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ratpower.bsky.social
6️⃣7️⃣😂🙈
December 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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derekmballard.bsky.social
building (1/2)
December 9, 2024 at 7:47 PM
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derekmballard.bsky.social
building (2/2)
December 9, 2024 at 7:47 PM
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garrot.bsky.social
the elves are renowned for their swordsmanship
October 31, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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coelasquid.bsky.social
Fuck it we ball 🖊️🦑
mister-astringent Oct 19 Think I also need a second matching motivational poster to go up next to it. It says exactly the same thing, but the picture is of Saejima beating the shit out of some guy with a motorcycle. Follow up tumblr post from the same user depicting Majima with a word bubble as though he’s saying the previous comment a second matching motivational poster to go up next to it. It says exactly the same thing, but the picture is of Saejima beating the shit out of some guy with a motorcycle.
October 21, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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danmentos.com
oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter
October 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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willquinnart.bsky.social
Daily bunny no.3106 doesn't like the dark
A bunny descends into a dark basement with a flashlight, hoping to fix a fusebox or breaker box. It is a rainy evening, and presumably the power has gone out. A bat hanging from a pipe greets the bunny.
October 13, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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willquinnart.bsky.social
Daily bunny no.3101 flying by night
A bunny catches a flight by holding both legs of a bat, who is flying across a starry night sky. Another bat follows closely behind them, and they are currently going over a small body of water.
October 8, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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splendid.land
flaming moe's
lenny is sat with homer at moe's with some pokemon cards scattered across the bar. Lenny: hey whatcha got there homer? Homer: oh i don't know... it's some crap the boy is into these days Barney: hey! moe! this one looks like you! Moe then snatches the card. Moe: what? gimme that! i oughta sue the hell outta- Moe then contrmplates the Magmar card, and finds recognition within it.
August 15, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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tommchenry.bsky.social
talking to your children about sex

www.noncanon.com/comics/2025-...
PANEL 1: A mom, dad, and daughter are driving in a car. MOM: "Rita says the school is closed indefinitely and another chunk of the moon just wiped out the Dakotas... Thousands more will start hitting us soon, like Space Hail." PANEL 2: DAUGHTER: "Since the world's ending anyway--maybe I could watch an R-rated movie tonight?" PANEL 3: DAD: "Nice try, but we need you to die with 'chaste eyes and imaginings." PANEL 4: MOM (to daughter): "He just wants to make sure you'll go to Heaven to establish a beachhead for our family--we'll need you to petition God for our release from Hell." PANEL 5: DAD: "Kiddo, your mother and I have soiled minds that have conjured all manner of erotic fantasias. We are bound only for the pit."
August 9, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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genuinelybart.bsky.social
fairy sesh . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖
August 5, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
August 5, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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nedroid.com
In my experience there are three kinds of fantasy magic novels:
"There are three kinds of magic," said Wizzler, handing us each a balloon. "You can control tigers, you can shoot tornadoes from your fingers, or you can fly by holding your breath. The color of confetti inside your balloon will reveal which kind of power you have." I felt the panic rising in me. What if my confetti turned yellow, indicating that I was a Tiger-Talker? My family, a long line of proud Tornado-Fingers, would disown me. Could I ever return home, bearing such shame? I tried to calm myself as I readied the ceremonial safety pin. Green, I thought, willing my hopes into reality. Please be green. I popped the balloon, involuntarily shutting my eyes. When I opened them, would I see the green I hoped for? The yellow I feared? What if, gods forbid, the confetti were blue? I opened my eyes, seeing shock on the faces of my classmates. Wizzler himself stared at me, wide-eye. Looking down, I saw myself covered in confetti... purple confetti. “I don’t understand,” I growled, my body trembling with pain. “I combined eighty percent Earth-elemental mana with twenty percent Fire-elemental mana (Type B), focused through a twenty-four-sided icositetragon made of yellow topaz. This, in conjunction with my blood type, star sign, sense of humor, and nickname, should have produced a blazing column of lightning to vaporize my enemies. Instead, it made a big bubble that smells like fresh laundry. Why?” Skullgrumbler began to laugh. “You fool! You don’t even realize…” he squealed. “You’re facing east!” “It’s whatever you want,” explained Magemaster Grampledog. “Magic is just whatever you want.” I knew he was speaking in riddles, but I couldn’t grasp his hidden meaning. “So the rules are…” Grampledog lit a sliver of smokereed. “No rules. You say some words and you wave a stick and whatever you want just happens. You don’t even need the stick.” His wisdom still eluded me. I stared into his face, trying to decipher what he was really saying. “No, listen.” Grampledog snapped his fingers and his desk turned into a pile of chicken nuggets. “I didn’t even know that would happen.” His hat then came alive and began to yodel. “It’s pandemonium,” he explained. “It’s complete nonsense.”
July 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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logancunningham.bsky.social
Yes, he has a name. AND WE'LL NEVER TELL. Happy 14, Bastion
The Kid (the protagonist from 2011 video game Bastion) standing in a wintery setting, armed with the Army Carbine, Machete, Dueling Pistols, Flame Bellows, and a Hand Grenade. Art by Supergiant Games Art Director Jen Zee
July 20, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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derekmballard.bsky.social
I quit.
July 10, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
The Flyer. 1/4
June 3, 2025 at 2:01 PM
spicydan.bsky.social
What gives these freaks the right to act like this
May 31, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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willquinnart.bsky.social
Daily bunny no.2964 has lost track of time
A bunny stares absentmindedly at a sundial on a sunny day. Dragonflies flit around, in the middle of an overgrown garden
May 24, 2025 at 4:49 AM
spicydan.bsky.social
Danger close
May 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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drsmey.bsky.social
#aseprite #pixelart
Simple Guide: Aseprite Brush Tool
(Repost from April 2024)
May 22, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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derekmballard.bsky.social
folks wanna be good
October 13, 2024 at 5:50 PM
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derekmballard.bsky.social
more work is the help
May 18, 2025 at 3:23 PM
spicydan.bsky.social
Why is he like that
May 16, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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pantspants.bsky.social
May 2, 2025 at 6:07 PM
spicydan.bsky.social
4 months later, still snuggling.
April 30, 2025 at 9:56 PM