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Spinster Spice
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Tea drinking, fountain pen collecting, mystery reading, birdwatching Episcopalian loonybat who still sleeps with teddy bears. Sings constantly. Falls down a lot. Desperately needs more cats.
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IYKYK #Jeopardy
Spotify says my “listening age” is 73. Which is also the year I was born. #oldsoul
December 3, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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It ys the seasoun of decoratif gourdes, O knaves
September 23, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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If someone’s not mourning the death of Robert Redford in a manner that’s consistent with your views, make sure you set up a database, call their employer, and get them fired.
September 16, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Can confirm. I actually AM high risk but they didn't ask for proof. Got the shot this week, no runaround.
For people in a state that is asking for a prescription, try a CVS MinuteClinic.

Some MinuteClinic’s are getting around restrictions by having nurses on site who will give you a prescription during a visit. They ask to confirm if you are high risk but don’t ask for proof.
September 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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“Alleluia”
September 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
This is the way.
I had a little tariff panic, and now we have 640 Yorkshire Gold teabags.
September 5, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Neko Case is the Kate Bush of alt country.
September 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I don't really care one way or another about Cracker Barrel's logo or decor change but I fail to see anything "woke" about it. What am I missing?
August 22, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Protestant as I am, I think the whole St Jude lost cause thing is real. I said what I said.
August 3, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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psst: it is, but those churches aren't on TV
July 24, 2025 at 12:07 AM
North By Northwest (1959) and Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969)
You’ve inherited a movie theater, what’s your first double feature?
Memento (2000) and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)
July 23, 2025 at 7:07 PM
If I hear the words "go in" one more time from a content creator I will scream for a whole day.
July 14, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Show me a pic on your phone that has your energy, but isn't a selfie
July 14, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Sugar in the Raw is an abomination. I don't understand its purpose other than the bourgeoisie think it's "fancy". Actual brown sugar is LIT.
Why is that coffee shops always seem to have packets of sugar in the raw, which is terrible and doesn't dissolve well at all, but never packets of brown sugar, which is amazing?
July 13, 2025 at 6:48 PM
If Diet Coke is a fridge cigarette, what is regular Coke? An unfiltered fridge cigarette?
July 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Not wanting to eat the vegetable "stone soup" my second grade class made. Because I was having Baby's First Migraine. (I still resent it)
What is, in your opinion, the dumbest thing you were scolded by an adult for doing when you were a kid?
July 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Propaganda I'm not falling for: Facial cleansers that cost $44. It's been awhile since I was on the "beauty list" bandwagon and WTF?

Pears soap was good enough for Lillie Langtry and it's good enough for me.
July 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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The fallacye that "higher ed degree must leade to a job wyth same name" ys deeplye harmful to present-daye societye. A philosophye major kan do businesse just as well as a businesse major. Yn some wayes perhaps even bettir. Thys fallacye ys useful onlye to those who seeke to kill higher ed.
July 2, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Why yes, I am suffering from a sunburn after 45 minutes in the pool, sunscreen on, at <checks notes> NINE O CLOCK IN THE ANTE MERIDIAN today.
June 30, 2025 at 11:09 PM
🎶You get a line, I’ll get a pole an’ we’ll go down to the…tuna?… hole, honey, baby mine…🎶
June 5, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I tend to like good hair care brands and whatnot, but y'all, there is nothing that is in a hairspray that should make it more than $10. We're getting ripped off by prestige hair products.
May 31, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Nothing is as strong as the urge to use the bathroom as soon as one puts on a jumpsuit. 😬
May 22, 2025 at 12:52 PM
After my giant multi-post rant today, I took my fat ass to a dance jam workout class and shook it like a Polaroid and anyone there who resented me for it can pick a spot and kiss the aforementioned posterior.
a little girl in a tutu is dancing and saying `` that 's right '' .
ALT: a little girl in a tutu is dancing and saying `` that 's right '' .
media.tenor.com
May 16, 2025 at 12:42 AM