4InTheMorning
@4inthemorning.bsky.social
Submissive 50+ gear/bondage/SM addict in Seattle. Introvert, hobbyist writer, tinkerer of tee shirts, random bad first impressions (don't know why) and generally not quite right.
https://www.teepublic.com/user/milkshake-burps
https://www.teepublic.com/user/milkshake-burps
I do *not* have an obsession…
I can quit anytime I want.
Don’t touch these though…
I can quit anytime I want.
Don’t touch these though…
November 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I do *not* have an obsession…
I can quit anytime I want.
Don’t touch these though…
I can quit anytime I want.
Don’t touch these though…
After half an hour of sweaty efforts he had to concede to the inevitable.
“OK fine, maybe my leather is a *little* too tight. Catch me will you? I’m about to slide out of this chair, if I hit the floor I can't get back up...”
“OK fine, maybe my leather is a *little* too tight. Catch me will you? I’m about to slide out of this chair, if I hit the floor I can't get back up...”
November 20, 2025 at 3:09 PM
After half an hour of sweaty efforts he had to concede to the inevitable.
“OK fine, maybe my leather is a *little* too tight. Catch me will you? I’m about to slide out of this chair, if I hit the floor I can't get back up...”
“OK fine, maybe my leather is a *little* too tight. Catch me will you? I’m about to slide out of this chair, if I hit the floor I can't get back up...”
Being an introvert had its drawbacks & he realized that the others had forgotten about him. Hours after smelling their barbecued dinner from the other side of the cabin, the muted noises from inside gave no indication of him being freed anytime soon & still he debated if he wanted to be freed or not
November 19, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Being an introvert had its drawbacks & he realized that the others had forgotten about him. Hours after smelling their barbecued dinner from the other side of the cabin, the muted noises from inside gave no indication of him being freed anytime soon & still he debated if he wanted to be freed or not
Hanging beef to dry is called Aging and it both tenderizes and improves the flavor.
Make of that what you will.
Make of that what you will.
November 18, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Hanging beef to dry is called Aging and it both tenderizes and improves the flavor.
Make of that what you will.
Make of that what you will.
Waking up in unfamiliar places:
"Ohh Christ, Again?"
"Ohh Christ, Again?"
November 17, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Waking up in unfamiliar places:
"Ohh Christ, Again?"
"Ohh Christ, Again?"
The ultimate meditation & relaxation pod. It’ll even breathe for you.
November 16, 2025 at 5:20 PM
The ultimate meditation & relaxation pod. It’ll even breathe for you.
It was decided that to move his therapy along, a different approach was needed.
November 15, 2025 at 4:42 PM
It was decided that to move his therapy along, a different approach was needed.
As the hours slowly passed with no hint of his partner coming back to free him, he had to admit that: Yes, he had been acting up & yes, he didn't know when to quit. He also wondered if he really was going to be left in the barn until he learned his lesson. Being a smart ass was a weak point for him.
November 14, 2025 at 3:25 PM
As the hours slowly passed with no hint of his partner coming back to free him, he had to admit that: Yes, he had been acting up & yes, he didn't know when to quit. He also wondered if he really was going to be left in the barn until he learned his lesson. Being a smart ass was a weak point for him.
When perverts get “bright ideas” they don’t always get light bulbs over their heads…
November 13, 2025 at 3:17 PM
When perverts get “bright ideas” they don’t always get light bulbs over their heads…
There’s more than one way to silence someone…
November 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
There’s more than one way to silence someone…
Honestly, this is the real reason why I want a chaise lounge…
November 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Honestly, this is the real reason why I want a chaise lounge…
Most people never got to experience the Pneumatic Tube ride. For starters, the safety measures were extreme and only allowed one rider at a time. Second, often missed in the fine print, it required signing a waiver not to seek damages in the event of enslavement/droneification/capture & mind wiping
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Most people never got to experience the Pneumatic Tube ride. For starters, the safety measures were extreme and only allowed one rider at a time. Second, often missed in the fine print, it required signing a waiver not to seek damages in the event of enslavement/droneification/capture & mind wiping
Story time at the library took on a whole new meaning when Alex became the new librarian.
November 9, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Story time at the library took on a whole new meaning when Alex became the new librarian.
Yeah… there’s audio but I can’t get the screen to come on.
Did you try all the control knobs? Try jiggling the joystick…
Did you try all the control knobs? Try jiggling the joystick…
November 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Yeah… there’s audio but I can’t get the screen to come on.
Did you try all the control knobs? Try jiggling the joystick…
Did you try all the control knobs? Try jiggling the joystick…
I was *not* a bad boy…
*BZZT*
I was being good…
*BZZT*
Ok fine, so maybe I…
*BZZT*
*BZZT*
*BZZT*
It was like the e-stim box was reading his mind…
*BZZT*
I was being good…
*BZZT*
Ok fine, so maybe I…
*BZZT*
*BZZT*
*BZZT*
It was like the e-stim box was reading his mind…
November 7, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I was *not* a bad boy…
*BZZT*
I was being good…
*BZZT*
Ok fine, so maybe I…
*BZZT*
*BZZT*
*BZZT*
It was like the e-stim box was reading his mind…
*BZZT*
I was being good…
*BZZT*
Ok fine, so maybe I…
*BZZT*
*BZZT*
*BZZT*
It was like the e-stim box was reading his mind…
The gravitational force of a black hole is so strong that it spaghettifies everything that gets pulled into it.
November 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
The gravitational force of a black hole is so strong that it spaghettifies everything that gets pulled into it.
"Wait... are we playing soccer or dodgeball?"
"Either/or. Bonus points to whoever knocks the butt plug out of him!"
Little did Martin know that he joined one of the most masochistic sects of drones there were. The hazing was brutal.
"Either/or. Bonus points to whoever knocks the butt plug out of him!"
Little did Martin know that he joined one of the most masochistic sects of drones there were. The hazing was brutal.
November 6, 2025 at 12:24 AM
"Wait... are we playing soccer or dodgeball?"
"Either/or. Bonus points to whoever knocks the butt plug out of him!"
Little did Martin know that he joined one of the most masochistic sects of drones there were. The hazing was brutal.
"Either/or. Bonus points to whoever knocks the butt plug out of him!"
Little did Martin know that he joined one of the most masochistic sects of drones there were. The hazing was brutal.
There used to be something he would do in a situation like this but he couldn’t remember. Something with his mouth? Eat? He started drooling & his lips started puckering as he crawled underneath the table toward his owner.
“That's right, you're the desert now. You're my desert.”
“That's right, you're the desert now. You're my desert.”
November 5, 2025 at 3:10 PM
There used to be something he would do in a situation like this but he couldn’t remember. Something with his mouth? Eat? He started drooling & his lips started puckering as he crawled underneath the table toward his owner.
“That's right, you're the desert now. You're my desert.”
“That's right, you're the desert now. You're my desert.”
Honey! We’re almost out of gimps, there’s only one left in the pantry!
November 4, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Honey! We’re almost out of gimps, there’s only one left in the pantry!
Yes he was getting nervous looks everywhere he went, but the real thrill was knowing that those same people would lose their minds if they knew everything he had on underneath his drysuit.
November 3, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Yes he was getting nervous looks everywhere he went, but the real thrill was knowing that those same people would lose their minds if they knew everything he had on underneath his drysuit.
There! All the party decorations are put up.
I can’t wait until tomorrow…
I can’t wait until tomorrow…
November 2, 2025 at 5:15 PM
There! All the party decorations are put up.
I can’t wait until tomorrow…
I can’t wait until tomorrow…
Old Faithful’s rebellious little brother: Lil Yeller.
November 1, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Old Faithful’s rebellious little brother: Lil Yeller.
There’s a new vampire in town and he doesn’t suck blood.
Happy Halloween y'all.
Happy Halloween y'all.
October 31, 2025 at 1:40 PM
There’s a new vampire in town and he doesn’t suck blood.
Happy Halloween y'all.
Happy Halloween y'all.
New band names, take your pick:
The Meaty Teats
The Mighty Teats
They really know how to produce.
The Meaty Teats
The Mighty Teats
They really know how to produce.
October 31, 2025 at 5:38 AM
New band names, take your pick:
The Meaty Teats
The Mighty Teats
They really know how to produce.
The Meaty Teats
The Mighty Teats
They really know how to produce.
He was tricked and treated once he realized his boyfriend had no intention of actually letting him believe that being a duct tape crash mummy was an actual Halloween costume.
October 30, 2025 at 2:10 PM
He was tricked and treated once he realized his boyfriend had no intention of actually letting him believe that being a duct tape crash mummy was an actual Halloween costume.