Handjob of Vecna
@spanishmatlock.bsky.social
I have powers far beyond those of moral men
Never an ally, always a co-belligerent
Never an ally, always a co-belligerent
I've never been about to fuck a person and thought "you know what's really important to me right now which box this person checks under gender on their taxes."
November 14, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I've never been about to fuck a person and thought "you know what's really important to me right now which box this person checks under gender on their taxes."
Zohran Dom Mommy? Is that a thing?
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Zohran Dom Mommy? Is that a thing?
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My statement on the two year anniversary of October 7, 2023.
October 7, 2025 at 1:17 PM
My statement on the two year anniversary of October 7, 2023.
The new Fantastic Four movie carries on the good choices of Gunn's Superman, name dropping three entire Fantastic Four villains in the span of five seconds and not even showing them on screen, let alone describing their powers or backstories. Trust the universe to be consistent.
July 30, 2025 at 12:31 AM
The new Fantastic Four movie carries on the good choices of Gunn's Superman, name dropping three entire Fantastic Four villains in the span of five seconds and not even showing them on screen, let alone describing their powers or backstories. Trust the universe to be consistent.
@codenamesgame.bsky.social I can't imagine why you'd disable quote posts on such an innocuous post that almost religiously fails to mention the name of the property that you've chosen to work with. The Property That Must Not Be Named, if you will.
July 30, 2025 at 12:29 AM
@codenamesgame.bsky.social I can't imagine why you'd disable quote posts on such an innocuous post that almost religiously fails to mention the name of the property that you've chosen to work with. The Property That Must Not Be Named, if you will.
Superman did a lot of things right but I'm really fixated on "This is metamorpho. He can turn into kryptonite. We will be taking no questions. Thank you"
July 16, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Superman did a lot of things right but I'm really fixated on "This is metamorpho. He can turn into kryptonite. We will be taking no questions. Thank you"
"There's no way I'll be voting for him a sixth time"
Fool me five times, you know what I'm just going to walk into the sea, I'm really bad at this
Fool me five times, you know what I'm just going to walk into the sea, I'm really bad at this
I will never, ever vote for Gavin Newsom. Ever, under any circumstances. I don't care if he becomes the Dem nominee, he's still not getting my vote.
On a recent podcast Gavin Newsom tells Shawn Ryan how the Trans sports issue opened the door for him to change his mind on GAC for Trans Youth.
As someone who adored him since 2004 and voted for him 5 times, I can't wait for him to leave office.
There is no way I will be voting for him a 6th time.
As someone who adored him since 2004 and voted for him 5 times, I can't wait for him to leave office.
There is no way I will be voting for him a 6th time.
July 16, 2025 at 1:56 AM
"There's no way I'll be voting for him a sixth time"
Fool me five times, you know what I'm just going to walk into the sea, I'm really bad at this
Fool me five times, you know what I'm just going to walk into the sea, I'm really bad at this
Bank: Ok you'll get a call at five from this number
Bank: (Calls at 3 from different number)
Me: Do you even understand what you've done wrong here?
Bank: No
Bank: (Calls at 3 from different number)
Me: Do you even understand what you've done wrong here?
Bank: No
July 14, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Bank: Ok you'll get a call at five from this number
Bank: (Calls at 3 from different number)
Me: Do you even understand what you've done wrong here?
Bank: No
Bank: (Calls at 3 from different number)
Me: Do you even understand what you've done wrong here?
Bank: No
I think one underdiscussed possible explanation of the Fermi paradox is just that sufficiently intelligent life, upon developing an understanding of the universe necessary to traverse the stars, finds no need to build interstellar empires.
July 10, 2025 at 11:34 AM
I think one underdiscussed possible explanation of the Fermi paradox is just that sufficiently intelligent life, upon developing an understanding of the universe necessary to traverse the stars, finds no need to build interstellar empires.
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i hear it's america day in america with americans so have a music video a buddy of mine made to celebrate
I Am an American #usa #musicvideo #funny #comedy
YouTube video by Hammered Historians
www.youtube.com
July 4, 2025 at 7:40 AM
i hear it's america day in america with americans so have a music video a buddy of mine made to celebrate
People who think a book can make you gay make me kind of sad because I assume that a book made them straight. And that sounds fucking awful. Like to imagine that you have so little understanding of yourself that you needed to be told who you want to fuck by a book.
Supreme Court says Maryland parents can pull their kids from public school lessons using LGBTQ books
A lawyer says the Supreme Court's ruling that Maryland parents who have religious objections can pull their children from public school lessons using LGBTQ storybooks is a historic victory for parenta...
apnews.com
June 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
People who think a book can make you gay make me kind of sad because I assume that a book made them straight. And that sounds fucking awful. Like to imagine that you have so little understanding of yourself that you needed to be told who you want to fuck by a book.
A news source caught me milling about in the front lines of a protest. Godbless
June 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
A news source caught me milling about in the front lines of a protest. Godbless
My biggest boomer attribute is the shiver that runs up my spine whenever I hear someone calling a teddy bear a "stuffy"
June 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
My biggest boomer attribute is the shiver that runs up my spine whenever I hear someone calling a teddy bear a "stuffy"
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Trump is sending ICE to blue cities to enact the "largest mass deportation program in history" and Chicago is at the top of the list.
I'm calling for every Democratic leader and candidate to stand against ICE, to call for its abolition, and to materially support immigrants.
Inaction is complicity.
I'm calling for every Democratic leader and candidate to stand against ICE, to call for its abolition, and to materially support immigrants.
Inaction is complicity.
June 16, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Trump is sending ICE to blue cities to enact the "largest mass deportation program in history" and Chicago is at the top of the list.
I'm calling for every Democratic leader and candidate to stand against ICE, to call for its abolition, and to materially support immigrants.
Inaction is complicity.
I'm calling for every Democratic leader and candidate to stand against ICE, to call for its abolition, and to materially support immigrants.
Inaction is complicity.
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June 15, 2025 at 3:24 AM
abcnews.go.com/US/2-minneso...
I'm going to ask an extremely disrespectful question right now:
If it's this easy to murder our elected officials what the fuck are Russia and China doing? You could be making the America you want to see for pennies on the dollar.
I'm going to ask an extremely disrespectful question right now:
If it's this easy to murder our elected officials what the fuck are Russia and China doing? You could be making the America you want to see for pennies on the dollar.
Minnesota lawmaker Melissa Hortman killed, State Sen. John Hoffman wounded in 'targeted political violence'
A manhunt is underway for the gunman who was impersonating a police officer and had a list of possible targets, officials said.
abcnews.go.com
June 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM
abcnews.go.com/US/2-minneso...
I'm going to ask an extremely disrespectful question right now:
If it's this easy to murder our elected officials what the fuck are Russia and China doing? You could be making the America you want to see for pennies on the dollar.
I'm going to ask an extremely disrespectful question right now:
If it's this easy to murder our elected officials what the fuck are Russia and China doing? You could be making the America you want to see for pennies on the dollar.
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I see we've all just agreed the cartoon never happened
June 12, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I see we've all just agreed the cartoon never happened
This is the part of history where you're supposed to be seducing and murdering ICE agents and I'm tired of pretending it's not
June 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
This is the part of history where you're supposed to be seducing and murdering ICE agents and I'm tired of pretending it's not
Relatable. Honestly what the fuck modern browsers
May 25, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Relatable. Honestly what the fuck modern browsers
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a small horse figurine immersed in an unknown yellow-white substance.
Anglo-Saxons buried a mysterious vessel over a millennium ago. Archaeologists discovered its contents: cnn.it/3SPAEFN
May 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
a small horse figurine immersed in an unknown yellow-white substance.
The Lilo and Stitch live action remake is going to be studied for generations as an example of why you can't let corporations be involved in the production of movies. How can you possibly fuck something up so comprehensively?
May 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
The Lilo and Stitch live action remake is going to be studied for generations as an example of why you can't let corporations be involved in the production of movies. How can you possibly fuck something up so comprehensively?
You might look at this card and say "What is this even doing in your deck, it'll never proc that ability before being removed" to which I say, yeah that's the point. For me this card reads "spend one black mana, destroy target removal spell in your opponent's hand"
May 19, 2025 at 5:05 PM
You might look at this card and say "What is this even doing in your deck, it'll never proc that ability before being removed" to which I say, yeah that's the point. For me this card reads "spend one black mana, destroy target removal spell in your opponent's hand"
There is a historical thru-line of human caused extinctions. We radically and fundamentally changed every ecosystem on earth. People wanna talk about how "Oh my kids won't see a tiger someday" But it's more like you got to see the very last of this shit to survive. The bottom of the death barrel.
Late Pleistocene extinctions - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
May 17, 2025 at 11:09 PM
There is a historical thru-line of human caused extinctions. We radically and fundamentally changed every ecosystem on earth. People wanna talk about how "Oh my kids won't see a tiger someday" But it's more like you got to see the very last of this shit to survive. The bottom of the death barrel.
Human beings are an invasive species. Everywhere we went death and destruction followed us. This is just a true fact. Europe, Asia, Australia, New Zealand, North and South America, all used to have flourishing populations of megafauna until humans showed up. Africa was a much harder neighborhood.
May 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Human beings are an invasive species. Everywhere we went death and destruction followed us. This is just a true fact. Europe, Asia, Australia, New Zealand, North and South America, all used to have flourishing populations of megafauna until humans showed up. Africa was a much harder neighborhood.