Lydia Crash, Erisian Witch
@spiralcrash.bsky.social
I myself am strange and unusual.
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honestly prior to today i would've picked Nixon / Reagan as the Presidential pair most likely to have blown each other
November 14, 2025 at 8:50 PM
honestly prior to today i would've picked Nixon / Reagan as the Presidential pair most likely to have blown each other
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Laying in bed, wracked with sobs while you cling tightly to a nitrous balloon and listen to Kermit sing Rainbow Connection is how you divorce, you cowards.
October 26, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Laying in bed, wracked with sobs while you cling tightly to a nitrous balloon and listen to Kermit sing Rainbow Connection is how you divorce, you cowards.
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Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/
October 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/
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Netanyahu: ‘These So-Called Genocide Experts Have Probably Never Committed A Genocide In Their Lives’
Netanyahu: ‘These So-Called Genocide Experts Have Probably Never Committed A Genocide In Their Lives’
JERUSALEM—In response to an independent United Nations inquiry concluding that Israel is committing an ongoing genocide against Palestinians in Gaza, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu issued a defiant...
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September 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Netanyahu: ‘These So-Called Genocide Experts Have Probably Never Committed A Genocide In Their Lives’
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The 16-year-old who shot two students in a Colorado high school on the same day Charlie Kirk was killed was a virulent white supremacist and antisemite www.denverpost.com/2025/09/11/e...
‘Radicalized’ Evergreen High School shooter appeared to hold antisemitic, violent views in online accounts
Social media accounts that appear to be connected to the 16-year-old shooter are littered with references to mass shootings and antisemitic views, The Denver Post found.
www.denverpost.com
September 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
The 16-year-old who shot two students in a Colorado high school on the same day Charlie Kirk was killed was a virulent white supremacist and antisemite www.denverpost.com/2025/09/11/e...
I read someone saying they're already "sick of hearing about Charlie Kirk" and to me, that just feels like saying, "I'm sick of champagne" ... I just can not relate. Cheers! 🥂
September 11, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I read someone saying they're already "sick of hearing about Charlie Kirk" and to me, that just feels like saying, "I'm sick of champagne" ... I just can not relate. Cheers! 🥂
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Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing
Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing
LOS ANGELES—Responding to escalating clashes between civilian activists and militarized immigration authorities, Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass publicly urged protesters Monday not to give the Trump adm...
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September 6, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing
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All hail! SPINAL TAP name checks US in this magnificent article in THE GUARDIAN. Spoiler-we're cited in the very last quote!
www.theguardian.com/film/2025/se...
www.theguardian.com/film/2025/se...
‘Our songs last three minutes but they feel like an hour’: the return of Spinal Tap – an exclusive that goes up to 11!
Over 40 years since This Is Spinal Tap was mistaken for a comedy, its hard-rocking subjects are back for a legally obligated final gig. Our writer smells the glove
www.theguardian.com
September 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
All hail! SPINAL TAP name checks US in this magnificent article in THE GUARDIAN. Spoiler-we're cited in the very last quote!
www.theguardian.com/film/2025/se...
www.theguardian.com/film/2025/se...
Tragically abandoned at a David Bowie theme night at a local semi-friendly club. It was quite... mediocre. Myself, I refuse to let mediocrity infect me. "If you pussies had any guts you'd play some tracks from Blackstar!" #TheFunOne #BreathingLifeIntoThisTiredAffair #Lazarus
August 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Tragically abandoned at a David Bowie theme night at a local semi-friendly club. It was quite... mediocre. Myself, I refuse to let mediocrity infect me. "If you pussies had any guts you'd play some tracks from Blackstar!" #TheFunOne #BreathingLifeIntoThisTiredAffair #Lazarus
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I love to show up every day for my job, which is standing around holding the front of my tactical vest and getting told to choke to death by thousands of passers-by while 11 of my coworkers handcuff a roofer on his way to work. Every night I drive 80 minutes home, thinking about nothing at all.
August 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I love to show up every day for my job, which is standing around holding the front of my tactical vest and getting told to choke to death by thousands of passers-by while 11 of my coworkers handcuff a roofer on his way to work. Every night I drive 80 minutes home, thinking about nothing at all.
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Sudden federal takeovers of America’s cities will apparently be the new normal.
Several officials, including one senior administration official, told Rolling Stone that it is now a priority to normalize military deployments to cities across the country.
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Several officials, including one senior administration official, told Rolling Stone that it is now a priority to normalize military deployments to cities across the country.
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August 14, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Sudden federal takeovers of America’s cities will apparently be the new normal.
Several officials, including one senior administration official, told Rolling Stone that it is now a priority to normalize military deployments to cities across the country.
trib.al/lBDqiNi
Several officials, including one senior administration official, told Rolling Stone that it is now a priority to normalize military deployments to cities across the country.
trib.al/lBDqiNi
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Tom Lehrer died today. He was one of the great comedians our culture ever produced. Without Tom, there's no Weird Al, probably no that entire branch of comedy.
He went alone and beat the odds.
youtu.be/frAEmhqdLFs?...
He went alone and beat the odds.
youtu.be/frAEmhqdLFs?...
Tom Lehrer - We Will All Go Together When We Go
YouTube video by The Tom Lehrer Wisdom Channel
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July 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Tom Lehrer died today. He was one of the great comedians our culture ever produced. Without Tom, there's no Weird Al, probably no that entire branch of comedy.
He went alone and beat the odds.
youtu.be/frAEmhqdLFs?...
He went alone and beat the odds.
youtu.be/frAEmhqdLFs?...
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This is basically the story of modern anarchist politics
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
If you look at the Epstein story through the lens of his victims and their life stories you get a story about every powerful institution in public life failing on any measure of accountability but repeatedly being outmatched by the courage of teenagers, sex workers, and runaways
July 25, 2025 at 2:56 AM
This is basically the story of modern anarchist politics
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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This was the order of events:
1. Paramount acceded to Trump’s extortion by paying a bribe.
2. Stephen Colbert calls his employer out for doing that.
3. Paramount fires Stephen Colbert for being honest about Trump.
4. Proving Trump’s bribe worked.
1. Paramount acceded to Trump’s extortion by paying a bribe.
2. Stephen Colbert calls his employer out for doing that.
3. Paramount fires Stephen Colbert for being honest about Trump.
4. Proving Trump’s bribe worked.
July 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
This was the order of events:
1. Paramount acceded to Trump’s extortion by paying a bribe.
2. Stephen Colbert calls his employer out for doing that.
3. Paramount fires Stephen Colbert for being honest about Trump.
4. Proving Trump’s bribe worked.
1. Paramount acceded to Trump’s extortion by paying a bribe.
2. Stephen Colbert calls his employer out for doing that.
3. Paramount fires Stephen Colbert for being honest about Trump.
4. Proving Trump’s bribe worked.
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Trump is more desperately focusing on trans people to avoid the Epstein shit because he understand on an intuitive level that QAnon was originally channeled into the anti-trans panic and he's trying to funnel it back
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
July 15, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Trump is more desperately focusing on trans people to avoid the Epstein shit because he understand on an intuitive level that QAnon was originally channeled into the anti-trans panic and he's trying to funnel it back
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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this is less true than we all want it to be because a sizable number of right wing Epstein obsessives think he was trafficking 6 year olds not 16-year-old girls who they think should be allowed to marry
Epstein files truly are the one thing every American, both parties want to see the daylight on, and there are no exceptions to that.
This unites us, because we know innocent children were ravaged by rich entitled men and thus far have all gotten away with it.
We want this unwrapped, everyone does
This unites us, because we know innocent children were ravaged by rich entitled men and thus far have all gotten away with it.
We want this unwrapped, everyone does
July 14, 2025 at 2:45 AM
this is less true than we all want it to be because a sizable number of right wing Epstein obsessives think he was trafficking 6 year olds not 16-year-old girls who they think should be allowed to marry
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♎️ Treat yourself as if you are dating yourself. Spoil yourself rotten.
Libra Daily Horoscope
July 12, 2025
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July 12, 2025 at 5:50 AM
♎️ Treat yourself as if you are dating yourself. Spoil yourself rotten.
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Fury Road looks like it was released in 2027
July 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Fury Road looks like it was released in 2027
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Peter Thiel Shows Trump How To Sort Spreadsheet Of Americans By Ethnicity
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July 1, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Peter Thiel Shows Trump How To Sort Spreadsheet Of Americans By Ethnicity
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happy birthday debbie xoxo @blondieband.bsky.social
July 1, 2025 at 6:06 PM
happy birthday debbie xoxo @blondieband.bsky.social
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Well that’s just fucking great
Trump’s attacks on Iran were based on vibes, not new intel, two administration officials tell Rolling Stone. “There is no intel,” one of the sources says. “The intelligence assessments have not really changed”
'There Is No Intel': Trump's Attacks on Iran Were Based on Vibes, Sources Say
Trump’s decision to strike three Iranian nuclear facilities was not based on new intelligence, administration officials say.
www.rollingstone.com
June 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Well that’s just fucking great
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