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Spencer
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Baseball fan, fantasy commissioner, cat lover, and amateur reader.
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1742
December 21, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Today’s the day.
We’re exactly one year out from Avatar: Fire and Ash’s release date.
December 19, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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The Giants are playing .500 ball over their last 150 games.
September 16, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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The Phillies are National League East champions for the second season in a row after a 6-5 win in 10 innings at Dodger Stadium.
September 16, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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An absolute classic.
September 8, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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in baseball, we call this a wheeeeeeee!
September 8, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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The Giants have played .500 ball over their last 138 games.
September 1, 2025 at 10:59 PM
If you smell like your players they do better at fantasy for you
August 31, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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DEFEND ORACLE PARK
July 12, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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it’s time for Millennial James Bond. he’s listening to podcasts in the Aston Martin. a henchman steals his vape and instantly dies after taking a hit. there’s an action sequence where he gets too high at an LCD Soundsystem show and starts punching people
June 26, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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The Giants’ plan of scoring two runs per game is bold but occasionally works.
June 19, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Mookie Betts, Rafael Devers and Chris Sale have netted Vaughn Grissom, Alex Verdugo, Connor Wong, Jeter Downs, Jordan Hicks, and Kyle Harrison. Those trades would have the Red Sox kicked out of a fantasy league.
June 15, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Lars and the Real Girl
June 7, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Do you get headaches watching the #SFGiants  hit with runners in scoring position?

Couplabeers might just be the fix for you.
June 3, 2025 at 3:54 AM
June 4, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Robbie Ray in May:

39 IP
45 K
0 HR
4 Wins
1.38 ERA

National League Pitcher of the Month 👏
June 3, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Watching the Giants get shutout after Webb pitched a dime hurts but watching Charlie Cox go down a k-hole on Adults makes it a little better.
June 3, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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Respectfully, I miss when this show was meaner #Survivor
May 22, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Dave Franco needs to do episode recaps for every show moving forward.
May 22, 2025 at 6:26 AM
At a college graduation ceremony and the school has an AI reading out the names of the graduates as they walk up to grab their degree. What a time to be alive.
May 18, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Interviewed the guy who directs Mets games, who has been weaving in some high-falutin film canon homages into the broadcast. Baseball games are better with De Palma references!

slate.com/culture/2025...
Baseball Has Never Looked Like This Before. It’s All Because of One Very Dedicated Movie Nerd.
Fans—and cinephiles—are loving it.
slate.com
May 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Respectfully Flagg to the Mavs is still the craziest thing that happened in basketball today
May 13, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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chicago pope joke day is a top 5 bluesky day, I think
May 9, 2025 at 1:50 AM
me watching the top of the 11th inning as a Giants fan
a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open .
media.tenor.com
May 7, 2025 at 2:59 AM