Asparagus 🦕
@sparagus.bsky.social
manchild(22) who cooks for a living. I retweet silly shit but I'm not shy about my politics. Protect Trans Kids, Free Palestine
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Today I just got slapped in the face with the coolest flashback transition from a japanese drama [Divorce Lawyer] that aired in 2004, it's just a simple camera move and what looks like careful masking in post but IT'S SO COOL
I'M GOING TO USE THAT SOMEWHERE ONE DAY I DUNNO HOW BUT THIS IS SO CLEVER
I'M GOING TO USE THAT SOMEWHERE ONE DAY I DUNNO HOW BUT THIS IS SO CLEVER
November 2, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Today I just got slapped in the face with the coolest flashback transition from a japanese drama [Divorce Lawyer] that aired in 2004, it's just a simple camera move and what looks like careful masking in post but IT'S SO COOL
I'M GOING TO USE THAT SOMEWHERE ONE DAY I DUNNO HOW BUT THIS IS SO CLEVER
I'M GOING TO USE THAT SOMEWHERE ONE DAY I DUNNO HOW BUT THIS IS SO CLEVER
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Meant to mention this last week, but if you have a young person in your life who’s into history or graphic novels or just good books, buy them George Takei’s “They Called Us Enemy.” My oldest couldn’t put it down.
June 21, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Meant to mention this last week, but if you have a young person in your life who’s into history or graphic novels or just good books, buy them George Takei’s “They Called Us Enemy.” My oldest couldn’t put it down.
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The government’s statement is a flex, not a confession of error. The important elements of the flex are these:
1. We send enemies to brutal foreign labor camps.
2. We decide who enemies are.
3. We may decide you are an enemy based on a secret informant, or our view of your tattoos.
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1. We send enemies to brutal foreign labor camps.
2. We decide who enemies are.
3. We may decide you are an enemy based on a secret informant, or our view of your tattoos.
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EXCLUSIVE: The Trump administration has acknowledged that it grabbed a Maryland father with protected status and mistakenly deported him to El Salvador—but claims that courts are powerless to order his return, @nickmiroff.bsky.social reports: theatln.tc/Bot5mE4O
An ‘Administrative Error’ Sends a Maryland Father to a Salvadoran Prison
The Trump administration says it mistakenly deported an immigrant with protected status but that courts are powerless to order his return.
theatln.tc
April 1, 2025 at 3:47 PM
The government’s statement is a flex, not a confession of error. The important elements of the flex are these:
1. We send enemies to brutal foreign labor camps.
2. We decide who enemies are.
3. We may decide you are an enemy based on a secret informant, or our view of your tattoos.
/1
1. We send enemies to brutal foreign labor camps.
2. We decide who enemies are.
3. We may decide you are an enemy based on a secret informant, or our view of your tattoos.
/1
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i can go into a proxymaking site and whip these up myself in five seconds
even putting aside the reprinted legend cards with very little theming to them that's actually connected to the show what do you MEAN they did a set of meme cards
March 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
i can go into a proxymaking site and whip these up myself in five seconds
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Sonic Racing CrossWorlds
February 13, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Sonic Racing CrossWorlds
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I always thought this part of the Street Fighter VI World Tour opening was corny, but it just continues to age worse over time. Genuinely leaves a sour taste in my mouth at this point.
February 13, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I always thought this part of the Street Fighter VI World Tour opening was corny, but it just continues to age worse over time. Genuinely leaves a sour taste in my mouth at this point.
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Anti-Bravoman×Bravoman ぼかし入れていますが下ネタ風味、NSFW
November 17, 2024 at 7:53 AM
Anti-Bravoman×Bravoman ぼかし入れていますが下ネタ風味、NSFW
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also shoutouts to the inexplicable CVS1 setup at the theatre for some fucking reason????
December 20, 2024 at 12:00 AM
also shoutouts to the inexplicable CVS1 setup at the theatre for some fucking reason????
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democratic party is going deep with the president elon / vice president trump rhetoric and i hope they don’t stop with this bc it’s the most likely scenario for elon to be ousted out of the administration and i want him to suffer more than anything else
December 20, 2024 at 2:04 AM
democratic party is going deep with the president elon / vice president trump rhetoric and i hope they don’t stop with this bc it’s the most likely scenario for elon to be ousted out of the administration and i want him to suffer more than anything else
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NYPD perfectly illustrates in a single day that they only exist to protect the oligarchy.
December 19, 2024 at 10:40 PM
NYPD perfectly illustrates in a single day that they only exist to protect the oligarchy.
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pray for syria please 🇸🇾🙏
November 30, 2024 at 3:15 PM
pray for syria please 🇸🇾🙏
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i still don't know how i was able to do this on my first try in a single stroke i didn't even practice or anything i just did it on the fly
December 1, 2024 at 4:07 AM
i still don't know how i was able to do this on my first try in a single stroke i didn't even practice or anything i just did it on the fly
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Over50, a team consisting of players over the age of 50, competing in the 18th Beat-Tribe Cup last year. Fighting Games have no age limit. Here's Gabriel winning for his team. #RecordingThoughts #SEGA #VF5FS #VirtuaFighter #FGC #バーチャファイター
November 24, 2024 at 7:28 AM
Over50, a team consisting of players over the age of 50, competing in the 18th Beat-Tribe Cup last year. Fighting Games have no age limit. Here's Gabriel winning for his team. #RecordingThoughts #SEGA #VF5FS #VirtuaFighter #FGC #バーチャファイター
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Please do not give me unsolicited advice about my appearance. Please do not give ANYONE unsolicited advice about their appearance.
November 22, 2024 at 12:08 PM
Please do not give me unsolicited advice about my appearance. Please do not give ANYONE unsolicited advice about their appearance.
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Garou: Mark of the Wolves was ported to Dreamcast on this day in 2001! Interestingly, this game was called "Fatal Fury: Mark of the Wolves" for it's western release
This is odd, as Garou is generally called Garou even in countries where the series is called Fatal Fury - this is the sole exception
This is odd, as Garou is generally called Garou even in countries where the series is called Fatal Fury - this is the sole exception
November 21, 2024 at 2:11 PM
Garou: Mark of the Wolves was ported to Dreamcast on this day in 2001! Interestingly, this game was called "Fatal Fury: Mark of the Wolves" for it's western release
This is odd, as Garou is generally called Garou even in countries where the series is called Fatal Fury - this is the sole exception
This is odd, as Garou is generally called Garou even in countries where the series is called Fatal Fury - this is the sole exception
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Ended up on a "furry-adjacent" blocklist which I feel broadly applies to most people on the internet anymore. Good riddance to the isolated soldier still fighting a "war" that ended decades ago.
November 17, 2024 at 6:43 PM
Ended up on a "furry-adjacent" blocklist which I feel broadly applies to most people on the internet anymore. Good riddance to the isolated soldier still fighting a "war" that ended decades ago.
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its been awhile since ive had a "damn i drew that?" moment, but im very proud of this 5 minute expression study
November 13, 2024 at 5:28 PM
its been awhile since ive had a "damn i drew that?" moment, but im very proud of this 5 minute expression study
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all my energy these days goes to stopping myself from rambling to my friends about jinx
November 14, 2024 at 9:26 PM
all my energy these days goes to stopping myself from rambling to my friends about jinx
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their art heavily influenced the aesthetic of #chabindra and and #apronstrings in general, so it's all come full circle
November 14, 2024 at 8:36 PM
their art heavily influenced the aesthetic of #chabindra and and #apronstrings in general, so it's all come full circle
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in fact it turns out that transphobes will literally harass a hospital and genuinely believe they're the good guys! keep in mind there are zero trans people or trans surgeries actually involved in this! they're attacking an ER patient just for being *related to an ally*
transphobes will revoke a donation for surgery over kamen rider art and genuinely believe they're the good guys
November 14, 2024 at 12:24 AM
in fact it turns out that transphobes will literally harass a hospital and genuinely believe they're the good guys! keep in mind there are zero trans people or trans surgeries actually involved in this! they're attacking an ER patient just for being *related to an ally*