Laura Simms
@speakersimms.bsky.social
Insurance loss control consultant (I find monsters under the bed for commercial and industrial accounts)
We moved recently. This was my morning view today.
December 20, 2025 at 11:35 PM
We moved recently. This was my morning view today.
@blanketracheler.bsky.social This looks like something Rebelle would try.
This pup managed to sneak her way into a joyride with an unsuspecting delivery driver. Popped up to ask where they're headed and if there's time to get a pup cup on the way. 12/10 (TT: copperdoesstuffs)
December 18, 2025 at 12:12 AM
@blanketracheler.bsky.social This looks like something Rebelle would try.
We moved 4 miles. I stop by old house daily to check on it (will list Jan). Our admin had new address and it's in co records; boss used old one and sent birthday cookies. They stayed fresh because it's very cold here. What a treat! He called me Fri to say how glad they were I worked for them!
December 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
We moved 4 miles. I stop by old house daily to check on it (will list Jan). Our admin had new address and it's in co records; boss used old one and sent birthday cookies. They stayed fresh because it's very cold here. What a treat! He called me Fri to say how glad they were I worked for them!
If you’re stuck at Delta, they typically follow Rule 240, which was a law that required airlines to book you w/their competitors, at airline expense. This is when it’s the airline’s fault (not weather, govt shutdown, etc.). Be polite. Say, “Rule 240” when you get to an agent.
Delta Airlines is experiencing a network outage affecting operations at Detroit Metro Airport's McNamara Terminal.
Delta initiates ground stop for Detroit Metro Airport flights
Delta Airlines is experiencing a network outage affecting operations at Detroit Metro Airport's McNamara Terminal.
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December 5, 2025 at 1:10 PM
If you’re stuck at Delta, they typically follow Rule 240, which was a law that required airlines to book you w/their competitors, at airline expense. This is when it’s the airline’s fault (not weather, govt shutdown, etc.). Be polite. Say, “Rule 240” when you get to an agent.
@martini24.bsky.social Are you okay?
December 4, 2025 at 1:52 PM
@martini24.bsky.social Are you okay?
@briankachadurian.bsky.social My brain immediately stopped worrying about the comma. I started to diagnose the mechanical problem.
December 2, 2025 at 11:55 PM
@briankachadurian.bsky.social My brain immediately stopped worrying about the comma. I started to diagnose the mechanical problem.
This is Salem. He waited for his mom to leave the car before stealing her breakfast. Loves the thrill of the hunt. 12/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (TT: unhingeddogmom)
November 29, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Everyone on this plane is mad about my therapy scorpion
November 8, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Reposted by Laura Simms
A hardy perennial that no frost can touch.
Give my regards, irregardless
Facebook's Captain Grammar Pants laid down the law this week: "Irregardless is a double negative, and we all know that we can’t not never, ...
johnemcintyre.blogspot.com
October 31, 2025 at 2:06 PM
A hardy perennial that no frost can touch.
It takes next to no time to set up a new laptop. It takes a long time to get past the default "S mode," which Microsoft designed to scare users into thinking they are doing something dangerous when downloading Chrome and other non-MS apps. I go back to the DOS days and I call BS, Microsoft.
October 26, 2025 at 1:24 PM
It takes next to no time to set up a new laptop. It takes a long time to get past the default "S mode," which Microsoft designed to scare users into thinking they are doing something dangerous when downloading Chrome and other non-MS apps. I go back to the DOS days and I call BS, Microsoft.
Omg, a great read!
Explore this gift article from The New York Times. You can read it for free without a subscription. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/17/w...
Explore this gift article from The New York Times. You can read it for free without a subscription. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/17/w...
Dear Pet Sitter: Please Lock Up the Knives and Watch Out for Blimps
www.nytimes.com
October 18, 2025 at 7:03 PM
@briankachadurian.bsky.social The Chrysler Turbine is back on display at Detroit Historical Museum: www.detroithistorical.org/exhibitions/...
Automotive Showplace
www.detroithistorical.org
October 17, 2025 at 8:29 PM
@briankachadurian.bsky.social The Chrysler Turbine is back on display at Detroit Historical Museum: www.detroithistorical.org/exhibitions/...
1. Claims stairstepped the reserve.
2. There’s a paint booth.
2. There’s a paint booth.
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:
This wasn’t accrued for.
This wasn’t accrued for.
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:
Archives banned making copies.
Archives banned making copies.
October 12, 2025 at 9:03 PM
1. Claims stairstepped the reserve.
2. There’s a paint booth.
2. There’s a paint booth.
@deltaairways.bsky.social Pls thank DTW Delta customer svc Imani and Rynn for courtesy and creative rebooking when weather at JFK would have caused me to miss an international connection. They fixed it FAST!
October 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
@deltaairways.bsky.social Pls thank DTW Delta customer svc Imani and Rynn for courtesy and creative rebooking when weather at JFK would have caused me to miss an international connection. They fixed it FAST!
@freep.com Chrysler made the Belvedere. There's a Chrysler plant in Belvidere, IL. They are not spelled the same. @briankachadurian.bsky.social despite the misspelling, there's a good article about the hemi in today's paper.
October 12, 2025 at 1:48 PM
@freep.com Chrysler made the Belvedere. There's a Chrysler plant in Belvidere, IL. They are not spelled the same. @briankachadurian.bsky.social despite the misspelling, there's a good article about the hemi in today's paper.
Firefighters evidently repel when they can’t rappel. @freep.com @johnemcintyre.bsky.social
October 1, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Firefighters evidently repel when they can’t rappel. @freep.com @johnemcintyre.bsky.social
youtube.com/watch?v=KwmO... Just when I thought I couldn’t love this guy more than I already do, he comes out with this gem! 😍😍😍
Tylenol
YouTube video by Jesse Welles
youtube.com
September 29, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I dyed indigo in Thailand and loved it. I usually take fall Saturday drawing classes at a Detroit arts college. Instead, I signed up for weaving (thinking I liked textiles). It was ghastly. I dropped the class (1st class ever dropped). I think jr HS gym would be more fun.
September 20, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I dyed indigo in Thailand and loved it. I usually take fall Saturday drawing classes at a Detroit arts college. Instead, I signed up for weaving (thinking I liked textiles). It was ghastly. I dropped the class (1st class ever dropped). I think jr HS gym would be more fun.
Reposted by Laura Simms
Life is short and the hour of our death is a mystery, so no, I will not rate my transaction
August 31, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Life is short and the hour of our death is a mystery, so no, I will not rate my transaction
I wore pearls and skirted suits for my first 20 yrs in the electrical biz. This was taken ~1993 by a rep in MN who covered ND and SD, too. We were on our annual trip to see a far-flung SD distributor.
August 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I wore pearls and skirted suits for my first 20 yrs in the electrical biz. This was taken ~1993 by a rep in MN who covered ND and SD, too. We were on our annual trip to see a far-flung SD distributor.
@cogitoergowtf.bsky.social Are you feeling better?
August 17, 2025 at 6:43 PM
@cogitoergowtf.bsky.social Are you feeling better?
The 2022 version falls open to the right pages. I’ve tabbed 2025, but still reach for 2022. I put 2025 on top to break the habit!
August 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
The 2022 version falls open to the right pages. I’ve tabbed 2025, but still reach for 2022. I put 2025 on top to break the habit!
@cogitoergowtf.bsky.social How are you feeling?
August 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
@cogitoergowtf.bsky.social How are you feeling?
Weather app says we are having thunderstorms. We are not, but it does appear likely to snow.
August 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Weather app says we are having thunderstorms. We are not, but it does appear likely to snow.
STFU Copilot (everyone can tell you're Clippy in disguise, and I didn't invite you to come along w/most recent update):
August 10, 2025 at 4:30 PM
STFU Copilot (everyone can tell you're Clippy in disguise, and I didn't invite you to come along w/most recent update):