Mr. Braps
spramplebraps.bsky.social
Mr. Braps
@spramplebraps.bsky.social
I read this several times. Laughed harder on each try.
i wish neil armstrong had brutally flubbed the moon landing line. that's one small step for moon. one small step ON moon. for a man. one giant man.. 's leap. one GIANT LEAP for moonkind. moon man. one giant moon for manmind. you can hear buzz rollin around in the lander, just howling
December 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Co-worker: Sends self-described ‘friendly email reminder’.

Me: Uh no, *I’ll* decide if this email is friendly. <squints suspiciously>
October 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I remember this concert during the “Rock out with your Bach out” World Tour in ‘86. Opening act was the Bangles. Good times.
September 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Remember kids: It doesn’t even need to be effective. It just needs to appear punitive and cruel for his scuffknuckle mouth breathers to enthusiastically mouth-foam over it.
Perfect to deter immigrants who've never heard of nighttime or gloves...
August 20, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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🎯
July 21, 2025 at 1:54 AM
The states: Delusion, Denial
July 15, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Ctrl-R
Therapy
Prison
Men will block the release of the Epstein list instead of just going to therapy.
July 15, 2025 at 1:58 PM
The sole neighbor in my neighborhood that still had a “Tumrp 2024” yard sign up, just took it down. Wonder which embarrassing, reckless, childish behavior by the commander im grief made him remove it?
June 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Turtles are awesome.
Turtle Mutual Aid:
June 16, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I don’t know who to root for..
June 5, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Invest in popcorn futures.
June 5, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Does spectacular wealth excuse depravity? Some thoughts on Elon Musk and moral character.
June 5, 2025 at 1:45 PM
“…Make it even more Punisher-y, Daddy…pleeez…”
May 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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The perverting effect of money.
May 4, 2025 at 10:15 PM
On a ‘dead soul stare’ scale of 0 to Stevie Miller, ol’ Marco is hovering at 9. #ETTD
“I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel, I focus on the pain, the only thing that’s real”
April 28, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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If these idiots can manipulate Trump so easily imagine what Putin has been able to do.
incredible scenes when you have a president who hasn't achieved object permanence
April 19, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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He’s threatening media companies who are critical of him.

He’s talking about sending Americans to foreign prisons.

He’s signing executive orders to investigate former staff members who spoke out against him.

He’s defying the Supreme Court.

Don’t you see what’s happening here?
April 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Good news everyone. The bone spurs have healed!
Trump’s medical reports list “scaring on the right ear from a gunshot would” as a “significant” abnormality.
April 13, 2025 at 7:17 PM
The question we’ll be asking for the next 4 years is.. ”is this incompetence or is it malice?”
The simultaneous crash of the stock market and the bond market is super ominous. But also a totally foreseeable consequence of this insane tariff policy.

So is it incompetence or part of a plan to crash the economy? An increasingly important question.
April 9, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Same
The reason I have been unwaveringly NeverTrump from the beginning is it’s always been obvious to me that Trump is a bad person whose personal values are fundamentally at odds with the values of American liberal democracy. Not a flawed person, as we all are. But a bad person.
Reporter: The president of El Salvador said he would be willing to take American citizens in federal prison population.

Trump: I love that
April 7, 2025 at 2:01 PM
So.. does the MadMax phase usually come before the Hunger Games phase, or.. how does this all work?
April 7, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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What a fucking idiot.
April 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
HONK TOUCH, ‘MURICA
April 5, 2025 at 12:46 PM
mood
It’s so weird how we’re all just working like this is still a normal country.
March 31, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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the Dunkin’ logo has never felt more accurate
March 29, 2025 at 4:06 PM