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So excited to get three new to me bags of @springheeldjack.coffee today! Everything I've had from them previously has been really tasty, so I can't wait to give Bell Witch, Butterfly Dude's Blue-Eyed Blend, and Frogman a try!
October 16, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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dan bongino and kash patel lying unconscious on the ground after bonking their heads together as they both bent down to examine what is later determined to be their own footprints
September 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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(guy who controls the government) it was uh, the Deeper State
July 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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ICE officers are now reportedly required to meet arrest quotas each day, from a few hundred to between 1,200 and 1,500 nationwide. Jonathan Blitzer reports on the mystery of the agency’s unidentifiable arrests.
The Mystery of ICE’s Unidentifiable Arrests
In early March, the agency announced that it had arrested forty-eight people in New Mexico—a month later, their identities and whereabouts remain unknown.
nyer.cm
April 19, 2025 at 9:59 PM
thinking optimistically here, but maybe the stock market will crash hard enough that the coffee commodity price drops enough to offset these tariffs 🤔
April 7, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Trump is imposing a 10% tariff on the Heard and McDonald Islands.

The Heard and McDonald Islands are uninhabited.
April 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Stupid fucking Reddit ass country. Bacon Narwhal ass regime. Back in my day autocrats at least had the common courtesy to not make corruption into le epic 420 meme reference. Have some self-respect.
November 13, 2024 at 1:02 AM
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In this Ohio diner, it was a tradition: steak with ketchup, a can of diet coke, then go on camera to scream at an ally for being "disrespectful" on tv. But now the woke mob is taking all of that away.
February 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
That video of those clowns trying to bully Zelenskyy is making my blood boil, I can’t even finish it. I’m so embarrassed that these are our elected leaders man
February 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
This is my first time sending beans to Bucharest, shout out to #romania 🇷🇴
February 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I gotta stop looking at political news for a couple of days, this shit is just depressing
February 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
NEW COFFEE AD IS OUT!! Butterfly Dude’s Blue Eyed Blend! Henry is a true genius with ad copy #coffee #lpotl
February 19, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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I highly recommend giving @springheeldjack.coffee a go. They’ve been my go to for beans for years now. Great customer service, too.
February 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Got some hoodies up on the site!
February 19, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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“MaYbe shE’s goiNg to be in TroUble nOw”

Maybe he can learn to read. The Constitution would be a good place to start
Tom Homan says he sent an email to the Deputy AG asking if AOC is crossing the line by providing webinars to undocumented immigrants: I’m not an attorney… maybe AOC is going to be in trouble now
February 14, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Really interesting little op-ed on the current coffee market! I encourage everyone to read it, it’s short and not full of jargon royalcoffee.com/navigating-t...

Had no idea this was partly because of shipping market consolidation + speculators
Navigating The High C Market: Insights From Royal Coffee’s Cofounder & Team | Royal Coffee
The coffee market has reached historic highs, leaving roasters and buyers facing difficult pricing decisions. Between rising shipping costs, unpredictable
royalcoffee.com
February 13, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Coffee futures are up 100% YoY 😭 this is so lame!
February 13, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Got my @springheeldjack.coffee beans today and I'm so excited for tomorrow mornings latte!
February 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM
They are actually speed-running a collapse

C-market (high price = higher bean price) reaching all-time highs AGAIN, and the first spike was inflation and climate change, this one was entirely avoidable.

Not fun being in an import-heavy business as your country becomes a pariah state 🤪
February 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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saw your newsletter, ty for always being transparent (and REAL) about shit. it's rough out there, mad props to you, as always. grateful 4ever 2 b your customer
January 27, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I hate raising prices on beans, but I DOUBLY hate it when it’s because of some pointless trade war + climate change weather patterns
January 27, 2025 at 2:22 AM