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I’ll always remember what I was doing when TikTok died. I was scrolling TikTok.
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I would like for wealthy people excited for tax cuts to sign a piece of paper acknowledging that every dollar they get in tax breaks is going to be paid for by someone else…either someone not getting healthcare or SNAP or some future person paying higher taxes to pay the interest on our new debt.
July 2, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I would like for wealthy people excited for tax cuts to sign a piece of paper acknowledging that every dollar they get in tax breaks is going to be paid for by someone else…either someone not getting healthcare or SNAP or some future person paying higher taxes to pay the interest on our new debt.
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My sign for tomorrow. Hope I hear horns! 😆
June 14, 2025 at 12:51 AM
My sign for tomorrow. Hope I hear horns! 😆
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June 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I hope he knows how much he is hated.
June 14, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I hope he knows how much he is hated.
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No one looks as horrible as Jake Tapper does right now.
May his book rot on shelves wherever good people gather.
May his book rot on shelves wherever good people gather.
May 18, 2025 at 11:23 PM
No one looks as horrible as Jake Tapper does right now.
May his book rot on shelves wherever good people gather.
May his book rot on shelves wherever good people gather.
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WHY DOES SHE HAVE THE GREATEST ARTISTS OF ALL-TIME & I ONLY GET KID ROCK??? WAAAAAHHH!!!!! 😩
May 19, 2025 at 9:42 PM
WHY DOES SHE HAVE THE GREATEST ARTISTS OF ALL-TIME & I ONLY GET KID ROCK??? WAAAAAHHH!!!!! 😩
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Terrible things are happening outside. At any time of night and day, poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart; men, women and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared. - Anne Frank
May 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Terrible things are happening outside. At any time of night and day, poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart; men, women and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared. - Anne Frank
Whoever is running this simulation needs to reboot the operating system because there’s a critical fucking error in the program.
May 1, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Whoever is running this simulation needs to reboot the operating system because there’s a critical fucking error in the program.
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“Totally not photoshopped”
May 1, 2025 at 12:28 AM
“Totally not photoshopped”
If the Clintons were really so connected and efficient covering crimes he would be dead already.
May 1, 2025 at 12:20 AM
If the Clintons were really so connected and efficient covering crimes he would be dead already.
And Harrison spent 70 of those days dead
Worst 100 days since William Henry Harrison.
April 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
And Harrison spent 70 of those days dead
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personally would like to see every store show what part of the price increase is due to tariffs bc if these tariffs ever come down, i need to see that price go right back down
April 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
personally would like to see every store show what part of the price increase is due to tariffs bc if these tariffs ever come down, i need to see that price go right back down
I’m writing bangers over here
April 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I’m writing bangers over here
Echo hos long to die in rain
April 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Echo hos long to die in rain
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Today at least two judges were arrested for acts that are not criminally illegal and a two year old U.S. citizen was kidnapped and shipped to Honduras by ICE, who called it a "deportation."
Are we great again yet?
Are we great again yet?
April 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Today at least two judges were arrested for acts that are not criminally illegal and a two year old U.S. citizen was kidnapped and shipped to Honduras by ICE, who called it a "deportation."
Are we great again yet?
Are we great again yet?
I don’t want one but it will eventually just be my turn.
Someday, everyone will have their own podcast.
April 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I don’t want one but it will eventually just be my turn.
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I'll bet arresting judges will really lower the price of eggs
April 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I'll bet arresting judges will really lower the price of eggs
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Tesla's finances are in the shitter ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha oops I mean how terrible for the Space Nazi
April 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Tesla's finances are in the shitter ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha oops I mean how terrible for the Space Nazi
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Elon Musk: “I work 180 hours a week and have 14ish kids. Why can’t everyone else work 180 hours a week and have 14ish kids?”
The pile of 100 billion dollars in the corner of his bedroom: “I dunno man, it just doesn’t make sense…”
The pile of 100 billion dollars in the corner of his bedroom: “I dunno man, it just doesn’t make sense…”
April 23, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Elon Musk: “I work 180 hours a week and have 14ish kids. Why can’t everyone else work 180 hours a week and have 14ish kids?”
The pile of 100 billion dollars in the corner of his bedroom: “I dunno man, it just doesn’t make sense…”
The pile of 100 billion dollars in the corner of his bedroom: “I dunno man, it just doesn’t make sense…”
Just one more year until I get to work another 30 years then retirement!
April 24, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Just one more year until I get to work another 30 years then retirement!
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Day 91 of asking the President, with no reply, when my total costs of living will decrease, as was promised, if elected.
April 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Day 91 of asking the President, with no reply, when my total costs of living will decrease, as was promised, if elected.
A lot of us aren’t going to financially recover from what’s happening right now
a cartoon dog is sitting at a table in front of a fire with the words `` it 's fine '' written above him .
ALT: a cartoon dog is sitting at a table in front of a fire with the words `` it 's fine '' written above him .
media.tenor.com
April 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
A lot of us aren’t going to financially recover from what’s happening right now
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Lost 1/5th (soon to be 1/4th) of my retirement savings but at least a highly qualified black woman isn’t President.
April 22, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Lost 1/5th (soon to be 1/4th) of my retirement savings but at least a highly qualified black woman isn’t President.
Me: I could use some help with the grocery list.
My kid:
My kid:
April 23, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Me: I could use some help with the grocery list.
My kid:
My kid: