Report: It Nice That Linemen Feel Comfortable Showing Off Bare Bellies

*going into any average American deli* ah delightful, a glass cabinet filled to the brim with the very wettest of hams! how delectable to me, a pervert

Man Knows Exactly Which Asshole Got Him Sick theonion.com/man-kno...

I wanna be a dreamer, but these reports will always ground me.

“Don’t trust everything you read on the internet.”

AI search results: what if I did tho

Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?

Oh no TikTok is back and now the Chinese government (the only group that has ever mishandled or misused personal data) knows who I am again.

it genuinely sucks that basically nothing on the internet works well anymore. search? barely works. social media? filled with garbage engagement-bait designed to game the algorithm. news websites? pages that refresh at random or so covered in video ads that it’s impossible to read stories

All my friends play Magic, so now I play it. My sister’s super into it, so I know I won’t win.

Instead, I’m gonna make everyone lose.

They’re going under the table, staying there, then climbing out to get me a drink and crawling back under—over and over.

it kicks ass that we've fully moved on from a model of internet success based on organically developing an audience who rewards you for creating interesting or entertaining work to everyone desperately trying to cheat their way into an audience so they can then scam them with various schemes

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10pm at your parents’ house as an adult feels like 3am at your own apartment.

It’s good that BlueSky doesn’t have a save draft option. I can immediately throw my thoughts in the garbage can where they belong

'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat,' Says General

As Josh was saying