4InTheMorning
@4inthemorning.bsky.social
Submissive 50+ gear/bondage/SM addict in Seattle. Introvert, hobbyist writer, tinkerer of tee shirts, random bad first impressions (don't know why) and generally not quite right.
https://www.teepublic.com/user/milkshake-burps
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Honestly, this is the real reason why I want a chaise lounge…
November 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Honestly, this is the real reason why I want a chaise lounge…
Most people never got to experience the Pneumatic Tube ride. For starters, the safety measures were extreme and only allowed one rider at a time. Second, often missed in the fine print, it required signing a waiver not to seek damages in the event of enslavement/droneification/capture & mind wiping
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Most people never got to experience the Pneumatic Tube ride. For starters, the safety measures were extreme and only allowed one rider at a time. Second, often missed in the fine print, it required signing a waiver not to seek damages in the event of enslavement/droneification/capture & mind wiping
Story time at the library took on a whole new meaning when Alex became the new librarian.
November 9, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Story time at the library took on a whole new meaning when Alex became the new librarian.
Yeah… there’s audio but I can’t get the screen to come on.
Did you try all the control knobs? Try jiggling the joystick…
Did you try all the control knobs? Try jiggling the joystick…
November 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Yeah… there’s audio but I can’t get the screen to come on.
Did you try all the control knobs? Try jiggling the joystick…
Did you try all the control knobs? Try jiggling the joystick…
I was *not* a bad boy…
*BZZT*
I was being good…
*BZZT*
Ok fine, so maybe I…
*BZZT*
*BZZT*
*BZZT*
It was like the e-stim box was reading his mind…
*BZZT*
I was being good…
*BZZT*
Ok fine, so maybe I…
*BZZT*
*BZZT*
*BZZT*
It was like the e-stim box was reading his mind…
November 7, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I was *not* a bad boy…
*BZZT*
I was being good…
*BZZT*
Ok fine, so maybe I…
*BZZT*
*BZZT*
*BZZT*
It was like the e-stim box was reading his mind…
*BZZT*
I was being good…
*BZZT*
Ok fine, so maybe I…
*BZZT*
*BZZT*
*BZZT*
It was like the e-stim box was reading his mind…
The gravitational force of a black hole is so strong that it spaghettifies everything that gets pulled into it.
November 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
The gravitational force of a black hole is so strong that it spaghettifies everything that gets pulled into it.
"Wait... are we playing soccer or dodgeball?"
"Either/or. Bonus points to whoever knocks the butt plug out of him!"
Little did Martin know that he joined one of the most masochistic sects of drones there were. The hazing was brutal.
"Either/or. Bonus points to whoever knocks the butt plug out of him!"
Little did Martin know that he joined one of the most masochistic sects of drones there were. The hazing was brutal.
November 6, 2025 at 12:24 AM
"Wait... are we playing soccer or dodgeball?"
"Either/or. Bonus points to whoever knocks the butt plug out of him!"
Little did Martin know that he joined one of the most masochistic sects of drones there were. The hazing was brutal.
"Either/or. Bonus points to whoever knocks the butt plug out of him!"
Little did Martin know that he joined one of the most masochistic sects of drones there were. The hazing was brutal.
There used to be something he would do in a situation like this but he couldn’t remember. Something with his mouth? Eat? He started drooling & his lips started puckering as he crawled underneath the table toward his owner.
“That's right, you're the desert now. You're my desert.”
“That's right, you're the desert now. You're my desert.”
November 5, 2025 at 3:10 PM
There used to be something he would do in a situation like this but he couldn’t remember. Something with his mouth? Eat? He started drooling & his lips started puckering as he crawled underneath the table toward his owner.
“That's right, you're the desert now. You're my desert.”
“That's right, you're the desert now. You're my desert.”
Honey! We’re almost out of gimps, there’s only one left in the pantry!
November 4, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Honey! We’re almost out of gimps, there’s only one left in the pantry!
Yes he was getting nervous looks everywhere he went, but the real thrill was knowing that those same people would lose their minds if they knew everything he had on underneath his drysuit.
November 3, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Yes he was getting nervous looks everywhere he went, but the real thrill was knowing that those same people would lose their minds if they knew everything he had on underneath his drysuit.
There! All the party decorations are put up.
I can’t wait until tomorrow…
I can’t wait until tomorrow…
November 2, 2025 at 5:15 PM
There! All the party decorations are put up.
I can’t wait until tomorrow…
I can’t wait until tomorrow…
Old Faithful’s rebellious little brother: Lil Yeller.
November 1, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Old Faithful’s rebellious little brother: Lil Yeller.
There’s a new vampire in town and he doesn’t suck blood.
Happy Halloween y'all.
Happy Halloween y'all.
October 31, 2025 at 1:40 PM
There’s a new vampire in town and he doesn’t suck blood.
Happy Halloween y'all.
Happy Halloween y'all.
New band names, take your pick:
The Meaty Teats
The Mighty Teats
They really know how to produce.
The Meaty Teats
The Mighty Teats
They really know how to produce.
October 31, 2025 at 5:38 AM
New band names, take your pick:
The Meaty Teats
The Mighty Teats
They really know how to produce.
The Meaty Teats
The Mighty Teats
They really know how to produce.
He was tricked and treated once he realized his boyfriend had no intention of actually letting him believe that being a duct tape crash mummy was an actual Halloween costume.
October 30, 2025 at 2:10 PM
He was tricked and treated once he realized his boyfriend had no intention of actually letting him believe that being a duct tape crash mummy was an actual Halloween costume.
Randy’s halloween superhero suit made of duct tape *sounded* like a good idea at the time even though it was quickly proving to be difficult to move in. The friend who helped tape him up saw the opportunity and decided to keep going. Unsurprisingly, Randy got to stay home for a private party.
October 29, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Randy’s halloween superhero suit made of duct tape *sounded* like a good idea at the time even though it was quickly proving to be difficult to move in. The friend who helped tape him up saw the opportunity and decided to keep going. Unsurprisingly, Randy got to stay home for a private party.
🎶 Inch worm inch worm🎶
Hey, you’re not inching!
“Mgpk mmrh”
No complaints, more inching!
🎶 Inch worm inch worm🎶
Hey, you’re not inching!
“Mgpk mmrh”
No complaints, more inching!
🎶 Inch worm inch worm🎶
October 28, 2025 at 2:02 PM
🎶 Inch worm inch worm🎶
Hey, you’re not inching!
“Mgpk mmrh”
No complaints, more inching!
🎶 Inch worm inch worm🎶
Hey, you’re not inching!
“Mgpk mmrh”
No complaints, more inching!
🎶 Inch worm inch worm🎶
Interactive art at its finest
October 27, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Interactive art at its finest
The valet service was impeccable, ensuring no one tried anything funny. The only occasional complaint were about suspicious ass prints on the car seats.
October 26, 2025 at 9:46 PM
The valet service was impeccable, ensuring no one tried anything funny. The only occasional complaint were about suspicious ass prints on the car seats.
I have what I call a Free Associative Disorder…
Also known as:
Am I the only one who sees shit like this?
Also known as:
Am I the only one who sees shit like this?
October 25, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I have what I call a Free Associative Disorder…
Also known as:
Am I the only one who sees shit like this?
Also known as:
Am I the only one who sees shit like this?
Back in the day we had 1-800 sex numbers you could call to meet supposedly like mind people or leave messages like personal ads. I think this might explain some of the call quality issues that were encountered.
October 24, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Back in the day we had 1-800 sex numbers you could call to meet supposedly like mind people or leave messages like personal ads. I think this might explain some of the call quality issues that were encountered.
Peek a boo, no one sees you…
October 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Peek a boo, no one sees you…
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Visitors to the gallery applauded the lifelike sculpture and the artist's statement about "the many forms of bondage in which one can live" while never knowing of the hypnotic trance that kept the model rigidly immobile during the show.
October 22, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Visitors to the gallery applauded the lifelike sculpture and the artist's statement about "the many forms of bondage in which one can live" while never knowing of the hypnotic trance that kept the model rigidly immobile during the show.
The weekend hunt went well.
Three targets had been captured and stashed while a fourth that was particularly tricky to catch was eventually caught, and is seen as a particularly valuable trophy.
Three targets had been captured and stashed while a fourth that was particularly tricky to catch was eventually caught, and is seen as a particularly valuable trophy.
October 21, 2025 at 3:10 PM
The weekend hunt went well.
Three targets had been captured and stashed while a fourth that was particularly tricky to catch was eventually caught, and is seen as a particularly valuable trophy.
Three targets had been captured and stashed while a fourth that was particularly tricky to catch was eventually caught, and is seen as a particularly valuable trophy.