Fatherhood is learning to make espresso one handed while bouncing
December 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Fatherhood is learning to make espresso one handed while bouncing
Ou lost cuz they sided with that right wing grifter girl
December 20, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Ou lost cuz they sided with that right wing grifter girl
Adulthood starts when you give Wikipedia $3
December 8, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Adulthood starts when you give Wikipedia $3
Mandate of Heaven
Is Mateer’s headband carefully arranged to be a horns down? Or is that just providence?
September 7, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Mandate of Heaven
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Many people are saying
September 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Many people are saying
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John Mateer is one of those QBs I’ll accept no notes on. Sidearm a fade. Dive headfirst into two defensive linemen. Look at him looking a gift horse in the mouth and walking under ladders. God loves him and that’s why he’s immune to fire and fall damage.
September 7, 2025 at 1:09 AM
John Mateer is one of those QBs I’ll accept no notes on. Sidearm a fade. Dive headfirst into two defensive linemen. Look at him looking a gift horse in the mouth and walking under ladders. God loves him and that’s why he’s immune to fire and fall damage.
Who up booming they sooner
September 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Who up booming they sooner
I'm really early to this one so hop on the train when I say: The Count of Monte Cristo goes crazy standardebooks.org/ebooks/alexa...
The Count of Monte Cristo, by Alexandre Dumas. Translated by Chapman and Hall - Free ebook download
Free epub ebook download of the Standard Ebooks edition of The Count of Monte Cristo: A man seeks revenge for having been falsely imprisoned years earlier.
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September 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I'm really early to this one so hop on the train when I say: The Count of Monte Cristo goes crazy standardebooks.org/ebooks/alexa...
When you say something so putting together a team phobic and I hit you with the Ocean's 11 stare:
Love to watch a movie about putting together a team
August 29, 2025 at 12:59 PM
When you say something so putting together a team phobic and I hit you with the Ocean's 11 stare:
Love to watch a movie about putting together a team
August 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Love to watch a movie about putting together a team
Yumi Zouma going heavy is an incredible development we love to see artists youtu.be/rhMIyKcF6qk?...
Yumi Zouma - Blister (Official Video)
YouTube video by Yumi Zouma
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June 13, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Yumi Zouma going heavy is an incredible development we love to see artists youtu.be/rhMIyKcF6qk?...
As someone who works in backyards of homes for a living my most boomer take is that it was good when kids had dog poop clean up as a chore.
March 28, 2025 at 12:19 PM
As someone who works in backyards of homes for a living my most boomer take is that it was good when kids had dog poop clean up as a chore.
What’s hot classic doesn’t work anymore, too many skeeters skeeting for 12 likes to mean banger post
March 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
What’s hot classic doesn’t work anymore, too many skeeters skeeting for 12 likes to mean banger post
Concocting things in the lab.
March 8, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Concocting things in the lab.
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A lot of people are about to realize their bullshit email jobs are at least partially supported by the federal government
January 28, 2025 at 12:37 PM
A lot of people are about to realize their bullshit email jobs are at least partially supported by the federal government
Ate a bahn mi and installed my new snip grip in my copper scissors
January 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Ate a bahn mi and installed my new snip grip in my copper scissors
The cure to male loneliness is doing as many pushups as you can a few times a day
January 19, 2025 at 9:09 PM
The cure to male loneliness is doing as many pushups as you can a few times a day
So is this place still funny or is it basically 2016 resistance Twitter? Haven’t been on in a few months
January 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
So is this place still funny or is it basically 2016 resistance Twitter? Haven’t been on in a few months
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YEAHHHHHHH A WORKING TOASTER POP TARTS BOWL TROPHY!!! @poptartsbowl.bsky.social
(Feels good to tweet about it now)
(Feels good to tweet about it now)
December 15, 2024 at 11:05 PM
YEAHHHHHHH A WORKING TOASTER POP TARTS BOWL TROPHY!!! @poptartsbowl.bsky.social
(Feels good to tweet about it now)
(Feels good to tweet about it now)
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Y'ALL, THE S'MOYSTER IS NOT GOOD
December 2, 2024 at 3:21 AM
Y'ALL, THE S'MOYSTER IS NOT GOOD
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l’étoile bleue (Blue Star) by Joan Miró, 1972, 📸 by @RomanPuno
November 24, 2024 at 4:30 PM
l’étoile bleue (Blue Star) by Joan Miró, 1972, 📸 by @RomanPuno
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im a psyop but im not paid I just feel like doing this
November 30, 2024 at 12:18 AM
im a psyop but im not paid I just feel like doing this