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Becket
@spentgladiator.bsky.social
texas sports fan, the mountain goats enthusiast.

Texas Longhorns, San Antonio Spurs, The Arsenal, Austin FC. also an utterly jaded Cowboys fan. @tellhissonpod.bsky.social

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Ødegaard bottom corner finish. Did I fall into a portal to 2022?
December 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
nothing like a late night rat adventure.
December 23, 2025 at 6:10 AM
BIG GABI. WHAT A PASS BY RICE.
October 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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SET PIECE AGAIN OLE OLE
October 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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we are top of the league I said we are top of the league
October 4, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Saliba in the background is killing me. He loves playing for The Arsenal.
September 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
It was a great hate-watch day as an Arsenal fan. hoping this will continue with Aggy this afternoon but Auburn has to find some form of offense.
September 27, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Even apart from the timing of it, this was an excellent goal from Arsenal 🔴⚪

Mosquera header ▶️ Rice header ▶️ Trossard flick ▶️ Martinelli run and finish.
All in about 9 seconds ⏩
September 17, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Episode 3 of my dad and I’s new football podcast is now available! Link in bio.
September 11, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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the only discourse i’m interested in
April 5, 2024 at 3:43 AM
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The Tesla diner menu lists its bacon as “Epic bacon,” in case you got confused about whether these guys were giant losers
July 22, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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trans rights btw this isn't up for debate
June 18, 2025 at 11:59 PM
it’s amazing how much your mood can improve from eating cheese curds and listening to Lady Gaga
April 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Real Madrid in 4 matches against Arsenal in the UCL

1️⃣ goal scored 🔥
6️⃣ goals conceded 💨💨💨💨💨💨
1️⃣ draw ✍️
3️⃣ losses ❌❌❌

bring on PSG. Up The Arsenal.
April 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Arsenal fans making their presence felt in Madrid.
April 15, 2025 at 5:52 PM
DECLAN RICE IS THE GREATEST FOOTBALLER OF ALL TIME
April 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Wanted to see White at CB today but here’s hoping Kiwior has a good game. what a fantastic feeling to see Saka back in the Starting XI. bring on Madrid, COYG!!
a man pointing to a sign that says believe
Alt: Ted Lasso pointing to a sign that says believe
media.tenor.com
April 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
sometimes you see a video of someone playing Mario Kart 8 Deluxe as Wario with “Family Tradition” by Hank Williams Jr. playing over it and it just sends you down a country music hole.
March 30, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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Oh, what a lovely sight this is....

Look at that smile.
March 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
has an argument for Arsenal’s Player of the Season this year. just a model of consistency and versatility.
Declan Rice is such a horse for courses midfielder (pun extremely intended).

Play him as an eight, great, you'll get six-shaped defensive production when he eats up ground on the retreat.

Play him as a six, great, you'll still get someone with the dynamism to make telling runs into the box.
March 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
i been saying for ages that the Rams are the most ideal place for him. landing behind Stafford for a season or two where he has time to get his mind and body ready, and getting to learn from a quality QB and great coach like McVay.
March 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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February 19, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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And keeps proving it.
February 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Arsenal must sign a disappointing left 8 every summer, so they can become a highly impactful striker in every February
February 15, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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Jesus Healing the Paralytic at the Pool of Bethesda, Bartolomé Esteban Murillo, 1670, 📸 by @Stuart_PhotoAFC
February 2, 2025 at 6:45 PM