im at a party at a bar celebrating the anniversary of a complete stranger dropping a knife on her foot

Always good to remember.

in my wednesday era. on my hump day arc. i'm midweek maxxin

fun first date idea: let’s hold hands while we hike up a mountain and when we get to the summit you can push me off

Respectfully f u @benstiller.redhour.com just finished the season finale of #severance
Got no more nails on my hands, and I didn't get enough Mark & Gemma reunion 😤