?
Grey Sweatpants Season Has Begun!
September 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Grey Sweatpants Season Has Begun!
Right. So. 50. Huh.
Well at least I finally look my age?
Well at least I finally look my age?
August 18, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Right. So. 50. Huh.
Well at least I finally look my age?
Well at least I finally look my age?
Massimo’s Arm
August 17, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Massimo’s Arm
From “The Faggots And Their Friends Between Revolutions” by Larry Mitchell (text) and Ned Astra (art)
August 15, 2025 at 3:10 PM
From “The Faggots And Their Friends Between Revolutions” by Larry Mitchell (text) and Ned Astra (art)
Here ye go, holes.
August 13, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Here ye go, holes.
July 8, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Even when he tries to be practical, he still ends up bougie. I love pouring hot coffee slowly over a mug full of whipped cream.
Bonus pics: Plaidstag’s security camera works! A Snow Leopard cub. And because this is a smut account, Gymnast hottie Ash Watson getting SPRRREEEAD for our entertainment.
Bonus pics: Plaidstag’s security camera works! A Snow Leopard cub. And because this is a smut account, Gymnast hottie Ash Watson getting SPRRREEEAD for our entertainment.
June 28, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Even when he tries to be practical, he still ends up bougie. I love pouring hot coffee slowly over a mug full of whipped cream.
Bonus pics: Plaidstag’s security camera works! A Snow Leopard cub. And because this is a smut account, Gymnast hottie Ash Watson getting SPRRREEEAD for our entertainment.
Bonus pics: Plaidstag’s security camera works! A Snow Leopard cub. And because this is a smut account, Gymnast hottie Ash Watson getting SPRRREEEAD for our entertainment.
Using food to show where I grew up.
June 17, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Using food to show where I grew up.
June 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
This is me after throwing my back out in a decidedly unsexy manner, flat on back with feet up in a decidedly unsexy manner. This morning I ache on the backside in a decidedly unsexy manner.
June 11, 2025 at 3:12 PM
This is me after throwing my back out in a decidedly unsexy manner, flat on back with feet up in a decidedly unsexy manner. This morning I ache on the backside in a decidedly unsexy manner.
Dressed or naked?
June 3, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Dressed or naked?
My NPC Energy
May 30, 2025 at 3:32 PM
My NPC Energy
Before. After. Later.
May 24, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Before. After. Later.
Oh crap I have more than 400 followers now for some reason.
Enjoy!
#porn #gaybear #foreskin #cabinlife
Enjoy!
#porn #gaybear #foreskin #cabinlife
May 13, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Oh crap I have more than 400 followers now for some reason.
Enjoy!
#porn #gaybear #foreskin #cabinlife
Enjoy!
#porn #gaybear #foreskin #cabinlife
Tummy Tuesday?
May 7, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Tummy Tuesday?
There’s a cub that wants a daddy to destroy his life or something. Wutchu got for me, Ulfberth?
May 6, 2025 at 6:24 AM
There’s a cub that wants a daddy to destroy his life or something. Wutchu got for me, Ulfberth?
