spiffy
@spiffy.bsky.social
° generic nerd, recovering font snob, jane of some trades, skipping rocks ° 💜.🎨.🐿.🌈.🌊.💾.🍜.👾 ° substack.com/@spiffyshorts
Explain to me why the world hasn't put Gwendoline Christie and Dave Bautista in a whodunnit action romcom for me yet?
April 25, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Explain to me why the world hasn't put Gwendoline Christie and Dave Bautista in a whodunnit action romcom for me yet?
The 1st born asked, "when a baby gets stuck while being born, is it called constipation?"
They added "because you know how kids are called little mm'mmms?"
By the way, both my spouse's children are little shits. (Yes, I will blame him.)
They added "because you know how kids are called little mm'mmms?"
By the way, both my spouse's children are little shits. (Yes, I will blame him.)
December 13, 2024 at 3:09 PM
The 1st born asked, "when a baby gets stuck while being born, is it called constipation?"
They added "because you know how kids are called little mm'mmms?"
By the way, both my spouse's children are little shits. (Yes, I will blame him.)
They added "because you know how kids are called little mm'mmms?"
By the way, both my spouse's children are little shits. (Yes, I will blame him.)
Me when mildly inconvenienced:
December 12, 2024 at 3:11 PM
Me when mildly inconvenienced:
Conservatives: Public Schools are making your kids gay/trans 🤡
Me: Public schools can't make my 6th grader to tell me to bake Blejska kremšnita BEFORE 9:30 pm on a Monday night.
So they get Hrenovke v kvašenem testu instead. Yes, that is sausages in dough. It sounds fancier in Slovenian.
Me: Public schools can't make my 6th grader to tell me to bake Blejska kremšnita BEFORE 9:30 pm on a Monday night.
So they get Hrenovke v kvašenem testu instead. Yes, that is sausages in dough. It sounds fancier in Slovenian.
December 10, 2024 at 7:08 PM
Conservatives: Public Schools are making your kids gay/trans 🤡
Me: Public schools can't make my 6th grader to tell me to bake Blejska kremšnita BEFORE 9:30 pm on a Monday night.
So they get Hrenovke v kvašenem testu instead. Yes, that is sausages in dough. It sounds fancier in Slovenian.
Me: Public schools can't make my 6th grader to tell me to bake Blejska kremšnita BEFORE 9:30 pm on a Monday night.
So they get Hrenovke v kvašenem testu instead. Yes, that is sausages in dough. It sounds fancier in Slovenian.
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If you see this, post a birb 🐤
November 18, 2024 at 7:41 AM
If you see this, post a birb 🐤
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If you see this, post a bird
November 18, 2024 at 10:32 AM
If you see this, post a bird
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November 21, 2024 at 10:01 AM
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It’s my birthday today! If you could repost my artwork, it would be the perfect birthday present!
November 19, 2024 at 10:17 PM
It’s my birthday today! If you could repost my artwork, it would be the perfect birthday present!
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I’m here!
Maybe this social media space will work out
Here’s my first image I’ll post
Graphite on moleskine paper
Maybe this social media space will work out
Here’s my first image I’ll post
Graphite on moleskine paper
November 14, 2024 at 2:54 PM
I’m here!
Maybe this social media space will work out
Here’s my first image I’ll post
Graphite on moleskine paper
Maybe this social media space will work out
Here’s my first image I’ll post
Graphite on moleskine paper
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Mike Huckabee’s son hanged a dog. Sarah Palin’s son stood on one. Tomi Lahren kicks hers. Mitt Romney drove with his on the roof of his car. Ted Cruz abandoned his. Kristi Noem shot hers. In conclusion, Republicans are a bunch of dog-hating sociopaths.
November 21, 2024 at 12:26 PM
Mike Huckabee’s son hanged a dog. Sarah Palin’s son stood on one. Tomi Lahren kicks hers. Mitt Romney drove with his on the roof of his car. Ted Cruz abandoned his. Kristi Noem shot hers. In conclusion, Republicans are a bunch of dog-hating sociopaths.
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"If a woman doesn't look woman enough to a Republican, they want to be able to inspect your genitals to use a bathroom? It's disgusting.
Everyone should reject it completely... they're endangering women, they're endangering girls of all kind, and everyone should reject it. It's gross." - AOC
Everyone should reject it completely... they're endangering women, they're endangering girls of all kind, and everyone should reject it. It's gross." - AOC
November 21, 2024 at 2:44 AM
"If a woman doesn't look woman enough to a Republican, they want to be able to inspect your genitals to use a bathroom? It's disgusting.
Everyone should reject it completely... they're endangering women, they're endangering girls of all kind, and everyone should reject it. It's gross." - AOC
Everyone should reject it completely... they're endangering women, they're endangering girls of all kind, and everyone should reject it. It's gross." - AOC
Blue dots in red states- how're you holding up?
a close up of a cat 's face with tik tok written on the bottom right
Alt: a close up of a cat 's face with tik tok written on the bottom right
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2024 at 11:09 AM
Blue dots in red states- how're you holding up?
Honestly, I've not been this excited to see post-debate SNL skits in a really long time.
September 12, 2024 at 11:38 AM
Honestly, I've not been this excited to see post-debate SNL skits in a really long time.
PSA to any Millennials, Zs or Alphas who may not have seen the 1st movie, or only remember the cartoon, Beetlejuice is the villain. Don't go embarrassing yourselves on social media a couple weeks from now posting how shocked you are he's a meanie.
September 2, 2024 at 7:48 PM
PSA to any Millennials, Zs or Alphas who may not have seen the 1st movie, or only remember the cartoon, Beetlejuice is the villain. Don't go embarrassing yourselves on social media a couple weeks from now posting how shocked you are he's a meanie.
i made this wonderwalz poster because i'm am here for these walz jokes.
August 29, 2024 at 7:53 PM
i made this wonderwalz poster because i'm am here for these walz jokes.
It's going to be chaos. The GOP are going to sue every ballot they can.
July 21, 2024 at 6:43 PM
It's going to be chaos. The GOP are going to sue every ballot they can.
Dems need a better platform than "we're not republican." We need a real strategy to permanently prevent GOP from turning America into a single party autocratic theocracy. They need to have plan to increase voter turn out, and enact immutable policies that last beyond one election cycle.
July 16, 2024 at 6:13 PM
Dems need a better platform than "we're not republican." We need a real strategy to permanently prevent GOP from turning America into a single party autocratic theocracy. They need to have plan to increase voter turn out, and enact immutable policies that last beyond one election cycle.
Texans and any severe weather: Where's Teddy boy?
July 7, 2024 at 11:35 PM
Texans and any severe weather: Where's Teddy boy?
I am reminded that quackanoners are still out there. And they still manage to make MAGAts sound sane. That is real talent.
July 5, 2024 at 4:11 PM
I am reminded that quackanoners are still out there. And they still manage to make MAGAts sound sane. That is real talent.
If the Heritage Foundation, GOP and Christian Nationalists "win" this "second American Revolution," they better not expect me to pay on any federal student loans incurred under the government they overthrew.
July 4, 2024 at 3:01 AM
If the Heritage Foundation, GOP and Christian Nationalists "win" this "second American Revolution," they better not expect me to pay on any federal student loans incurred under the government they overthrew.
I legit don't have the money nor energy to live thru a civil war or "second American revolution."
July 4, 2024 at 1:14 AM
I legit don't have the money nor energy to live thru a civil war or "second American revolution."
I'm sincerely not interested in living under a GOP run/Trump figurehead dictatorship. Where do I unsubscribe?
July 2, 2024 at 6:56 PM
I'm sincerely not interested in living under a GOP run/Trump figurehead dictatorship. Where do I unsubscribe?
Apparently,
"Bruh, you can't even take care of your eyes!"
"Oh, yeah! You didn't take care of your appendix!"
is a valid insult exchange between siblings.
* my 1st born wears glasses, & my 2nd born had an appendectomy at age 3.
** i'm an only child. sibling behavior is very confusing to me.
"Bruh, you can't even take care of your eyes!"
"Oh, yeah! You didn't take care of your appendix!"
is a valid insult exchange between siblings.
* my 1st born wears glasses, & my 2nd born had an appendectomy at age 3.
** i'm an only child. sibling behavior is very confusing to me.
June 24, 2024 at 5:07 PM
Apparently,
"Bruh, you can't even take care of your eyes!"
"Oh, yeah! You didn't take care of your appendix!"
is a valid insult exchange between siblings.
* my 1st born wears glasses, & my 2nd born had an appendectomy at age 3.
** i'm an only child. sibling behavior is very confusing to me.
"Bruh, you can't even take care of your eyes!"
"Oh, yeah! You didn't take care of your appendix!"
is a valid insult exchange between siblings.
* my 1st born wears glasses, & my 2nd born had an appendectomy at age 3.
** i'm an only child. sibling behavior is very confusing to me.
When 1st born got 2 episodes in, and asks what it has to do with cereal.
And my husband explains its serial not cereal.
Then my kiddo draws this on the kitchen whiteboard.
And my husband explains its serial not cereal.
Then my kiddo draws this on the kitchen whiteboard.
May 26, 2024 at 4:35 AM
When 1st born got 2 episodes in, and asks what it has to do with cereal.
And my husband explains its serial not cereal.
Then my kiddo draws this on the kitchen whiteboard.
And my husband explains its serial not cereal.
Then my kiddo draws this on the kitchen whiteboard.
I'm sure someone has already done this but I couldn't find it in my cursory google glance. So made these for my own amusement.
And no, I don't feel bad mocking King Charles in any way. I do feel a little bad for the artist; he put a lot of work into the piece.
And no, I don't feel bad mocking King Charles in any way. I do feel a little bad for the artist; he put a lot of work into the piece.
May 16, 2024 at 3:20 PM
I'm sure someone has already done this but I couldn't find it in my cursory google glance. So made these for my own amusement.
And no, I don't feel bad mocking King Charles in any way. I do feel a little bad for the artist; he put a lot of work into the piece.
And no, I don't feel bad mocking King Charles in any way. I do feel a little bad for the artist; he put a lot of work into the piece.