The Stoopid Unikorn
@spicyguac9000.bsky.social
Professional Canadian idiot
Bearer of bad luck and constant chuckler
Sucks at games, but pretends not to...
Bearer of bad luck and constant chuckler
Sucks at games, but pretends not to...
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Ever had this moment where you just don't wanna think about anything but still do anyway?
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>Get Earthbound for the first time ever in 2025
>The world's gone mad
>All the adults are useless at best or trying to kill you at worst
>Everyone talks like a crazy person
>Everything's too expensive
>Your next door neighbor wants to be a dictator
>Get home and start playing Earthbound
>The world's gone mad
>All the adults are useless at best or trying to kill you at worst
>Everyone talks like a crazy person
>Everything's too expensive
>Your next door neighbor wants to be a dictator
>Get home and start playing Earthbound
Playing Earthbound for the first time ever in 2025 is fascinating, actually. You're just a kid and the world's gone mad. All the adults are useless at best or trying to kill you at worst. Everyone talks like a crazy person. Everything's too expensive. Your next door neighbor wants to be a dictator.
October 18, 2025 at 8:48 PM
>Get Earthbound for the first time ever in 2025
>The world's gone mad
>All the adults are useless at best or trying to kill you at worst
>Everyone talks like a crazy person
>Everything's too expensive
>Your next door neighbor wants to be a dictator
>Get home and start playing Earthbound
>The world's gone mad
>All the adults are useless at best or trying to kill you at worst
>Everyone talks like a crazy person
>Everything's too expensive
>Your next door neighbor wants to be a dictator
>Get home and start playing Earthbound
Okay, these skill descriptions are getting ridiculous.
October 1, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Okay, these skill descriptions are getting ridiculous.
Banana Slamma perk?! Are we really referencing the old animated show here?!
September 17, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Banana Slamma perk?! Are we really referencing the old animated show here?!
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corporations on july 1st:
July 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
corporations on july 1st:
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it's scary how powerful ai is getting every day. i just talked with a genie who was able to somehow guess what i was thinking of by asking a series of yes or no questions
July 9, 2025 at 1:53 PM
it's scary how powerful ai is getting every day. i just talked with a genie who was able to somehow guess what i was thinking of by asking a series of yes or no questions
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a kid with lesbian parents will have to call one mom "mother" and the 2nd mom "earthbound"
June 6, 2025 at 9:53 PM
a kid with lesbian parents will have to call one mom "mother" and the 2nd mom "earthbound"
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Old Phoenix Wright comic by Sakura!
December 9, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Old Phoenix Wright comic by Sakura!
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Getting blasted by bright-ass LED headlights while driving:
February 5, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Getting blasted by bright-ass LED headlights while driving:
February 4, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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GBA didn't get its own Mario platformer so Sonic said 'fine I'll do it'
Sonic Advance, the first GBA entry that continued the 2D Sonic lineage www.hardcoregaming101.net/sonic-advance/
January 3, 2025 at 7:10 PM
GBA didn't get its own Mario platformer so Sonic said 'fine I'll do it'
Ever had this moment where you just don't wanna think about anything but still do anyway?
December 16, 2024 at 1:31 AM
Ever had this moment where you just don't wanna think about anything but still do anyway?