spiffy
@spiffy.bsky.social
° generic nerd, recovering font snob, jane of some trades, skipping rocks ° 💜.🎨.🐿.🌈.🌊.💾.🍜.👾 ° substack.com/@spiffyshorts
Me when mildly inconvenienced:
December 12, 2024 at 3:11 PM
Me when mildly inconvenienced:
Conservatives: Public Schools are making your kids gay/trans 🤡
Me: Public schools can't make my 6th grader to tell me to bake Blejska kremšnita BEFORE 9:30 pm on a Monday night.
So they get Hrenovke v kvašenem testu instead. Yes, that is sausages in dough. It sounds fancier in Slovenian.
Me: Public schools can't make my 6th grader to tell me to bake Blejska kremšnita BEFORE 9:30 pm on a Monday night.
So they get Hrenovke v kvašenem testu instead. Yes, that is sausages in dough. It sounds fancier in Slovenian.
December 10, 2024 at 7:08 PM
Conservatives: Public Schools are making your kids gay/trans 🤡
Me: Public schools can't make my 6th grader to tell me to bake Blejska kremšnita BEFORE 9:30 pm on a Monday night.
So they get Hrenovke v kvašenem testu instead. Yes, that is sausages in dough. It sounds fancier in Slovenian.
Me: Public schools can't make my 6th grader to tell me to bake Blejska kremšnita BEFORE 9:30 pm on a Monday night.
So they get Hrenovke v kvašenem testu instead. Yes, that is sausages in dough. It sounds fancier in Slovenian.
PSA to any Millennials, Zs or Alphas who may not have seen the 1st movie, or only remember the cartoon, Beetlejuice is the villain. Don't go embarrassing yourselves on social media a couple weeks from now posting how shocked you are he's a meanie.
September 2, 2024 at 7:48 PM
PSA to any Millennials, Zs or Alphas who may not have seen the 1st movie, or only remember the cartoon, Beetlejuice is the villain. Don't go embarrassing yourselves on social media a couple weeks from now posting how shocked you are he's a meanie.
i made this wonderwalz poster because i'm am here for these walz jokes.
August 29, 2024 at 7:53 PM
i made this wonderwalz poster because i'm am here for these walz jokes.
Texans and any severe weather: Where's Teddy boy?
July 7, 2024 at 11:35 PM
Texans and any severe weather: Where's Teddy boy?
I legit don't have the money nor energy to live thru a civil war or "second American revolution."
July 4, 2024 at 1:14 AM
I legit don't have the money nor energy to live thru a civil war or "second American revolution."
When 1st born got 2 episodes in, and asks what it has to do with cereal.
And my husband explains its serial not cereal.
Then my kiddo draws this on the kitchen whiteboard.
And my husband explains its serial not cereal.
Then my kiddo draws this on the kitchen whiteboard.
May 26, 2024 at 4:35 AM
When 1st born got 2 episodes in, and asks what it has to do with cereal.
And my husband explains its serial not cereal.
Then my kiddo draws this on the kitchen whiteboard.
And my husband explains its serial not cereal.
Then my kiddo draws this on the kitchen whiteboard.
I'm sure someone has already done this but I couldn't find it in my cursory google glance. So made these for my own amusement.
And no, I don't feel bad mocking King Charles in any way. I do feel a little bad for the artist; he put a lot of work into the piece.
And no, I don't feel bad mocking King Charles in any way. I do feel a little bad for the artist; he put a lot of work into the piece.
May 16, 2024 at 3:20 PM
I'm sure someone has already done this but I couldn't find it in my cursory google glance. So made these for my own amusement.
And no, I don't feel bad mocking King Charles in any way. I do feel a little bad for the artist; he put a lot of work into the piece.
And no, I don't feel bad mocking King Charles in any way. I do feel a little bad for the artist; he put a lot of work into the piece.
Also
My Gen Alpha 2nd born raised by a Gen X: Your mom.
My Gen Alpha 1st born raised by a Gen X: That's your mom you're talking about.
My Gen Alpha 2nd born raised by a Gen X: Your mom.
My Gen Alpha 1st born raised by a Gen X: That's your mom you're talking about.
April 11, 2024 at 2:31 AM
Also
My Gen Alpha 2nd born raised by a Gen X: Your mom.
My Gen Alpha 1st born raised by a Gen X: That's your mom you're talking about.
My Gen Alpha 2nd born raised by a Gen X: Your mom.
My Gen Alpha 1st born raised by a Gen X: That's your mom you're talking about.
I miss when you could pick a theme for your tracker.
hashtag first world problems
hashtag first world problems
March 29, 2024 at 1:50 AM
I miss when you could pick a theme for your tracker.
hashtag first world problems
hashtag first world problems
It looks like anime food but in real life.
- 12yo
- 12yo
February 13, 2024 at 2:25 AM
It looks like anime food but in real life.
- 12yo
- 12yo
adventures of chatgpt and me
January 24, 2024 at 6:45 PM
adventures of chatgpt and me
Supurrvising the wrapping of presents.
December 24, 2023 at 6:18 PM
Supurrvising the wrapping of presents.
The Boy and The Heron
💜 all the expected Miyazaki trademarks
- beautiful art & music
- strange people & creatures
💜 it's a thoughtful story & less straightforward than, for example, Kiki's Delivery Service
- 11yo equated it with Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind
- We definitely plan to rewatch
💜 all the expected Miyazaki trademarks
- beautiful art & music
- strange people & creatures
💜 it's a thoughtful story & less straightforward than, for example, Kiki's Delivery Service
- 11yo equated it with Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind
- We definitely plan to rewatch
December 17, 2023 at 4:23 PM
The Boy and The Heron
💜 all the expected Miyazaki trademarks
- beautiful art & music
- strange people & creatures
💜 it's a thoughtful story & less straightforward than, for example, Kiki's Delivery Service
- 11yo equated it with Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind
- We definitely plan to rewatch
💜 all the expected Miyazaki trademarks
- beautiful art & music
- strange people & creatures
💜 it's a thoughtful story & less straightforward than, for example, Kiki's Delivery Service
- 11yo equated it with Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind
- We definitely plan to rewatch
Kitchen Supurrvisor is sleeping on the job.
November 23, 2023 at 4:30 PM
Kitchen Supurrvisor is sleeping on the job.
Digging for loose change.
November 21, 2023 at 12:37 AM
Digging for loose change.
Overseeing Thanksgiving menu plans.
November 19, 2023 at 4:19 AM
Overseeing Thanksgiving menu plans.
Junior Manager, Sokka, overseeing the family budget, making sure treatos makes it onto the spreadsheet.
November 17, 2023 at 4:03 AM
Junior Manager, Sokka, overseeing the family budget, making sure treatos makes it onto the spreadsheet.
I cleaned out a junk drawer.
I threw away a whole bunch of mystery screws, nuts and bolts.
So, if the world ends tomorrow... Sorry.
I threw away a whole bunch of mystery screws, nuts and bolts.
So, if the world ends tomorrow... Sorry.
November 16, 2023 at 4:50 AM
I cleaned out a junk drawer.
I threw away a whole bunch of mystery screws, nuts and bolts.
So, if the world ends tomorrow... Sorry.
I threw away a whole bunch of mystery screws, nuts and bolts.
So, if the world ends tomorrow... Sorry.
Supurrvising the (albeit late) putting away of Halloween decorations.
November 13, 2023 at 2:00 AM
Supurrvising the (albeit late) putting away of Halloween decorations.
In reference to this morning's post, if anyone is keeping score.
November 11, 2023 at 12:25 AM
In reference to this morning's post, if anyone is keeping score.
